Just a normal guy who likes abnormal stuff.

Located in KY NSFW 18+ Feel free to ask questions,Message, reblog or submit. Pics of me are tagged #me

[rippedjeanseyesofgreen-deactiva]

Happy man hands day pretty lady.. I’m easing back into this whole thing so be gentle 😉 Figured just the finger TIP might be the best way to go, I’ve heard that usually works out well. Thanks as always to @rippedjeanseyesofgreen for bein just downright awesome! @brutus329

🙌🏼🙌🏼🙌🏼🙌🏼 OH MY WORD!! You’re baaack! I missed you like a TON! Like eleventy billion tons! Thank you for easing back into me..er.. it. You’re absolutely right. Just the tip is always the best way to ease into me…I mean… me…it! 😜Nice and easy with your sexy tip. FINGER tip! I’m getting myself in trouble. I like your tip. I mean finger. Oh hell! You know what I mean! Please tell me you know what I mean! 😈😈💋💋

[mischievouschivette-deactivated]

Despite the appearance, I am in fact not a baller.. I just like basketball shorts.. If I was in the movie “Basketball and Love” it would have been a short movie 😏 In a basketball state too, no less! You need 2 points, 8 rebounds, 10 assists and a few selectively chosen tears..ol’ @brutus329 is your man. Happy B&W Wednesday y'all! 😉🤓 @mischievouschivette thanks as always! 😘

Thank you for submitting to black and white Wednesday. ❤💋❤ yeah in this state basketball is life!

[want2shareher]

Stop-Drop-Selfie 😍

Let’s See What You All are Up Too! Just Arrived to Boston & Enjoying a Refreshing Sangria to Start the Fun!

Tagging @goingdown64 @hotblondemilfjea @lillybgoddess @kal63 @sexxxyones @me-time-finallly @sassysexymilf @sassylily345 @breezy2010sworld @gracielaw99

I know I Forgot ALOT so Keep on Tagging!!

[me-time-finallly-deactivated201]

I hate what bronzer does to my bikini, so sadly @want-2-shareher you caught me in my ratty at-home top 🙈 … but ask and you shall receive 😘. Let’s see what @rippedjeanseyesofgreen @secretme1213 @goingdown64 @sassylily345 @ladystardust85 @mischievouschivette @sassysexymilf @hiddeneyesinco are up to today. Pass it on or just join in. The more the merrier. 😍😍😍

[rippedjeanseyesofgreen-deactiva]

@me-time-finallly Thanks for the STOP DROP AND SELFIE!! ♥️ Trying to clean up this stanky house. I loves me a clean house!! I’m so ready for our new home to be built and to move into it and have the beds set up again instead of these stupid mattresses like this. I’m stripping the bedding today and washing every damn thing! Hmm. Wonder what else I should strip!

Speaking of stripping… I’m tagging @sirhavoc1 @joecanadian2017 @brutus329 @woodpecker027 STOP DROP AND SELFIE, PRETTY PLEASE!!!!! 💋💋💋💋💋💋

[brutus329]

It's hot..I'm workin..this sucks.. What's @ohiohotwife823 @becomingstag @myhpyplace @katiea80 up to??

[rippedjeanseyesofgreen-deactiva]

Ok, so my QVC audition tapes weren’t as well received as one might have hoped.. apparently I missed the memo that nobody uses VHS tapes anymore. Personally I prefer the warm fuzz of an analog tape, but alas I received the ol’ don’t call us we’ll call you. Sooooooo, looks like I’m on to plan B.. Hand modeling 🖐 But, nobody be alarmed.. ol’ @brutus329 is gonna be juuuuust fine.. I’m kind of a big deal.. and to further drive that point home I’m currently wearing a 100% cotton (the fabric of our lives) Anchorman Channel 4 News Team promotional t-shirt.. this particular T is highly pronounced…as if to say “CANNONBALL!!” Now.. @rippedjeanseyesofgreen if you’d be so kind to help me in my new pursuits.. is there 1 D or 2 in Craigslist?? Happy highly pronounced T shirt day y'all!!

💋💋💋💋 @brutus329 Apparently, you didn’t get this memo, either, because today is “highly UNpronounced T” day, and there are THREE D’s in Craigslist. I like ‘em big. 🧐Um, also, I heard you were on an episode of Punk’D earlier, which violated your contract with QVC. You’re being sued. Channel 4 also heard of this fiasco and heard you were wearing their shirt while being Punk’D and they want it back. They’ve asked that you wash it in cold, light detergent, lay flat to dry, or hang it on your car’s antenna while you drive to KC to bring me some waffles. And there are two D’s in Punk’D. 💋

[mischievouschivette-deactivated]

I call this one.. “man who is sick of eating Wendy’s 4 for 4 for lunch” 😉 Happy B&W Wednesday y'all! Thanks as always @mischievouschivette! 😘@brutus329

Man Wendy’s has a great burger! I like the Dave’s double! Nom nom nom ❤💋

[rippedjeanseyesofgreen-deactiva]

