Jinnie 🥂

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Jungkook is what you get when you essentially have 6 teen boys raise a fellow teen boy , except all of those teen boys are abnormally kind , responsible , and forward-thinking , so it actually works out pretty fucking well??

Cr- loinzilla on twt (X)

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J-hope just outfreaked Mr Seven days a week

Yes im still not over the mv

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𝗛𝗼𝘀𝗲𝗼𝗸 : why is Taehyung carrying a potted plant ?

𝗬𝗼𝗼𝗻𝗴𝗶 : he asked many stupid questions so im making him carry that around to make up for all the oxygen he wasted

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𝗬𝗼𝗼𝗻𝗴𝗶 : surgery is just stabbing someone to life isn't it?

𝗡𝗮𝗺𝗷𝗼𝗼𝗻 : please never become a surgeon

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𝗝𝗶𝗺𝗶𝗻 : FOUR MONTHS!!

𝗡𝗮𝗺𝗷𝗼𝗼𝗻 : why is he yelling at you?

𝗧𝗮𝗲𝗵𝘆𝘂𝗻𝗴 : just ignore him-

𝗝𝗶𝗺𝗶𝗻 : THATS HOW LONG YOU WATCHED ME WATER A FAKE PLANT !!

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𝗝𝘂𝗻𝗴𝗸𝗼𝗼𝗸 : what if the g in gif is silent ?

𝗛𝗼𝘀𝗲𝗼𝗸 : go to sleep

𝗦𝗲𝗼𝗸𝗝𝗶𝗻 : what gif he doesn't want to

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𝗧𝗮𝗲𝗵𝘆𝘂𝗻𝗴 : love to walk in the rain , hate the concept of wet clothes , Tired of life's obscure sufferings .

𝗝𝘂𝗻𝗴𝗸𝗼𝗼𝗸 : Pro tip for walking in the rain : wear a swimsuit

𝗝𝗶𝗺𝗶𝗻 : or remove your clothes , easy solution!

𝗬𝗼𝗼𝗻𝗴𝗶 : or , hear me out here- a fucking umbrella .

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𝗡𝗮𝗺𝗷𝗼𝗼𝗻 : if you were a flower , i'd pick you

𝗦𝗲𝗼𝗸𝗝𝗶𝗻 : so you'd drag me from my home and kill me in the process ?

𝗡𝗮𝗺𝗷𝗼𝗼𝗻 :

𝗦𝗲𝗼𝗸𝗝𝗶𝗻 :

𝗡𝗮𝗺𝗷𝗼𝗼𝗻 : what

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BTS see armys and act like they the fan

Cr - sugamvs on twt (X)

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𝗡𝗮𝗺𝗷𝗼𝗼𝗻 : *walks into the bathroom and finds yoongi laying on the floor*

𝗡𝗮𝗺𝗷𝗼𝗼𝗻 : dude you can't sleep in here

𝗬𝗼𝗼𝗻𝗴𝗶 : why the fuck is it called a restroom then ?

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[ ᴊᴜɴɢᴋᴏᴏᴋ ᴀɴᴅ ᴛᴀᴇʜʏᴜɴɢ ᴛᴇxᴛɪɴɢ ]

𝗝𝘂𝗻𝗴𝗸𝗼𝗼𝗸 : do you want to know who the love of my life is ?

𝗧𝗮𝗲𝗵𝘆𝘂𝗻𝗴 : who ?

𝗝𝘂𝗻𝗴𝗸𝗼𝗼𝗸 : read the first word

𝗧𝗮𝗲𝗵𝘆𝘂𝗻𝗴 :

𝗧𝗮𝗲𝗵𝘆𝘂𝗻𝗴 : who's "do"

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𝗝𝗶𝗺𝗶𝗻 : i-i think i saw a monster

𝗛𝗼𝘀𝗲𝗼𝗸 , 𝘁𝗲𝗿𝗿𝗶𝗳𝗶𝗲𝗱 : you better not be kidding

𝗝𝗶𝗺𝗶𝗻 , 𝗽𝗼𝗶𝗻𝘁𝗶𝗻𝗴 𝗼𝘂𝘁𝘀𝗶𝗱𝗲 : THERE

𝗛𝗼𝘀𝗲𝗼𝗸 : SLENDERMAN !?

𝗡𝗮𝗺𝗷𝗼𝗼𝗻 , 𝘁𝘂𝗿𝗻𝗶𝗻𝗴 𝗼𝗻 𝘁𝗵𝗲 𝗹𝗶𝗴𝗵𝘁𝘀 : shut the fuck up

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[ ᴊɪᴍɪɴ ᴀɴᴅ ʏᴏᴏɴɢɪ ɪɴ ᴀ ᴄᴀʀ , ᴊɪᴍɪɴ ɪs ᴛʀʏɪɴɢ ᴛᴏ ғɪɴᴅ ᴀ ᴘᴀʀᴋɪɴɢ sᴘᴏᴛ ]

𝗬𝗼𝗼𝗻𝗴𝗶 , 𝗺𝗶𝗹𝗱𝗹𝘆 𝗳𝗿𝘂𝘀𝘁𝗿𝗮𝘁𝗲𝗱 : just...park , jimin

𝗝𝗶𝗺𝗶𝗻 : hmm?

𝗬𝗼𝗼𝗻𝗴𝗶 : i said park , jimin

𝗝𝗶𝗺𝗶𝗻 : what?

𝗬𝗼𝗼𝗻𝗴𝗶 : PARK , JIMIN

𝗝𝗶𝗺𝗶𝗻 : WHAT THE HECK DO YOU WANT?

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𝗝𝘂𝗻𝗴𝗸𝗼𝗼𝗸 : I need to dye my hair

𝗛𝗼𝘀𝗲𝗼𝗸 : ...

𝗝𝘂𝗻𝗴𝗸𝗼𝗼𝗸 : or get another tattoo

𝗛𝗼𝘀𝗲𝗼𝗸 : ...

𝗝𝘂𝗻𝗴𝗸𝗼𝗼𝗸 : or a new piercing

𝗛𝗼𝘀𝗲𝗼𝗸 : why?

𝗝𝘂𝗻𝗴𝗸𝗼𝗼𝗸 : To , you know , appease the mental breakdown gods.

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𝗦𝗲𝗼𝗸𝗝𝗶𝗻 : aren't you a little too old to be dressing up as pikachu and playing video games ?

𝗝𝘂𝗻𝗴𝗸𝗼𝗼𝗸 : aren't you a little too old to be alive ?

𝗧𝗮𝗲𝗵𝘆𝘂𝗻𝗴, 𝗰𝗮𝗹𝗹𝗶𝗻𝗴 : yes is this 911? i think shit's about to go down-

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𝗗𝗶𝘀𝗽𝗮𝘁𝗰𝗵 , 𝗳𝗼𝗹𝗹𝗼𝘄𝗶𝗻𝗴 𝗛𝗼𝘀𝗲𝗼𝗸 : oh my god not again-

𝗧𝗵𝗲 𝗕𝗼𝘀𝘀 : Any news ?

𝗗𝗶𝘀𝗽𝗮𝘁𝗰𝗵 : sir this is the 8th high-end brand store that he had walked into and spent over 10 thousand dollars on , i am tired of this rich people flexing shit can i just leave please like i get it!

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𝗝𝗶𝗺𝗶𝗻 : i never make the same mistake twice

𝗡𝗮𝗿𝗿𝗮𝘁𝗼𝗿 : he makes it five or ten times just to be sure