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if you play IT 2017 at precisely 10:00:11pm in December 31st then richie tozier will say “welcome to the losers club, asshole” as the clock strikes 12. start your year off right

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friendly reminder this is actually what we did

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Details from IT (book)

when they see each other (as adults) they have new fears - mike’s fear is actually seeing stan dead. it’s awful i hated it

there’s no “loser/lover” thing on eddie’s arm. she never writes that. actually, he has all of the losers’ signatures and it’s a very sweet scene

they robbed us with the leprew scene. for real, it’s a weird hobbo that proposes a blow job to eddie for some money, then just offers to do it for free.

ben lets bill “get” beverly when they’re young, because he loves bill and he’s fine with that, just because it’s him.

btw, they’re all in love with bill. like, really.

eddie is as much in love with bill than beverly. he says that ‘his face was made to be loved by him” and that “if bill asked to, he would die for him”

richie’s first date is beverly. they (and ben) go to the theater and bev says “it’s a date!” just after richie thinks that “beverly is his bro, but usually he doesn’t wonder the color of his bro’s underwear” we were robbed of their friendship

just before bill and beverly get into the sex™ she friendzones him.

richies’ parents are cool. and not abusive like in every™ reddie™ fanfic™ ever™

mikes parents aren’t dead, and they’re the best, we were also robbed

btw the movie completely erased the racism going on with the black spot burning.

there’s 3 eddies in the book. they all die.

bev has a mom. the mom knows what’s going on, but does kinda nothing.

at some point, richies takes a “cig pause” but he doesn’t have cigarettes. he says it doesn’t matter, it’s only for the idea.

in english, stan’s nickname is “stan the man”, in french, it’s the equivalent of “stanude the dude”

audra (bill’s wife) is just like beverly, which is hinted to be the reason why bill flirted with audra.

eddie also has the hots for bevvie, and he’s actually the first to have sex with her.

i’m not going to surprise you, but there’s a child orgy, but only eddie’s, ben’s and bill’s “part” are explained. richie and mike have a sentence, and stan is the least comfortable with it.

beverly sees patrick and henry make “fire farts” before they jerk off together and patrick proposes to blow henry.

bill is kinda a douche, honestly. he’s in my top 3, but i think he didn’t “”””deserve””””” the happy ending he got (compared to the others)

beverly’s dad wants her to undress so he can see if she’s still intact. awful. 1/10 i hated it

henry killed mike’s dog :(

mike??? the most important character. underrated.

richie??? very funny. beverly laughs at all of his jokes (most of them are either voices or about stan being jewish). they smoke cigs and they’re 11. who raised these children.

pennywise is very funny!!! i laughed a few times at it’s jokes

eddie says that “he doesn’t need a psychologist to tell him he married his mom” and so does beverly with her dad and husband.

and, finally, when they escape, they’re four, but beverly watches their reflection and she sees eddie and stan smiling, next to them. (and bitch…. i cried…..)

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Random things about book Stan

- people called him Stanley Urine

- how much did he love birds? A LOT

- he was pretty good at baseball

- he carried his bird book with him everywhere

- he has a unique sense of humor

- the reason he had such a hard time accepting IT is because it offended him

- he was the one who suggested cleaning up Beverly’s bathroom

- until Mike joined, he was the most tormented of the group by the bowers gang

- HE INITIATED THE BLOOD OATH

- he’s a shorty

- he met his wife in college

- he was the most successful young accountant in Atlanta

Feel free to add!

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physically, yes, i could fight a bird. but emotionally? imagine the toll

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stanley uris made this post

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it (2017) characters » stan uris It’s summer, we’re supposed to be having fun. This isn’t funny. This is scary and disgusting.

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“I believe in scarlet tanagers even though I never saw one,” he said in a high clear voice. The bird screamed and banked away as if he’d shot at it. “Same with vultures, and the New Guinea mudlark and the flamingos of Brazil.” The bird screamed, circled, and suddenly flew on up the tunnel, squawking. “I believe in the golden bald eagle!” Stan screamed after it. “And I think there really might be a phoenix somewhere! But I don’t believe in you, so get the fuck out of here! Get out! Hit the road, Jack!”

Stephen King’s It (via

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I can’t believe Stan Uris invented “Hit the Road, Jack”.

(via stanthejewishman)

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Things i love about (book) Stanley Uris

He’s fastidious

“A creature of habit and convention”

“A patient boy”

Thinks that birds talk to each other (they totally do stan)

Thinks about phrases like ‘weirdsville’ and ‘Creep City’ because Richie says them

When the dead boys come for him in the standpipe he defends himself using his bird-book and shouting out the names of birds (it works)

Has an adorably dry sense of humour

Makes the suggestion to clean up the blood from Beverly’s bathroom (and then pays for the rags to get cleaned and jokes that it was a laundry date)

Was offended when he saw the dead boys (which is way worse than being frightened in his eyes)

“could stand to be scared, but he hated being dirty”

Was the most successful young accountant in Atlanta

Played baseball and “had the reflexes of an angel” according to Eddie (and I honestly don’t disbelieve, cause my boy Stan is an angel)

Cant think of anyone else to tell about IT because he only trusts the losers

Poor kid had his face washed with snow until it bled, by henry bowers

Traded funnybooks for firecrackers (him and Richie are meant to be i stg)

He can sing (or sayng according too Richie)

“Kookie kookie lend me your bones”

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When Richie tells him ‘i heard somewhere that you killed Christ’ Stan replies totally deadpan with 'i think that was my father?’ COMEBACK KING!!

Carries his bird book with him (almost) everywhere

Jokes about breaking Eddie’s other arm

Saves Eddie and Mike in the sewer using his bird book and telling the giant bird he doesn’t believe in it

(He does however believe in phoenix’s)

He is the one who cuts the rest of the losers palms because he knows that it wasn’t really gone

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adding on a good quote:

“I’m alright,” Stan said loudly, still crying.

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I can’t wait for the Losers to reunite in Chapter Two, and they’re all eating and chilling until Richie, wrinkling his nose, turns towards Stanley and asks him why he stinks.

Stan looks him in dead in the eye and simply says “I didn’t take a bath”