#1 loser

Bunny ♡20+♡ she/her I'm trying my best ☆~ obey me, TWSt, Otomes, etc. ~☆

[sacred-portal]

[tangledbeast]

If it makes you feel any better, he hated it too.

[gayserblast]

This is the funniest and saddest sentence I've read all week

[brucebocchi]

[enbaluka-tokyo-drift]

[antarcticconfessions-deactivate]

I love how it doesn't matter what expedition it is.

They all turn into excited kids when they meet penguins.

[asteroidtroglodyte]

The Penguin: GIANTS! no way! I’m gonna wave at them THEY WAVED BACK! Holy Shit they’re dancing with me! My Wife is never gonna believe this OMG I got to dance with a Giant today so cool.

The Humans: Penguin! No way! I’m gonna wave at it IT WAVED BACK! Holy Shit it’s flapping with me! I got to play with a Penguin today; so cool.

[aroace-polyshow]

honestly i never thought the phrase “i want that twink obliterated” was like a sexual thing. like when i read the phrase i imagine “a meteor like the one that killed the dinosaurs is summoned from the heavens and hits the twink in question” type situation

[blanketfortarchitect]

I always pictured something like this

[cuartosol]

river ⭐

[pronouncingitwang]

at some point in your life you will be boiling fruit, water, sugar, and lemon juice in a pot to make a syrup or jam. the instructions will tell you to simmer for a certain amt of time. your timer will go off and you will look at the pot and go, "hm, this doesn't look thick enough. maybe i'll let it go for another 10 minutes." this is the devil speaking. it's only so liquid right now because it is at boiling point. it will thicken when it cools down. learn from the follies of my youth and do not let this happen to you

[yokowan]

at some point in your life you will be making a sauce or a stew in which you need to add cornstarch to thicken it. and you will prepare a slurry of starch in cold water and think "this looks like way too little starch to thicken this amount of liquid." this is the devil speaking. cornstarch instantly polymerizes at 95°C and if you add too much it will turn into an impossibly thick goop.

[le-jardin-inculte]

at some point in your life you will be making some sort of cream based dessert that requires gelatin to thicken it. and you will soak some gelatin sheets in water and think "this is too few gelatin sheets for this amount of cream." this is the devil speaking. it will thicken in the fridge and if you add too much you will end up with milk jelly

[shithowdy]

at some point in your life you will be baking cookies. you will take the sheet out after twelve minutes as the recipe instructs and the cookies will still be glistening and soft. "these don't seem cooked enough," you will think to yourself, "i should place them back into the oven until their edges are nice and golden." this is the devil talking. this is how you get dry, overdone cookies. the cookies will continue to bake on the warm sheet for several more minutes and then harden up after sitting on a rack for a while. trust the process. trust the process.

[whitachi]

at some point in your life you will be adding a small pasta to a soup and you will think "that is not enough small pasta." this is the devil talking. the pasta will absorb the stock and expand. this is how you end up with a soup that is a solid mass of soggy ditalini.

[cidham]

amir khusrow (1253–1325 CE)

[cherepashkadrabbles]

This is back on my dash! And listen, I love to see Amir Khusrau getting appreciation, but this translation ignores a lot. The original rhymes! And scans! And does playful things with register! And conveys a tone of affectionate banter between the two speakers, not least because it has them both addressing each other as sakhi (translated above as “girl”) in the last two lines. I think taking some liberties with line order is worth it to preserve more of the rest—and I think there’s a better translation of sakhi. And so:

He only visits once a year, I splurge big on him when he’s here, His kisses make my tastebuds tango. Who, bitch, your man? Nah, bitch, a mango.

[yeovv-r]

Done yay

[isuggestkillingyourself]

[tactfulsaboteur]

[psybomb]

Every time I see that last pic, I have to note that the funniest line is the one immediately after the highlight

[quarkfancam]

thing that happened to me today

[shootingstarrfish]

paraffin now exists in 3 of your dimensions!

if u notice anything broken... shhh no you dont :>

made with the help of Crashsune's low poly character series, i've been trying to learn blender on and off for a few years and this is the first tutorial that's clicked with me throughout the whole process 🥹 highly recommend!

[shitpeoplesayintf2]

[kishi07]

This was a stupid idea, but I had to get it out of my system.

[babyfinnmertens]

markiplier is acting his markipussy out of this show

[markiplier]

I haven’t opened tumblr in ages why does this have to be the first thing I see?

[flordesoliria]

ok you gave us snakephisto. How about Beelzebub? 👀

Yes! Althought I'm not sure I gave you Snakephisto (literally there is a snake emoji right next to Mephisto channel at the MSG discord server xD)

I might not be completely satisfied for now but will revisit the drawing later on. Enjoy! 💛✨️

[flordesoliria]

Don't mind me I'm just here in my bubble drawing our favorite characters while listening to my favorite music. You are welcome to sit with me and my weird silly brain. ✨️

[flordesoliria]

Took the challenge on a silent/shy stream at discord to get out of my comfort zone and try to not use lineart... me and my friends chose this "viejo sabroso" to practice and this came out.

I kinda liked it so 10/10 will do this again in the future.

Gabriel belongs to @magicshop-games! ✨️💛