Pardon the mess, but I had to jump in on man hands Monday while unloading a truck 😉 it’s hot..it’s steamy.. but I’m a man, and this is my filthy ass hand. Thanks as always to the stunning @rippedjeanseyesofgreen on her inaugural man hands Monday! 😘 @brutus329

🙌🏼🙌🏼🙌🏼🙌🏼 @brutus329 You had me at hot and steamy! You lost me at filthy ass! You had me back at hand! 😂😂I don’t know if anyone else will appreciate our humor, but I just couldn’t help myself!!😂😂We’re the kind of people you do NOT put on speaker phone!! Thank you for sharing your filthy ass…uh… hand with me. (Wow, that spacing was almost perfect?😂😂) Much love, my friend!) 💋💋 💖💖Join me in thanking @milflatina for her great job hosting MHM for so long. I’m honored that she has passed the crown on to me and hope I can do this fun theme day justice!

[rippedjeanseyesofgreen-deactiva]

Oh hi there! Ya caught me right in the middle of changing out of my….wait for it…waaaaaaaaiiiiit for it…. 50/50 cotton and polyester blend gray Russell Athletic v-neck 😉 but @brutus329, why should I care about the fabric blend ratio you ask?? Well let me tell you.. But before I do, my producers are informing me that we are already sold out of this in black and chartreuse.. Jump on this one quick folks and don’t forget about our quick and easy flex pay option! @rippedjeanseyesofgreen.. you are quite simply the best..better than all the rest 😘 Thanks as always!

💋💋💋💋 @brutus329 😂😂😂You’re hilarious! And “flex pay”, you say? I have a better idea! How about you flex 💪🏻 and I’ll pay!! Show me those guns!!! I always look forward to your commentary! And that ink!! *fans self* Have mercy!! 🔥🔥💋💋💋💋

[mischievouschivette-deactivated]

This is not a bourbon ad.. this is my B&W Wednesday submission..just to avoid any confusion 😁😉 Nothin like a warm Kentucky bourbon to clear the head and ignite the soul. Thanks as always @mischievouschivette! 😘 @brutus329

Great things come from Kentucky 😉. Thank you for submitting to black and white Wednesday 🥃🍻

[unchainedwordist-deactivated201]

These kind of human moments.. introspective, serene, vulnerable.. this is truly when I’m most at home. The long day is done. Thanks for all you do @unchainedwordist! @Brutus329

I appreciate you too, man! Nothing like the vulnerable moments. You captured it perfectly! Have a great day!

[sassylily345-deactivated2019021]

Happy dad bod friday! I started to incorporate my ass into this shoot..then I remembered that I have no ass so this is my comprise 😉🤓 @sassylily345 You are just the bees knees.. keep killin it! 😘 @Brutus329

🖤🖤 And starting my parade of Sexy Dad Bods this Friday is one of Tumblrs kick ass men @brutus329 😘😘 There is no lack of booty on your sexy self, Mister Hot Stuff! 😍😍🤤🤤 You are incredibly delicious with your B&W teases and JPM 🔥🔥🔥🔥 You always have this gal excited when you show up! Thank you so much for your awesome luv & always being here for DBF. 😘😘😘😘😘 Thank you for submitting to Dad Bod Friday 🔥 See you next week. 🖤💋

[brutus329]

@sassylily345 😘😘 thanks for havin me!!

[lillybgoddess]

I have literally been caught with my pants down for boys n bling 😉 @lillybgoddess I am so so so incredibly sorry. I’ll pull em up and try harder next time! Side note, you wouldn’t happen to know of a reliable website that sells concrete squirrel statues would ya? Ehhh I figured it was a long shot, forget I asked 🤓 http://Brutus329.tumblr.com

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Lol silly man! Forget the squirrel, I want those pants to drop! I’m focused n shit ya know!😋😈💋💋~LilkybGoddess

Thank you for submitting to BOYS N BLING THURSDAY! 🍆💍🍆💍

For previous BOYS N BLING THURSDAY submissions, follow: @babes-n-bling-recap 

[rippedjeanseyesofgreen-deactiva]

Ok, so the T is highly pronounced here.. I’m makin good on my promise to color in the lines..play by the rules.. no more monkeyin’ around.. This guy is a changed man, reformed if you will 😉 In QVC host style, I will now proceed with the narration…ahem… Here we have @Brutus329 modelling this very stylish muscle cut Killians Irish Red T shirt.. perfect for those steamy summer months when you’ve been day drinking and you just don’t have the focus about you to order another round at the bar.. stride right on up and everyone knows what you’re having.. who has 2 thumbs and wants a Killian’s?? The guy or gal wearin this shirt does for sure! Available in only one color, red.. sizes XS to XXL still available but hurry because I’m being told we only have 3 mediums left.. and don’t forget to use our flex pay option! HAPPY T SHIRT DAY!! @rippedjeanseyesofgreen you are phenomenal..thank you for indulging and encouraging my madness 😘😘

💋💋💋💋 @brutus329 Who has two thumbs and thinks you’re AWESOME?! MEEE!! I’m definitely buying what you’re selling, hot stuff!!😈You had me at “Irish”! And wait a cotton pickin’ minute! You’re using words like “color” and “red”….is this and ode to my return to my natural auburn hair color?! I wasn’t going to say anything, but you seem to be wanting to “out” me. This Irish lass is really liking where you’re going with this. Send me all three medium t-shirts, no wait…can you hand deliver those shirts? I’m encouraging whatever madness you’re bringing!!🔥💋💋

[hot-wife-atl-deactivated2019030]

Hope Monday is treating you well……..

