With all the stairs in this fucking castle how are people still out of shape?
They eat too much, that's how.
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With all the stairs in this fucking castle how are people still out of shape?
They eat too much, that's how.
Sorry, Allie. It’s just I keep trying to finish this essay and people keep bothering me over and over again.
Go and work somewhere else then.
“I think I cannot fully comprehend what you’re trying to tell me, mate.”
"It's not that hard to understand, mate."
[ a long sigh escapes her mouth ] I really do not see how this is going to end well.
I was drunk and I just ... I messed up.
“Excuse me? ”
"Can't handle the truth?"
"Don’t suppose you have any leftover booze? Only I’m in the need of some fucking Dutch courage,"
I've got lemonade.
Can you chew even louder? It’s the library after all.
Dude, just chill.
I’m listening. What happened after?
I left, I guess.
"You’ve found my porn stash!" The room reeked of alcohol and stale cigarettes, drowning in the light of a supermoon. Katherine had been camping away in an abandoned room for a fortnight. She’d thought it be something new.
"What the fuck is wrong with you?" Allison exclaimed, staring at the girl in dismay.
Mind telling me what you’re up to there?
What a believable story..
You're finding it hard to believe that I killed someone with my high heels? I'm offended, Warren.
"Touche,"
"So, the party, what went down with you?"
"Nothing much."
One night only then? Shame, it was fun
Please. I was drunk.
Maybe when you manage to fight off a reporter who’s trying to sneak into your room at 3 am. Without a wand.
Poor you.
"Woah, wait—what happened? Trouble in the dungeons?" she inquired, handing Allie her own cup. "I also have some aspirin here, I think, hold on."
"Look Emma I need to tell you something."
Adorable.
Seriously dude, get over yourself.
"You don’t have to be gay to appreciate that film,"
"True but I don't know many straight males that like that movie."