Bruhmeister

you found me!

[jinxthebinxyy]

reminiscing on his break up /w dirk

[y1f4]

@sherbertsk @muffinstuffins11

[sherbertsk]

hi thank you yifa thank you. june was a good month for me though. it was a really good cool awesome month but thank you yifa.

[bruhmeister0]

chat does he know 🫨💀

[bruhmeister0]

For this next trick im going to miss him dearly

[bruhmeister0]

Day 5. No food. Oxygen running low..

[bruhmeister0]

Oh lord ! I am wet !!

Hey wet. Check out my dry. U mad ?

[bruhmeister0]

Naming my cat Rikkitikkitabby

[bruhmeister0]

Im unstoppable once i get in a classroom. Hoply fuck.

[bruhmeister0]

*points at fly* incroyable !!

[bruhmeister0]

Are you people real

[bruhmeister0]

Baby power scaler be like bro candy clears brocolli

[bruhmeister0]

every time you say something smarter than me the backdoor coding that runs the universe rolls a dice to decide whether to explode and destroy every star ever and no. This isnt homestuck

[bruhmeister0]

I only ever scroll through my own posts and giggle

[bruhmeister0]

literally

[bruhmeister0]

If theres one million bruhmeister fans im one of them if theres one bruhmeister fan its me if theres zero bruhmeister fans i dead and moved onto the next world i love bruhmeister

[bruhmeister0]

real shit

[bruhmeister0]

Watch yourself bro its not safe 🤫

[bruhmeister0]

XI jinping ?? Theres ten more ??

[moonwalder]

My cat is asleep next to me, and he keeps making weird noises while he shifts. It’s like, a kind of raspy, gremlinish: “Mrrhm. Mrrhm.” You know

Oh. And picture of the Kitty

[bruhmeister0]

i thought that had no s not... im so sorry

[bruhmeister0]

🤫he doesnt know im here

[bruhmeister0]

If theres one million bruhmeister fans im one of them if theres one bruhmeister fan its me if theres zero bruhmeister fans i dead and moved onto the next world i love bruhmeister