moste evil

i didn't sneak into this country to be your friend

[brujathighs]

I purchased this pedometer for the elderly and am very enthused about it

Fitbits and their ilk are so ugly but i just tuck this little bastard into my pocket or proudly wear it around like a grandma

It pairs to nothing and calculates nothing 😍

[marisatomay]

feel like pure shit just want to sit in a coffee shop with an open google doc and not write a single word

[brujathighs]

[soupwife]

*something minimally embarrassing happens on a light hearted tv show*

me to myself, covering my eyes with a blanket: “don’t worry baby it’s not real, it’s only actors. In real life embarrassing things don’t actually happen”

[brujathighs]

help me look like a passable human

ok tumblr please drop any wavy hair product recs i am not heat styling my hair in quarantine and I’m going to see if my hair would like to clump and form actual waves instead of vaguely s-shaped strands of frizz. my hair is very easily weighed down!! right now im mostly air drying it with some leave in conditioner and putting it in a pony tail or bun. if i have a video meeting i care about i strategically curl with a wand. 

[fiirstprince]

let oscar isaac play a gay man and cast him as rafael luna in the rwrb movie

[nicolinocolino]

history, huh?

[brujathighs]

ok so it’s hard for me to like romance books, idk I just can’t get into them, BUT Red, White, and Royal Blue is SO CUTE. 

Get a Life, Chloe Brown was also pretty ok but I just wanted to read a book about Chloe just hanging out and living her life, I couldn’t care less about the dude. 

In RW&RB, the protagonists are both super presh

[brujathighs]

why can't you password protect a primary Tumblr this is annoying af

[brujathighs]

I haven't repurchased contacts out of laziness but I don't hate it

Have you guys tried hubble? I hated them. They dried my eyes out like crazy. I like the concept of have some single use contacts for traveling but those are not the way.

Also if your titties are semi out you don't have to brush your hair right?

[brujathighs]

One of the funniest things that happens to me is when people try to strike up a conversation by telling me, completely unprompted, that they love Mexican food

We're in California my man, Mexican food is just our default food

[brujathighs]

If you have a friend of a friend in your car and politely ask them to roll up their window (bc you're fucking cold!!) So they do it but 5 minutes later they "sneakily" roll it back down less than before but still enough to blow cold air into your ear you can kick them out right? Asking for a friend

[brujathighs]

In case it already wasn't abundantly clear: this was a man

[brujathighs]

If you have a friend of a friend in your car and politely ask them to roll up their window (bc you're fucking cold!!) So they do it but 5 minutes later they "sneakily" roll it back down less than before but still enough to blow cold air into your ear you can kick them out right? Asking for a friend

[brujathighs]

Hi i forgot to download this app on my phone

After I broke my old one but I want to post again!

Here I am at a wedding wondering when tf the food was coming out

[brujathighs]

Beautiful sweaty day in Long Beach today

Had a run in with Crazy Constant Dog Walker a very angry old guy that walks a tiny dog about 7 times a day

Had a chat with Hector at the liquor store while I was waiting for my laundry to be done next door when an old white guy came in demanding creme de menthe

When Hector failed to find the creme de menthe old white man started ranting about how this was the only liquor store he had ever visited that did not stock it

I suggested Bevmo and he insisted it was closed and out of business (it is not)

Kevin is making spaghetti.

The end.

[brujathighs]

Why I hate the 4th of july

I saw a house with a trump cutout and a blow up statue of liberty on their lawn today and I can't unsee it

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