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i dont want tramps, skanks, sluts, clowns, jesters, lizards, manwhores, or clitori on my page. sorry guys. DNI
i have this picture printed out and put on my wall, and i take it down every time i have a (virtual) appointment with my therapist. i printed it out at walgreens, and i fear for whoever had to witness it being printed.
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Spoilers for the future
Week 4: Future, Endings, Sword fighting
The pale woman gives him a closed mouth smile as she shuffles the deck of Tarroka cards before the famous Blade of frontiers (who insisted she call him Wyll). "What do you want to know, Wyll Frontiers?"
Wyll shrugs, nursing the honey mead, "Just a general fortune telling."
She gives him a look, "What, nothing specific?"
Wyll smiles sheepishly, "I don't want to end up in some kind of weird prophecy because I wanted to know if I court anyone. I've read enough old tragedies to know how that turns out."
She laughs, "How wise of you. I can tell you that you have to deal with baby eagles in the future, just by looking at you." Wyll nearly chokes on his mead, "Just by looking at me? What does that even mean???"
She giggles as she flips his first card over, The Executioner which ends her merriment short. He looks down at the card with his mismatched eyes and then looks back up at her.
"That's not good, is it?"
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The repeating quote is: The only difference between the saint and the sinner is that every saint has a past, and every sinner has a future. - by Oscar Wilde
So I wanted to reference the in universe tarot card- Tarroka from Barovia (strahd's playground). The first card is the Executioner which means "The imminent death of one rightly or wrongly convicted of a crime; false accusations and unjust prosecution" (foreshadowing his first choice of killing Karlach or not). The second card is The Ghost which means "The looming past; the return of an old enemy or the discovery of a secret buried long ago" (referencing his past and how he became a warlock, his choice regarding his father).
The Pale woman in the story is an oc of friend of a friend's who is a vampire and quite silly.
This was really last minute one, had grand ideas but then life happened and I got sick. Ground this out today.
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i have a nine inch penis, j.k. rowling told me herself.
clitoris is a social constutct
i have this picture printed out and put on my wall, and i take it down every time i have a (virtual) appointment with my therapist. i printed it out at walgreens, and i fear for whoever had to witness it being printed.
update: its not on my wall anymore because i rearranged my room and haven't put it up
every goddamn time i open tumblr i am HAUNTED by that picture of weston i posted.
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i have this picture printed out and put on my wall, and i take it down every time i have a (virtual) appointment with my therapist. i printed it out at walgreens, and i fear for whoever had to witness it being printed.
shoutout to the person who just reblogged this five fucking times. i'm glad i could be helpful to you.
I can't keep seeing dentists who are beautiful women it gets weird
unfortunately i'm forced to repost this :(
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Favorite think about this is that that *is* dean Winchester saying “I’m sorry dan wencheater” to cas
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the meringue of impending doom
i'm doing it, are you?
Yeah I’m doing it bbg
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i often have weird dreams. here's my most recent one.