♦ Lying is a Paid Profession ♦

Baxter Auldritch ~ OC Citta Alveare

[ritchassbaxterd]

headphonehitokiri:

“–Hm?”

“…Certainly. You may not have picked the right person for this job, but it’s worth a try…”

"Excellent. What a good sport you are, sir.”

“What kind of tree can one carry in their hand?”

[ritchassbaxterd]

yo teach do the worm.

“Goodness gracious -- did someone post a video of that online?”

“Hahaha, I... sincerely hope not.”

[ritchassbaxterd]

stormswake:

      “You fuckin son of a bitch idiot. You suck. Go away. I liked it better when you were gone and not here.”

“That’s the spirit, my good friend!”

“What’s orange and sounds like a parrot?”

[ritchassbaxterd]

“Pardon me! Yes, you!”

“Could I trouble you to solve a riddle for me? It’s been on my mind for days, and I’m afraid I just can’t shake it.”

[ritchassbaxterd]

Luck, as you know it, is a fickle, selective thing. Like a good hand of cards, you just can’t rely on it to appear when you need it most. So you bluff, naturally. And that’s the part you’ve always been good at -- stellar, if you do say so yourself.

“Hmm.”

Better be on time. 

For the job you may no longer have, mind -- but it’s worth inquiring, investigating. Surely your boss will have something to say, whether it’s “your position has been filled” or “welcome back”.

Hive City never sleeps, nor does it let you. You’ve woken up here once again, out of the dream and into the nightmare. But you know this nightmare. You have the upper hand, the advantage, the rabbit in your hat, the ace up your sleeve.

You’re not out of tricks, just yet.

[spiderbitesbakery]

[ritchassbaxterd]

spiderbitesbakery:

                      Grand Opening: SPIDER BITES BAKERY

Muffet is proud to announce the grand opening of her even grander bakery, Spider Bites Bakery! Located within Sector 004, Spider Bites Bakery strives to provide all of Hive City’s citizens with the finest treats money can buy. From simple cookies to extravagant cakes to special treats baked by and with spiders, she’s confident that this bakery will earn a special spot in your heart SOUL.

Spider Bites Bakery offers a wide variety of desserts that you can order to go, eat in the cafe area, or even delivered straight to you/a friend! Spider Bites Bakery also places a guarantee that all spiders present in the kitchen are clean and properly trained. If you are uncomfortable with spiders potentially around your meals, you should a) not purchase from Spider Bites Bakery b) rethink your priorities in life. As this is the grand opening, Spider Bites Bakery is also looking for employees! You don’t need to be a trained chef to work here; if there are enough open positions (and not enough qualified individuals), you can apply, be hired, and trained! You will earn money and kitchen skills while you’re at it. Isn’t that a great deal? Interested parties can apply on the staff page, where a list of available positions is also posted. NOTICE: Please also follow the actual blog portion of Spider Bites Bakery, as there is no way to view blog posts on the main site. In the future, updates, promotions, important info, etc will still be reblogged to both, just in case, and will be visible on the dashboard at the very least.                     We at Spider Bites Bakery hope to see you very soon!                         [ MAIN ]  [ CONTACT/ORDER ]  [ STAFF/APPLY ]

[ritchassbaxterd]

“’Pick a cod, any cod’...”

“Suppose they haven’t heard that one. Ah, well.”

[citta-alveare-deactivated201811]

Salutations! It's been a while, hasn't it? I'd like to reapp my OC Baxter Auldritch here; all his info is still at /app. Thank you kindly. ;) Oh, and one more thing! Try to guess: what did the fisherman say to the magician?

Welcome back, Baxter!

You’ll be housed in apartment c-1!

You’ll retain everything you had during your previous stay.

Have fun!

– mod o13

[ritchassbaxterd]

A commission @casxiel got me for my birthday a year or two back! Their OC Vlad is on the right, Baxter is on the left. Thank you again, Snooner!

The artist commissioned was Kuripu.

