@brucewaynexbatman liked this starter call.
“ hey ! godpa-whos-not-really-godpa !! ”
jon wildly waved as he ran towards bruce, a wide grin etched on his face even as he shouted loudly; its loudness just a tone below breaking glasses, something he’s very well known for in the league. sliding the last few feet, the youngest superboy fixed his baseball cap and glasses before stepping in front of his younger and less brooding godfather.
“ whatchadoin’ ? anythin’icanhelpwith ? whatareya gonnadotoday ? hey,wannaspendtimetogether ? ”
Bruce turned his head upon hearing a piercingly loud shout behind him and a second later, he had hastily regretted of having not made the decision of just immediately ignoring it and running at least 100 yards away from the source of the noise. For now the shouts were so piercingly sharp and the boy’s voice seemed to vibrate into his ear a hundred-fold, that Bruce was surprised that the windows of the stores near where he stood had not cracked already by now. Cringing hard in extreme discomfort and slight pain as he bent over slightly and plugged his index fingers into both of his ears, trying his best to drown out that the almost-earth shattering excited loud cries of boy running towards him right now, whereby Bruce’s great discomfort to his slightly aching ears was not diminished either when the youth then chose to bombard him with loud questions the minute the lad was right in front of his face.
After a couple of minutes, Bruce finally felt able enough to remove his fingers from his still throbbing eardrums and straightened himself up properly before facing the boy squarely. His eyes narrowed slightly at the young male in front of him as his tone of voice then dropped into a very serious and slightly sharp one. “Alright. Since I got called away before I could respond to that bizarre and incomprehensible bombshell that you dropped on me when we met in the ball, let’s now get things straight first off, before we even think about getting chummy or whatever you were trying to do a minute ago.” Bruce then stared intently at the boy, his eyes observing the boy sharply at every inch of his facial expression as he then asked in a deadly serious tone, “Who the hell are you, what’s your name and who are your parents?” For quite frankly, Bruce at the moment, couldn’t imagine who on earth would have asked him, of all people, to be their child’s godparent as he only had a handful of very close friends whom he deemed he could trust with his whole life and even so, none of them as far as he knew had a kid that was of this age even yet right now.