[meesh33699]

Hey girl hey! Its a bright sunshiny Monday! 🌞

[hot-wife-atl-deactivated2019030]

Let’s see who else we can get on this Monday train (wreck???)—who can hook up with the 2 of us………

Maybe @ucancallmeshades @rippedjeanseyesofgreen @jouet69 @quietmack @pinayprincessbeauty @goingdown64 @kinkybbygirl1 @blueeyedbabygirl @mommylovessex @sassysexymilf @scwife09 @proph34 @whatucravin —come join our crazy train and selfie 🤳

[proph34]

Look at these 2 hotties! 🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥 I’ll play with ya @hot-wife-atl! And in more ways than 1! 😈😈😈😈😈

Let’s see ya selfie game @lovestuff345 @teaseswinger @sassylily345 @kinkybbygirl1 @kimbrrr @goingdown64 @thefuckmeplease @averynaughtywife @thekinksters86 @autumn0sky @autumnsdaddy @unchainedwordist @robeatsbooeybox @romantic-deviant @whatifonly @gracielaw99 @newvixenlifestyle @ucancallmeshades (both you crazy kids 😎) @hotblondemilfjea @want-2-shareher @lillybgoddess @lillybstag @luvtoplaydirty @inkdnready @rippedjeanseyesofgreen @ladystardust85 @blondebeachbabe21 @goingdown64 @sassysexymilf @pinayprincessbeauty @myrandomthoughtsofrandomness @curiouswinekitten2 @carriecherry71 @cinamon77 @curiouslycaptivated @sweetbb1 @sweetasshugar @brutus329 @southerngent67

[sassylily345-deactivated2019021]

Monday train wreck is soooo correct! 😣😣 Thanks for the tag @proph34 @goingdown64 @me-time-finallly 💋💋

Lots have been tagged so may be repeats @allofme4allofu @willing–to–share @unchainedwordist @brutus329 @6stringgig @kal63

[brutus329]

Choo choo!! All aboard the Monday can suck my balls/ insert appropriate female body part, train!! Is it quitting time yet!?! @ohiohotwife823 @becomingstag @myhpyplace @kinkybbygirl1 @rippedjeanseyesofgreen

[rippedjeanseyesofgreen-deactiva]

I’m back and this time I’m playin by the rules! No more funny business… ok one last bit of funny business.. Here we have @Brutus329 sporting a style just built for the summer. Slush puppies, they’ll keep ya cool all summer long! They’ll even keep ya cool during long Tumblr sessions! They will however not prevent carpal tunnel, blurred vision, thumb cramps or lock jaw.. consult a physician if you experience an erection lasting longer than 36 hours while enjoying a tasty Slush Puppie 😉 Haaaaappy T shirt day y'all! @rippedjeanseyesofgreen 😘

💋💋💋💋 @brutus329 I always look forward to your submissions. One, because you’re sexy as hell. Two,because you’re hilarious and creative. Now if I could just get you on the catwalk…😍Let’s go get some Slush Puppies and discuss it. 💋💋💋💋

[becomingstag]

Hi Tumblr! My name is Drew. Nice to meet everyone. My claim to fame is being the hubby and Stag of @ohiohotwife823. I decided to join Tumblr to bring my story to you. I also hope to help others with their journey with insight and opinions based on my personal experience. So stay tuned as The first part of my story is on its way! Feel free to reach out and ask me anything you’d like.

[ohiohotwife823-deactivated20200]

Love this man more than life itself!!! Come on everyone give him a follow!!! XOXO 😘😘😘😍😍❤️

[brutus329]

My dude! Give him a follow fo sho!

[rippedjeanseyesofgreen-deactiva]

Always feels just like the first time with @rippedjeanseyesofgreen T-shirt day 🤓 This is @Brutus329 modelling a very contemporary Russell Athletic gray muscle cut v neck.. it’s breathable fabric and moisture wicking technology is a must for any gentleman perusing the offerings of the fine ladies of Tumblr. 😘

💋💋💋💋. Like the very first time. 😈🔥 I’m loving your detailed description of this FINE muscle cut shirt! Actually the man wearing it is FINE! 🔥🔥🔥💋💋💋 @brutus329

[kinkybbygirl1-deactivated201809]

This one’s for probably the smoothest operator on here and definitely one of the coolest dudes I’ve ran into. In that spirit, I decided to do the most proph thing I could think of…pound it bro! 🤓 Happy Birthday to the man, the myth, the legend.. @proph34!! Cue the pyrotechnics!.. what, we didn’t have a pyro budget??.. sonofa… it’s the thought that counts, right??? @Brutus329

[brutus329]

For my dude @proph34 Happy Birthday! 🤓