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@brunossan
GIVE ME SUGGESTIONS ON WHAT SHOULD I WRITE!
Im open to any ideia. Specially in the things im already writing like
-Rwby Jaune Witch Hunter AU
-Gotoubun no Hanayome X Castlevania Crossover
-Other future projects
Ask me anything i will answer as soon as i can.
After a lot of struggle, i beat the Nuzlocke mod on Pokemon Quetzal
Tbe pokecharms is here too.
On memoria of those who have fallen along the way:
Gore the Huntail
Passe the Passimian
Nine the Ninetales
Wiggle the Wigglet
And Banana the Tropius.
A very unpopular opinion of mine: Sometimes i look at ship dynamics and headcanons of characters and realize...
Most of the time you all are perpetuating extremely harmful stereotypes. Think about it. You see a man crying, you call him gay. You see a woman kicking ass, you call her lesbian. You see someone struggling with emotional problems and questions that May or not be related to their gender, and you scream about eggs and transgenders. And worse of that? Most of the time these are stereotypes that could be broken, but you insist in perpetuate.
A Straight man can cry.
A Straight Woman can Kick ass.
A gay man can be strong.
A lesbian can be feminine
Not everyone is an egg and the ideia you need to break an egg to free whatever is inside is and sounds extremely harmful.
And not all struggles are fixed with HRT or self-love.
I am so tired of this.
Dear lord… this whole “writing a dissaproving ‘other woman’/mother figure/just someone who has actual concerns about the two siblings” has been a trope CD-Call has been writing since pokemadhouse and probably earlier if we were to lightly check stolkholm…
Also wow, thanks for copypasting all the criticisms of Niva and Lavi into the voice of reason- I-i mean bitchy self misogynistic strawman and then having to makeup that oh “the other sibling would have been worse off actually”
Shes wonderful at writing things that’s solely for dunking on her critics while also justifying her incest obsession
Lily cant handle not being the one in the High Horse all the times. And it only gets worse because most of the dunking scenes tend to use females in it. Mainly motherly characters.
I think she have mommy issues
Oh, so Lily wrote an AU for Niva and Lavi? And there's a Vignette too?
It doesnt seem so baaaaddd... AAAAAAAHHHHH!!!!!!!
I WAS WRONG! I WAS FUCKING WRONG!
I DARE YOU!
READ THIS SHIT WITHOUT LOSING YOUR MIND LIKE ME
HOW SOMEONE CAN SAY THIS IS PERFECT?!
HOW BRAINWASHED YOU MUST BE?!
This is so gross man...
A Little Dialogue i imagined in my fic while lacking Sleep
Spinel calls Giovanni
*Telephone Rings*
Team Rocket Grunt: Hello? *Points to Giovanni* It says its to you, boss.
Giovanni: Give it to me. *Takes Phone* Hello?
Spinel: YOU MOTHERFUCKER!
Giovanni: ... You have any ideia on who you are talking to?
Spinel: Im talking with Mr. Generic Mafia Boss right now, thats who im talking to!
Giovanni: Oh. Its you. The twink.
Spinel: Yes-NO! Im the great Scientist of Exceed-
Giovanni: Ex-Scientist. Now you are in prison for... *Picks a Newspaper* Failing in taking over the world. Huh. Lots of guys on the work try the same thing.
Spinel: Dont you understimate me, old man.
Giovanni: Yeah yeah, i know. You are a genius. Why did you called me?
Spinel: You STOLE my work.
*Silence*
Giovanni: ... What?
Spinel: You heard me. You stole my Strong Spheres.
Giovanni: That crap that makes pokemon rabid?
Spinel: Its a genius way to improve their power!
Giovanni: Yeah, but your Umbreon hates you now, while my Persian is now sitting on my lap, receiving Head Scratches like a good girl.
Spinel: You are a bitch. You literally joined forces with an ex-worker of mine and recreated a Laquium cristal!
Giovanni: Its not even a real Laquium Crystal. Its generic, made with Berserk Genes.
Soinel: Berserk what?
Giovanni: Yeah, its stuff you can get with Mewtwo dna. Makes pokemon stronger, but also leaves them confused.
Spinel: ARE YOU TELLING ME THAT I COULD GET THE SAME EFFECT OF LAQUIUM BY HUNTING A FUCKING POKEMON?!
GIovanni: Yeah, but probably you wont, because now FYLs are being a sucess on Black Market. No Laquium problems, just ravaging strong Pokémon.
