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captain-price-returns

newsandstuffisee

emotargaryen

one of the tweets of all time to me

1794

mustard snob canon

outofcontextarthur

muffy’s lunch consists of three sandwiches and a bread roll

jackafz

SCREAMING Muffy sis…………..the carbs

kushblazer666

nitrobishop

iwannabeaswampwitch

Lots of drama in our household

#anchovy

theblackparadeisdead

Foggy day on Rainier | shot by me, ultramax 400 on canon ae-1

#home

eclecticopposition

what is THE worst thing you've ever drank. all liquids acceptable. please tell me what it was, bonus points for why

#easiest question in the WORLD #the colonoscopy juice they make you drink to shit yourself clean #your body KNOWS it is poison #it knows #tastes like extra salty kinda mineraly gatorade at first and you’re like ok i can do this #no you cant #chug that shit from the jump you are on a clock #and its about 5 seconds til your body goes hold up ☝️ you are trying to kill me rn and starts to fight back #and you have to drink all of it so #good luck

godlessondheimite

In 2026, the chicest thing a gay actor can do is never explicitly come out as gay but also make it abundantly clear that he is. Coming out is too modern. Staying closeted is too old fashioned. But this method merges contemporary freedom with Old Hollywood glamour and allure, and it weeds out the dumbest people who truly don’t get it. I call it the Pascal Method.

nobodys-odyssey

Taylor Swift does this

godlessondheimite

no she doesn’t

nobodys-odyssey

You clearly don't go here or to queer history and signaling, or both, enough to have this conversation and I'm not going to explain it to you. You could have asked questions, you could have done even a modicum of research. You didn't and you made yourself look ignorant. Goodbye.

#literally instant classic #human collection

julesnichols

Juliette & Camille in Silo 3.01

#i think they should have gay sex #silo

linusbenjamin

Her name is Jules. She's a Mechanical. She wouldn't be caught dead in a dress for fuck's sake. Silo 3.01, Who Are You?

#shirley!!! get over it and get your girl!!!!#silo

kira-kui-n

"get him pregnant" well thats not my thing but to each their own

"get her pregnant" *takes up my sword and shield* i wont let you do that to her. ......................

txttletale

efforts towards a "positive vision of masculinity" or whatever are so funny because what these guys are trying to figure out is literally "what's a way of being a good person that's Not For Girls™"