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Bts reaction 2 u getting into a fight with someone twice ur size and getting arrested for almost killing/killing them

Hello! I got this request sooooo long ago and I honestly don’t know how to write something for this LOL. Thank you for the request and if you have another idea send it to me and maybe I can do it. :)

Sorry for being MIA I really do be like that sometimes lmaoo. Hopefully I’ll get back into doing requests as I do have a couple. Send some if you would like!

~Claire <3

Hello~ BTS reaction to yn eating the last piece of pizza that they had their eyes on? 😂😂

Hiya~ Your request is now out! I hope you enjoy!! 🤗

~Claire

BTS when y/n falls down in front of them

I forgot to reply!! Your request is out if you did not see it! So sorry!!! I hope you enjoy! :)

~Claire

BTS Reaction #13

Reaction to y/n eating the last piece of pizza they had their eyes on.

A/N: Thank you for the request and waiting patiently! Requests are open!

Namjoon:

Once he noticed that you ate the last piece he was saving for after practice, he ripped the fridge door off it’s hinges. He called for you to come to the kitchen. As you walked in he wacked you with the door sending you back to where you came from

Jin:

He was going to eat the piece for EatJin. So instead he killed you, cut you open, found the slice, glued it together, then used your corpse as a plate for his show

Yoongi:

He decided to remember your indecency. As your lives went on, and you grew older together, your old age caught up to you, and you were now on your deathbed. Yoongi leans to your ear to say his goodbyes

« Fuck you. This is for eating my slice » *pulls the plug*

Hobi:

You asked him if he was mad. He smiled and said no. He then asked for a hug. While you two were hugging he stabbed you in the back

« An eye for an eye, y/n »

Jimin:

Jimin’ s tongue = slice retrieved

Tae:

He would walk over to you and asked you to open your mouth. You thinking you’re getting a snacc you do. He shoved an entire saxophone into you. He then plays you since you played him

Jungkook:

He was watching you go in for another bite. He proceeded to uppercut you causing your teeth to shatter from the sheer force. He took the slice and ate the rest in peace

Please explain the mitochondria inside joke!!!!! Puleeeeze!

Tbh I’m not sure how to explain it lol. It’s not so much a joke just more of a general fact. It was just an idea that came to my head that sounded funnier in my head than on a post lmao. I feel like I saw mitochondria memes some years ago and it always amused me lolol. Hope this helps! Hope you enjoy my reactions as they get published! :)

~Claire

I am so down for parody! I just found your blog and is freaking hilarious!!!!! I laughed ten thousand times!!!!

Thank you 🥺🥺 sometimes i think they aren’t very funny but people like you make me feel better! I hope you continue to enjoy them as they slowly come out!!lol :)

~Claire

BTS Reaction #12

Reaction to y/n falling in front of them

A/n: Thank you for the request! Requests are open! As you can see, I’m anything but consistent so thanks for waiting while I disappear for weeks. :)

Ope ment to post this yesterday lmao

Namjoon:

Goes over to help you but his clumsy ass falls on you causing you to go to an alternate universe

(I hate this gif so much)

Jin:

He was in the middle of an EatJin. You falling caused him to choke and die live

Yoongi:

Was so busy producing that he didn’t even see/hear you. When you groan he just looks at you in disgust. He spits on you like the trash you are

Hobi:

You two were dancing when you had stumbled over your own feet. He can’t stop laughing and you die of embarrassment

Jimin:

When you fell he was on Vlive. He glanced at you then continued to flirt with the camera

Tae:

Your face bounced off the floor, but Tae was nowhere near you. You had tripped over Tan and you looked over and saw Tae cradling Tan

Jungkook:

When he saw you he screamed « oh no, holy shiiit » causing Jin to choke in the distance

Me: positions header photo

Tumblr: actually I’ll decide

Me: fine I’ll reposition it

Tumblr: no

Im posting later tonight but I’m trying to make a header but tumblr sucks my ass and keeps changing the position. B r u h

Can you do one to y/n smacking thier ass? I love these so damn much!! 😂😂💜

Just posted! Hope you enjoy! 😁

Claire

Reaction #11

A/N: thank you for waiting patiently and I’m glad you enjoy!!

Reaction to y/n smacking their ass

Namjoon

Starts walking toward you wanting to get something started. He smacks your ass so hard that your butt detaches from your body

It’s a sin that namjoon twerking isn’t a gif on here

Jin

Your hand got stabbed by the luxury chopsticks he carries around (if you know you know) he laughs in your face

« You thought you THOT »

Yoongi

Writes a diss track on you and now everyone hates you like Nevel in that once iCarly episode

Hobi

His quick reflexes kick in and he kicks you in the jaw

Jimin

Sticks his juicy booty out more for you to hit it again proceeding to call you daddy

Tae

Tells you to stick your butt out. He then slides a card through your cheeks and puts in his pin # in your cheek

Jungkook

He traps your hand between his cheeks and sucks you into his ass. You live there now 🤷‍♀️

Reaction #10

Reaction to y/n not posting for several weeks

A/N: very sorry my dudes.... idk man idk lmaoo 🥴

Namjoon:

If you don’t post, imma have to beat that pussy like you never ever felt before ... and not in the expensive girl way

Jin:

*blows you a famous Jin kiss* *snatches it before it reaches you*

Yoongi:

Welp, only one of us can be the best and it sure ain’t you

Hobi:

I’ll give you a massage because I’m still proud of you! *break dances on your back vaporizing your bones*

Jimin:

If you don’t post you can’t touch or look at my juicy ass *proceeds to suck in his ass cheeks taking it all away*

What the hell he doing??? Booiii

Tae:

Imma have to take away your Certified Gucci Card

Jungkook:

Baby it’s okay. *goes for hug* *hooks your neck and slams you on the ground*

A/N: i am gonna try to do better since my finals are almost over so send requests if you want!

Did anyone send any requests??

Hi!

Yes I have gotten a couple I’ve just not had the time to really do them. I’m on spring break and my college is going to be online for the rest of the semester so hopefully I will get some motivation and do more!

Feel free to send requests if anyone would like to!

Thank you guys for being patient with me!

-Claire

Reaction #9

Another request!

Reaction to y/n singing one of their songs

Namjoon

Tells you that you got no jams

Jin

You’re in the car together. You’re singing so he wreaks the car to get you to stop

Yoongi

You’re in the shower. He hears you rapping. He sneakily comes in and makes your shower freezing to get you to stfu

Hobi

Is trying to be supportive but like you’re shit so he becomes an alcoholic to forget

Jimin

He’s on his death bed. You sing to him to comfort him. He pulls his own plug 🔌

Tae

His ears started to bleed

Jungkook

Puts in headphones to block you out

Hey it's Sierra from tiktok lmao could you do one where y/n borrows their hoodie? And when y/n is singing along to one of their songs on the radio? Can't wait for the crack head chaotic shit you come up with 😂💜💜

I finally.... I finally did it. I hope you like your hoodie one and I’ll get to your singing on soon 🦾🤠

BTS Reaction #8

Sorry I’ve kinda fallen off the (flat) earth lol college is hectic

This was a requested post :)

Reaction to y/n wearing their hoodie

Namjoon

Didn’t recognize you, accused you of stealing, and had you thrown out by security