if you play IT 2017 at precisely 10:00:11pm in December 31st then richie tozier will say âwelcome to the losers club, assholeâ as the clock strikes 12. start your year off right
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if you play IT 2017 at precisely 10:00:11pm in December 31st then richie tozier will say âwelcome to the losers club, assholeâ as the clock strikes 12. start your year off right
@beautifulcrocodile
friendly reminder this is actually what we did
Details from IT (book)
when they see each other (as adults) they have new fears - mikeâs fear is actually seeing stan dead. itâs awful i hated it
thereâs no âloser/loverâ thing on eddieâs arm. she never writes that. actually, he has all of the losersâ signatures and itâs a very sweet scene
they robbed us with the leprew scene. for real, itâs a weird hobbo that proposes a blow job to eddie for some money, then just offers to do it for free.
ben lets bill âgetâ beverly when theyâre young, because he loves bill and heâs fine with that, just because itâs him.
btw, theyâre all in love with bill. like, really.Â
eddie is as much in love with bill than beverly. he says that âhis face was made to be loved by himâ and that âif bill asked to, he would die for himâ
richieâs first date is beverly. they (and ben) go to the theater and bev says âitâs a date!â just after richie thinks that âbeverly is his bro, but usually he doesnât wonder the color of his broâs underwearâ we were robbed of their friendship
just before bill and beverly get into the sexâą she friendzones him.Â
richiesâ parents are cool. and not abusive like in everyâą reddieâą fanficâą everâą
mikes parents arenât dead, and theyâre the best, we were also robbed
btw the movie completely erased the racism going on with the black spot burning.Â
thereâs 3 eddies in the book. they all die.
bev has a mom. the mom knows whatâs going on, but does kinda nothing.Â
at some point, richies takes a âcig pauseâ but he doesnât have cigarettes. he says it doesnât matter, itâs only for the idea.
in english, stanâs nickname is âstan the manâ, in french, itâs the equivalent of âstanude the dudeâ
audra (billâs wife) is just like beverly, which is hinted to be the reason why bill flirted with audra.
eddie also has the hots for bevvie, and heâs actually the first to have sex with her.Â
iâm not going to surprise you, but thereâs a child orgy, but only eddieâs, benâs and billâs âpartâ are explained. richie and mike have a sentence, and stan is the least comfortable with it.
beverly sees patrick and henry make âfire fartsâ before they jerk off together and patrick proposes to blow henry.Â
bill is kinda a douche, honestly. heâs in my top 3, but i think he didnât ââââdeserveâââââ the happy ending he got (compared to the others)
beverlyâs dad wants her to undress so he can see if sheâs still intact. awful. 1/10 i hated it
henry killed mikeâs dog :(
mike??? the most important character. underrated.
richie??? very funny. beverly laughs at all of his jokes (most of them are either voices or about stan being jewish). they smoke cigs and theyâre 11. who raised these children.Â
pennywise is very funny!!! i laughed a few times at itâs jokes
eddie says that âhe doesnât need a psychologist to tell him he married his momâ and so does beverly with her dad and husband.
and, finally, when they escape, theyâre four, but beverly watches their reflection and she sees eddie and stan smiling, next to them. (and bitchâŠ. i criedâŠ..)
Random things about book Stan
- people called him Stanley Urine
- how much did he love birds? A LOT
- he was pretty good at baseball
- he carried his bird book with him everywhere
- he has a unique sense of humor
- the reason he had such a hard time accepting IT is because it offended him
- he was the one who suggested cleaning up Beverlyâs bathroom
- until Mike joined, he was the most tormented of the group by the bowers gang
- HE INITIATED THE BLOOD OATH
- heâs a shorty
- he met his wife in college
- he was the most successful young accountant in Atlanta
Feel free to add!
physically, yes, i could fight a bird. but emotionally? imagine the toll
stanley uris made this post
it (2017) characters » stan uris Itâs summer, weâre supposed to be having fun. This isnât funny. This is scary and disgusting.
âI believe in scarlet tanagers even though I never saw one,â he said in a high clear voice. The bird screamed and banked away as if heâd shot at it. âSame with vultures, and the New Guinea mudlark and the flamingos of Brazil.â The bird screamed, circled, and suddenly flew on up the tunnel, squawking. âI believe in the golden bald eagle!â Stan screamed after it. âAnd I think there really might be a phoenix somewhere! But I donât believe in you, so get the fuck out of here! Get out! Hit the road, Jack!â
Stephen Kingâs It (via
richiestoziers
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I canât believe Stan Uris invented âHit the Road, Jackâ.
(via stanthejewishman)
Things i love about (book) Stanley Uris
Heâs fastidious
âA creature of habit and conventionâ
âA patient boyâ
Thinks that birds talk to each other (they totally do stan)
Thinks about phrases like âweirdsvilleâ and âCreep Cityâ because Richie says them
When the dead boys come for him in the standpipe he defends himself using his bird-book and shouting out the names of birds (it works)
Has an adorably dry sense of humour
Makes the suggestion to clean up the blood from Beverlyâs bathroom (and then pays for the rags to get cleaned and jokes that it was a laundry date)
Was offended when he saw the dead boys (which is way worse than being frightened in his eyes)
âcould stand to be scared, but he hated being dirtyâ
Was the most successful young accountant in Atlanta
Played baseball and âhad the reflexes of an angelâ according to Eddie (and I honestly donât disbelieve, cause my boy Stan is an angel)
Cant think of anyone else to tell about IT because he only trusts the losers
Poor kid had his face washed with snow until it bled, by henry bowers
Traded funnybooks for firecrackers (him and Richie are meant to be i stg)
He can sing (or sayng according too Richie)
âKookie kookie lend me your bonesâ
Sharp minded
When Richie tells him âi heard somewhere that you killed Christâ Stan replies totally deadpan with 'i think that was my father?â COMEBACK KING!!
Carries his bird book with him (almost) everywhere
Jokes about breaking Eddieâs other arm
Saves Eddie and Mike in the sewer using his bird book and telling the giant bird he doesnât believe in it
(He does however believe in phoenixâs)
He is the one who cuts the rest of the losers palms because he knows that it wasnât really gone
adding on a good quote:
âIâm alright,â Stan said loudly, still crying.
I canât wait for the Losers to reunite in Chapter Two, and theyâre all eating and chilling until Richie, wrinkling his nose, turns towards Stanley and asks him why he stinks.
Stan looks him in dead in the eye and simply says âI didnât take a bathâ
whoever deleted Stanâs bar mitzvah speech in It, your momâs a hoe
the speech was lovely and i wish it was in there >:(
He looks like a fucking soccer mom, whoâs mad at his son for not scorning any goals.
how do i already miss the seniors when they donât graduate for about a month
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"I'm alright!" Stan said loudly, still crying.
IT; Stephen King
one isnât always the loneliest numberÂ