[ritchassbaxterd]

stormswake replied to your photo: I don’t think I ever posted this picture from my...

i gotta redraw this

fieND. you already gave me the present,

[ritchassbaxterd]

I don’t think I ever posted this picture from my bean @stormswake! Thank you, Ash.

[allcapscitta]

WELCOME BACK TO THE HIVE, SHINY TRASHCAN.

– MOD『 』(@citta-alveare)

[busybeesflowershop]

Court of Roses Voting

Hello, hello, hello!

We are so excited to move on to the next step of out Court of Roses, the actual voting! Congrats to everyone who has been nominated! 

 ✿ Rose Kind Nominations

 ✿ Rose Queen Nominations

 ✿ Flower Prince Nominations

 ✿ Flower Princess Nominations

There are four lists, and each muse gets exactly one vote per title. But, for every muse you have, you get to vote on that muse! For example, I have both Ava and Rey. I can only vote once per title on Ava, but I also get another vote per title to do the same on Rey! 

The rules are simple. Besides getting one vote per title, you will send an ask listing the person’s name and the title you are voting them for. 

Votes sent as anons will not be counted.

Names not on the lists will not be counted.

These votes are final, and if you send two votes on a muse who has already voted the second vote will not count.

No vote will be revealed at any point. If you want to reveal who you voted for then you are allowed, but Busy Bee’s will not be giving out that information.

Send in all votes by next Friday at midnight so we can reveal who our Court of Roses is on the last day!

All votes must be sent here and no where else. 

Again, thank you to all who nominated and Congrats to all who were nominated! Have fun!

[ritchassbaxterd]

@xpuzzles​

“Oh! Pardon me!”

You bumped into the poor boy! Not only that, but you’ve dropped the candle you were holding just seconds ago. Careless and crude... tsk. You bend down to pick it up.

“There’s just so many lovely candles,” you laugh, “I’m afraid I lost track of things. Are you browsing as well?”

[ritchassbaxterd]

@mxgpoid

Oh! There’s someone else standing here and examining these massive, towering mushrooms. You blink, glancing over at them with a warm smile.

“Ordinarily, I have a feeling these mushrooms could kill us with a single touch.” You tap your chin. “The more vibrant something is, the more poisonous it tends to be.”

“I certainly hope people don’t look at me and get the same impression!” Chuckling, you look down at the bright pink suit and floral print jacket you’re wearing. “But you’re quite vibrant yourself today. Your outfit is lovely.”

[busybeesflowershop]

Hello everyone! It has been awhile since December and out last event. To start off, the Flower Festival has not started yet. That is taking place next Saturday on the 14th! Now, we have several new things added to the festival we are very excited to unveil now, and we wanted to give everyone enough time to participate if they wish. First…

✿ Hive City’s First Fashion Show!

Busy Bee’s Flower Shop is partnering up with Polka Dots Boutique to bring you a dazzling flower and plant themed fashion show! Everyone is free to sign up to model and show off their designs here for no charge! Starting from today till the 14th when the Flower Festival starts you can submit yourself to model or your design to the fashion show. The sky is the limit with what you can model and show off! You must submit them here. Please include the name and url of the character you submit to model, and either details, a picture, or a drawing of them telling us what they are modeling! And by whom if someone is modeling someone else’s design! And lastly…

✿ Busy Bee’s Court of Roses!

Just like last year we will have a pageant for Rose King, Rose Queen, Flower Prince and Flower Princess! However, this year we will be doing things a tad differently. From today till Saturday you must submit a nomination of who you want to win what category. From the start of the festival till it’s end you will then be able to vote on who you think should win based on the nominations you submitted! The winners will get a custom eloquent flower crown and a 100 dollar gift card to Polka Dots! You can submit your nominations here as well!

We are super excited for everyone to participate and make this year’s Flower Festival special!  If you do not understand something stated here or have any questions, please direct them to the Busy Bee’s ask, not the masterlist. All updates on the festival will be found under the tag #citta flower festival.

[ritchassbaxterd]

yo teach do the worm- wait anon is off abort abort.

OH GOD

WHAT HAVE YOU DONE!