Spinel: What the hell is a FYL?
Giovanni: It means, Fuck You Loser. Dont call me again.
Spinel: WHEN I GET OUT OF HERE, I WILL FUCKING DESTROY TEAM ROCKET! YOU HEAR ME?! I WILL KILL-
*Telephone turns off*
Nothing of this is canon
I need to sleep now
Caught Up On My Stories BTW. Handling It
Is Dot Fucking Dead?!
Did you killed my daughter?!
Wait, what was that again about the bestiality role play?
Context?
Lily apparently had Mikaila pretend to be Bonnie in a stream, a character from her PokeMadhouse comic that’s the unholy genetic combination of comic!Lily and her Gardevoir — a Gardevoir she insists she sees as a sister, despite both kissing each other multiple times and professing their love, even though in the context of the story’s setting that’s literally illegal and considered abuse.
It’s a fucking mess of a story.
It gets even worse when you read more into it and realizes Bonnie was made without Consent (G the Gardevoir simply broke the cloning machine by replacing one of the Blood Samples in the lab with C!Lily one) but also how Lily got extremely happy on being a Mother that she forgot about it.
And all the lore additions with Bonnie disliking the Sun, having literal Jaws and being strong enough to literally jump universes without any consequences, all played by the shenanigans of a "Its just a cute kid"
Its not a mess, its like a fucking Tornado dragged Pokemon and made something terrible with the scraps.
Saw someone on tumblr making a Shipping Tierlist and thought to myself "Why not?
Anyways, here my tierlist of Pokemon Horizons Ships
I think i will hide now because now i think you will want to behead me.
Weird Crossover: Random moment with the Author
The author:
So if i do it just like this then...
Ash: Hey, Author!
Gah! What the- Ash Ketchum?
Ash: Yeah, its me.
What are you doing here? You were not supposed to be here.
Ash: Remember when you brought Witch Hunter Jaune to talk? I found the door open.
So he forgot to lock it. Very well then. What you want?
Ash: I want to know who was your first villain. Like, your first histories were related to Pokemon. So... I want to learn more.
Ah yes. As a kid i loved Pokémon. Still do. But in that time, i made my first oc to be a Pokémon trainer who dated May.
Ash: May? Wait, May was your first waifu?
Give me a break, i was only 12 at the time. Besides, i got influenced by those video fanfics of Pokemon. Specially because my first villain was Drew.
Ash: Drew? Really?
Yes. Then i made a character with the same name, but a different personality after realising it was stupid hating a character like that. He evolved until he turned into a villain i called The Shadow Lord, until i simply forgot him.
Ash: Edgy.
I was a kid. Remember that. Besides, why did you pointed this out?
Ash: Oh, Jaune sent me this vídeo and mentioned a villain he and the crew were fighting against.
What video-
Oh.
New Pokecharms!
From the team i used in Pokemon Quetzal
Jaune: Hey Weiss. Im making some pancakes for Nora. Want some?
Weiss: No, thanks. I just ate.
Jaune: Really? What you ate?
Weiss: Just some coffee...
Jaune: *Glaring*
Weiss: J-jaune?
Jaune: Fridge. Now.
Weiss: I-im not that hungry. *Stomach growls* Oh...
Jaune: KITCHEN! *grabs her, and proceeds to make a full and healthy meal for her*
Me: Im mainly focusing on the games to write my pokemon fanfic, so there will be no much references to the anime. Maybe one or two, nothing much.
Also me seeing my own notes and talking with my friends/helpers on the fic development: ONE OF THE VILLAINS IS AN EX-EXPLORER AND STOLE SOME SPINEL WORK FOR TEAM ROCKET! Also this one character likes Nidothing videos.
Me randomly browsing some posts on my favourite tags when i notice that i just liked something bad without looking first because i thought it was something else.
I must be more focused on what i like in this place. Sometimes i forget on how biohazard here can be...
Me watching all the chaos building on tumblr involving the Lily Orchard/CD-Call critical community, trying to understand all this mess while thinking if i should critique Lily writing skills knowing i will be attacked:
Writing my super hero history, made a character based on Mikaila Orchard history "The Henchwoman".
His name is Ivan.
He was mainly based on Mikaila's Mary Sue Villain character Vanessa. Like Vanessa, his main power is Super Strenght, but i also gave him Super Resistance to balance a bit. He also works as a Henchman for super villains, but its not a Mary Sue like Vanessa, which means he gets beaten sometimes.
Ivan is just a minor character on my history.
