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domestic headcanons meme!

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ritchassbaxterd:

Send a symbol to hear the following about my muse…

☾ Sleeping habits ☼ Favorite time of day ☂ Favorite weather ¿ Term for the TV device, whether it be “clicker”, “remote”, or something else ↪ Internet browsing activities ☹ Response to a leaky faucet or other household problem ♡ What their wedding invitations would look like ☃ What they wear around the house ♆ The worst kind of neighbor they could have, and how they deal with them ♨ Their cooking ability (or lack thereof) ✂ How well they do yardwork (or blow up the lawnmower) ♟ If they like board games, and how good they are at ‘em ✧ How clean their living space is now, and/or would be ideally ♜ Interior decorating aesthetic ♘ Any pets they might have ☗ What you’d find in their cabinets ⚒ What you’d find in their toolshed (if they’d have one) ▀ What they’d hide under the bed ○ What tune their doorbell has, if not a standard ding-dong ☺ What their welcome (or not-so-welcome) mat would say ☻ How late they stay up ♒ If they do their laundry in a timely manner ☆ How they’d throw parties (what would go on at them, refreshments, etc) ✓ What a typical Tuesday night looks like ❥ How they’d invite you home for the night (yes, it could be a pickup line)

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Is it just me, or has Sawyer been the definition of boring since he's been pussy-whipped?

That boy went from a favorite to a nobody quicker than the worlds worst hand-job. It’s fair to say double-standards Sawyer needs to up his game, before no one even bothers to remember his name.

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I think a certain witch has a lot of decisions to make regarding multiple people in her life....if you know what I mean.

Who are you kidding little grey face, resident Barbie changes her men more frequently than she does her panties.

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Nothing makes me want to puke more than Violet and Will

Oh darling, you’re not the only one. Nothing makes me want to tear my eyes out more than a two second romance. As much as I am a fan of casual hookups, I wouldn’t be caught dead playing tonsil hockey during outbreak. Seems the wee endemic has made our young lovers horny and stupid.

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Making out during a virus outbreak? A bit daring, don't you think?

Daring? Please. More like plain dumb. Intelligence seems to be a rather rare quality of late.

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carmikael most likely to go crazy and kill a bunch of people first?

Isn’t that precisely what Noah has been doing these last few weeks? No - well, after him I’d have to say either Callista or Lyra. Those bitches be craycray, but y’know all the Carmi’s are a little bit psychotic so bets are it could be any of them.

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How long do you think a certain original and his pup are gonna last?

About as long as my attention span…? Kidding, but lets be realistic here: there are a reason snakes and puppy dogs are not friends. Puppies may be loyal to a tee, but snakes have a tendency to strike whilst your back it turned. 

Now whilst that might be entertaining for us, the Pup should probably decide where his loyalties lie before he loses an arm or something in an epic game of tug of war.

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Remember;

We can only see so much, sometimes we get distracted by shinier things than you dull and boring bunch, so let us know if you see anything that might be worth mentioning, send in your confessions if you wanna get something off your chest, and don’t forget to ask all those riveting questions that might be knocking around that place where your brain should be!

Kiss Kiss lovers.

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What do you think about the newbies?

Have they done anything interesting yet? Yawn - nope. Ask me again when they’re entertaining enough to pay attention to.

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Do you think any of the exes have the potential to get back together?

Exes are exes for a reason… this isn’t an episode of F.R.I.E.N.D.S, we’re not okay with watching old reruns.

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Biggest drama queen?

Besides me? Probably Noah. Ooh, my humanity’s off again. Big freaking deal, your whole freaking family is in the same boat. I’m over it tbh.

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Who's your favorite from each of the species and Original families?

Favorites? We don’t have favorites, we barely tolerate half of you…

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Who are the three most entertaining residents currently?

Me, myself and I. Everyone has hearts in their eyes and nobody is doing anything, what’s entertaining about that? Please, if I wanted to see a romcom I’d rent one.

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Is there anybody in town you think could stir up some trouble?

Everyone has potential little grey… the question is whether they’re brave enough.

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c: Is it just me or is Percy the only intelligent Carmikael?

How intelligent is he really if he couldn’t even keep his pup on his leash?

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Five top males?

One: Tristan, everyone looooves the Deputy. Don’t worry ladies, he makes us weak in the knee’s too. 

Two: Julian of House Drake. Still waiting for him to get some, we’re almost certain he must have blue balls by now. 

Three: Mace, if it’s not the accent it’s the sass, but it’s mostly the accent. 

Four: Cole, the boy has a death wish but we love him for it. We’ll cry at your funeral, and we like… never cry.

Five: Jason Mayweather - now hear us out. The town drunk is always a hoot and a half.

Bonus: Sawyer - or at least he used to be our fave until he got pussywhipped.