[bob-belcher]

[snoden-deactivated20150621]

*is in hell*

me: it’s hot satan: it’s the heat

[scunt-deactivated20180902]

[scunt-deactivated20180902]

[scunt-deactivated20180902]

[welavolcanoparks-deactivated202]

[scunt-deactivated20180902]

[remanedur]

me about to do some dumb shit in front of my friends

[chiltonisaquack]

[re2make-deactivated20151029]

ok

[tumblr-er]

thank

[loadingartist]

punstoppable punishment

[shadio]

every time i open this app i read some dumb ass shit

[celtic-pyro-deactivated20230725]

And every time we kiss I swear I can fly

[cr-est]

What's your #1 sexual fantasy?

Somebody just throwing a million dollars on to my naked body and then leaving.

[streetlifemanifesto]

Don’t trust morning you. Morning you is a dick. Morning you would sell your loved ones if it got them 5 minutes of extra sleep

[sarapsys]

maybe morning me wouldn’t be such a dick if that flaky bitch evening me had gone to bed instead of tumblring til butts oclock int he morning

[bigmouthlass]

Well evening me might have fallen asleep at a reasonable hour if that dumbass afternoon me hadn’t lain down for a “little nap” that lasted four hours.

[bane-of-technology]

[comrade-kirby-deactivated202009]

The seven deadly sins as vines

[subsidiary]

[6qubed]

man we’ve been doing funerals all wrong over here

[hokuto-ju-no-ken]

My friends, weeping at my funeral as they shove 5s and 10s between the biggest titties they’ve ever seen: it’s what he would’ve wanted

[charlesoberonn]

“How did you get so good at art?”

“I picked up a pencil/tablet/brush”

[creepyuncledon-deactivated20180]

[robbieradiant]

theres canonically a greedytown and liartown and mayhemtown and more towns like lazytown???

[mothiraffe]

THE ENTIRE VERSE IS JUST SEVEN TOWNS AND THEy’RE BASED OFF THE SEVEN DEADLY SINS APPARENTLY

[robbieradiant]

THE EDGY THEORIES ARE TRUE

[first-day-of-summer]

lusttown

[yeah-yeah-beebiss-1]

since lazytown is called “lazytown” rather than “slothtown,” wouldn’t “lusttown” actually be called “hornytown”

[batbitequeen-deactivated2018021]

MURDERTOWN

[robbieradiant]

the gluttony one is called flavortown

[megatraven]

pls stop

[neomachine]

[tastefullyoffensive]

(via lowghen)

[avatar-14]

MAKE HIM REGRET

*spec prep*

BEING BORN

*spec prep*

[lambo-san]

[jacey-deactivated20200402]