YIKES

Imani//22//"I'll burn that bridge when I get there."

[theproblematicblogger]

[anthracoceros]

some of y'all didnt grow up as the person nobody has a crush on and it really shows

[anthracoceros]

[anthracoceros]

conventionally attractive people are not allowed to rb this

[hoetipsbyangel]

a man: hey

me: that’s enough

[jonghyunkazoo]

Granny: No printer, just fax!

[dulect]

me: *sees a bee* I respect you

bee: *starts flying toward me*

me: *runs away shrieking*

[sophie531896273240810891]

let me relax……………will comment later…………………..

[memescomedy]

[trevenanl-deactivated20200913]

When a drunk girl outside a club bathroom speaks… you listen. If she tells you that you’ll find love despite being hurt in the past? She’s right. If she tells you to stop being so self-aware? She’s right. They are the modern day Oracles at Delphi and must be taken at their every word

[gatheringbones]

“I hope that in the future they invent a small golden light that follows you everywhere and when something is about to end, it shines brightly so you know it’s about to end. And if you’re never going to see someone again, it’ll shine brightly and both of you can be polite and say, “It was nice to have you in my life while I did, good luck with everything that happens after now.” And maybe if you’re never going to eat at the same restaurant again, it’ll shine and you can order everything off the menu you’ve never tried. Maybe, if someone’s about to buy your car, the light will shine and you can take it for one last spin. Maybe, if you’re with a group of friends who’ll never be together again, all your lights will shine at the same time and you’ll know, and then you can hold each other and whisper, “This was so good. Oh my God, this was so good.””

— Iain Thomas, “The Light That Shines When Things End” (via oofpoetry)

[valtsv]

we joke and jest but there’s literally nothing more ‘monkey brain’ than the primal urge to climb things

[feministism]

[drek-odradek-deactivated2022031]

[swimming-in-shattered-stars]

[rivie-art]

mum says it’s my turn with the carbon

[ostracizedpoodle]

basketballs smell gross 

[neofriend-deactivated20160823]

go to hell??

[ostracizedpoodle]

why are you defending the smell of a ball 

[spritzeal]

straight men be like “Oh i love women” but then the only women they like are skinny long-haired girls age 18 - 25

fake fans smfh

[lioncalledparsley]

#oh you love women??? name three of their albums

[millennial-review-deactivated20]

[millennial-review-deactivated20]

[shouldnt]

[thebloggerformerlyknownasmadcap]

I see that this photo has been cropped to hide the fact that it’s screenshot of a tweet