Future Sex Kitten Spam

[brownsugarpixie]

I hope she’s as tired as my response “Check the schedule to see who’s chore it is this week” just as much as I’m tired of her claiming she’s the only one doing any cleaning.

[brownsugarpixie]

Thank God I’m only living here for 2 more weeks because I just snapped at my roommate.

She texted us this morning saying we need to take out the trash because it’s overflowing and that she has been taking it out all the time.

A. The people she is referring to are her own roommate and my roommate/her friend. She’s closer to them and speaks to them on a regular basis. The chores list is posted and she can see who has to take out the trash this week. Why text all of us when we all can see who’s turn it is? I realized it’s her turn and she doesn’t want to do it because the trash isn’t in a bag. It’s literally their own fault for not using the can after THEY bought more trash bags. The bag barely had any trash when we got new trash bags so why is the shit spilling out?

B. I took out the trash last week but we ran out of bags. We got a temporary bag to put trash in and they bought the regular trash bags. They continued to not only put trash in the temp bag until it spilled over, they overfilled the box (meant to be recycled) after they threw a party. The actual trash bag is only halfway full while trash surrounds the can.

C. They threw a fucking party while I wasn’t there. They dropped my food on the floor and because it’s my turn to sweep, I did yesterday. The broom doesn’t have a handle and they moved the pan so I had to pick up the trash from the floor with napkins. They didn’t even tell me where they put it.

[brownsugarpixie]

“I prefer natural beauty because it says a lot about who you are.”

Aka the dumbest thing I’ve ever heard and I listen to myself talk.

How are the genetics your parents give you (through no will of your own) a reflection of who you are? It makes more sense for the clothes, makeup, outfits, and other physical body modifications to reflect a person’s identity because they actually get to choice how they look.

Natural beauty means as little to me as plastic beauty. If you look good, you look good. It has nothing to do with your talent, personality, etc. just that you were lucky to be born with certain characteristics. I don’t shame natural beauty but let’s not act like it’s the greatest thing since sliced bread.

Working towards your ideal goal is totally different from boom just having the looks. Some people work their asses off at the gym to achieve their results while others are unhealthy yet still look good. Why praise them both when one put in the time and effort and the other was just born with it? If you think plastic surgery is vanity and we shouldn’t put so much focus on beauty then what’s the point of praising natural beauty above all else? A lot of natural people don’t fit into society’s beauty ideals and that’s when people switch up and praise them for getting surgery. If you’re going to advocate for people to be less vain, then extend it to all forms of physical beauty instead of attacking one form (plastic surgery) when they put in a lot of work to save money and do research.

[eyeheartfarms]

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[brownsugarpixie]

I want to bake cute pastries with fresh fruits and beautiful flowers

[brownsugarpixie]

My dream is to live in a big house with a bunch of cottagecore lesbian sisters.

Side note: This studio for $1000 in Texas literally has a farm in the backyard 😍 Look at all that green in the window. I definitely want to settle down in a place like this. I’m looking at rural places and the architecture is stunning.

[brownsugarpixie]

I feel proud of myself. This week I was able to meet my savings goal, pay my rent, and donate money to help my friend pay her rent since she lost her job.

[brownsugarpixie]

I used to be the biggest Kanye fan. Even now, I can still remember a majority of his lyrics. He used to rap the gospel to me and now that he actually has a gospel album out I don’t even want to support it. Kanye doesn’t care about black people ☹️

[brownsugarpixie]

Him: *accuses me of being on drugs because he didn’t understand my meme reference, tells me not to be offended and that girls like me are the ones to fall into hardcore drugs, and is the actual one who’s done hardcore drugs and recovered*

Also him: *complains to me about his roommates making jokes about him doing drugs and that accusing someone of doing drugs is a huge sign of disrespect*

If I wanted to be a cold-hearted bitch, I would’ve told him to not be offended because guys like him are the ones who turn to drugs but I know better.

[thestrawberrynight]

living in the little cottage, growing lavender and selling bouquets on the local market, making lavender oil and soap, riding a bike, wearing wide-brimmed hats and white dresses, and walking barefoot in my garden

[brownsugarpixie]

Opening a bakery 🧁 from your cottage 😍

[brownsugarpixie]

Looking at rent in other places is so sad when you live in CA

You can find a 2 bedroom place for less than 1k total in Idaho and a 3-4 bedroom place for less than 2k in Texas.

If CA wasn’t the literal best state to live in, I would’ve been gone.

[brownsugarpixie]

I am very passionate about this lotion. I sing its praises to anyone. It smells nice, is super moisturizing, long lasting, and helps fade marks. I’ve put it on after every shower since I was a child. It faded my stretch marks and sports scars. I can’t function if I’m ashy and washing my hands all the times dries them out. I started using oil instead (my local store has been out of stock) and it doesn’t cut it. My once silky soft hands were just compared to a grandma’s. I have a painful dry patch on my hand. I would literally suck someone’s dick to get some right now.

[brownsugarpixie]

Gaining weight isn’t a big deal to me anymore. In every stage of journey I’ve been that bitch. I used to forget and now you can’t tell me nothing. I may joke a lot but I don’t even weigh myself! My clothes shrinking, my eyes seeing a wider tummy, my energy draining. I am not healthy and I have a batch of cookies and a calzone left before I completely change my habits.

[brownsugarpixie]

My diet is really messed up and I’m going to do a 3 day water diet before getting back on track. I thought I would have surgery by now so I gained weight which is hard for me. I completely stopped working out and ate like shit to gain and maintain 25 pounds so I can get a big, juicy booty but I’m confident if I go back to my routine I will be able to gain at least 10 pounds before surgery. 110 here I come 💖

[brownsugarpixie]

I’m talking to a guy I could see a future with as he as a bimbo lover and I a bimbo lol, but I’m getting a few red flags:

- He sends me cute gifs saying he loves me which feels insincere since we barely met

- He constantly talks about sex and wants nudes which isn’t abnormal considering bimbos are all about sex but damn we also have personalities too and like to talk about other things about sex (he knows I love anime and hentai)

- He already asked if I would give up my limits in bed (meaning no safe word) and do anal but cmon… why would I promise that to someone I just met

I don’t know if other bimbos have these thoughts because it seems like the guys who actually like bimbos just want a slave.

I just left him on read until I can decide if he’s worthy

[brownsugarpixie]

A guy I do business with wants to move in with me but then said he wouldn’t be able to afford to still do business with me yet I have a feeling he’s going to keep asking for products because we’re “friends.” I regret even bringing up the idea. I told him that I have to look after my business and that how I am at work around customers is very different from my home life (he doesn’t believe me of course because he thinks he knows other people better than they know themselves).

[brownsugarpixie]

This dumb bitch is literally out and about with her friends, no mask, at the park, touching a policeman’s horse. The caption is “Sunday Quarantine Fun” with the hashtags wash your hands, practice social distancing, and wear a mask yet she id doing none of that. Her past few posts are literally captioned like this yet she’s not at home and has been hanging out with so many different people.

She used to have pics wearing a mask saying to stay at home but if you can’t, wear a mask yet she’s doing this clownery. Well she says the pandemic was a blessing in disguise so I guess that’s the type of idiocy and privilege that comes with sleeping with a popular, rich surgeon.

[brownsugarpixie]

This man just referred to second wave feminism as bs. You know the time period of the late 50s to the late 80s when black women were finally allowed to vote without restrictions? First wave feminism mainly focused on white women’s rights and suffrage while second wave feminism focused on issues of inequality and discrimination. I could understand hating extreme third wave feminism, but you have to be some real trash to hate the first two waves of feminism that pushed to recognize women as fucking people with rights.