Soda

Uhhh I’m new here idk what’s happening

[bubblisoda]

Ig I’ll throw a post in here

Heyo! I’m Soda, I’m mostly active on Twitter but I’ve seen a lot of cool art here so I’ve made an account to mostly lurk.

Here’s my bigger vsmp projects I’ve done and what you might recognize me from (if you do recognize me)

[qwerty-queer]

Did Louis even really understand the concept of illness? Did he understand why Owen was so hesitant to touch back? Or did he feel unloved and unwanted, unable to comprehend why this person who says they love him so much just seemed to refuse to act on it?

[bubblisoda]

I’m being evil cause Pyro made me upset with their post

(wip)

[jackpyroscythe]

This is disgustingly long, I’m so sorry, I yap.

*(Please skip to the end at least, if you can’t be bothered with all that)*

Don’t know how much longer you’re interested in answering Vampires questions, so I’m putting it all here.

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Main thing: How much of what we heard of V!Pyro’s backstory is accurate? I know they initially “lied” about not killing Czeslaw, but was the rest of it true?

Was Pyro actually an outcast in the city? Did their parents genuinely not care about them? (Based on another ask I saw answered, I’m inclined to believe yes). Did the “other lads” actually treat them poorly/never stand up for him?

Similarly, did they really have no proper support network in their life? No close friends or family? No one from the city that actively tried to help them? Did everyone see the tormenting and turn a blind eye? Pyro was just… alone and powerless?

Or did V!Pyro just not notice people supporting him? Or didn’t think they were doing enough/were able to do enough to help him?

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The second thing is: When Pyro talks about going back to the Capital and getting back at those that wronged him, is he talking about killing or turning them? If it’s turning, why?

If he thinks they wronged him, why would he share what he considers a gift (or has convinced himself is one)? Is it actually a subconscious belief that having vampirism forced on them (like he did) is a punishment? Something to cause suffering?

I feel like these are the super important questions for any character analysis.

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I wanted to also say that I really love Jack Von Pyroscythe! He is a super special character to me, especially if his backstory is true. I think he’s written in a very humanizing way (ironically). Suffering through trauma and isolation, without any clear paths out.

Resorting to violence when they finally just can’t stand the pressure anymore, giving up their personal autonomy when things get harsh, and then lashing out again when they once again find themself trapped in an unjust system.

He’s just so Ashdifitjtnnfnfm- Honestly, I think he deserved to crash out harder <3

Anyways… VAMPRIS VAMPRIS VAMPRIS— just kidding!

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THE FINAL THING: I found your content through Vampires (and have since watched all of your videos, more than once), and man I love it! It’s a good example of probably the main challenge with entertainment jobs, that it’s so dependent on luck and exposure. The fact that you aren’t more popular, more well known, is a travesty. From the pacing of your videos, to your humor, to the storytelling you put into your work; it’s all just delightful!

I’ve been binging your Vods too, but I can rarely actually catch a Livestream ;-; Unfortunately you’re usually live at about 5am where I live. Which is either too late to stay up, or very early to wake up. Though I think I’m gonna try to readjust my schedule to catch at least a few streams a month.

Uhhh, long, over complicated ask done. Have a very good day/night, thank you so much for everything you do, can’t wait to watch your next MCC!!!!

Hi there! Thanks for giving so much of a fuck about vapris and my stupid chud scholar. to answer a couple of your questions, i'd say his backstory is correct. his needs were neglected, and those who were directly meant to support him (parents/family) put him under immense pressure to succeed while distancing him whenever he didnt. the system for his parents worked in a way wherever he succeeded, he was rewarded with love, and whenever he failed to meet their standards, he was distanced. while they may have expected him to therefore strive for excellence, he actually wallowed in the intense isolation that he faced. one interesting thing you've brought up which i've been ruminating on a lot is the fact that he DID have people trying to support him! ren, martyn, sausage (despite his behaviour) all tried to help! even drift tried to help, but through a combination of fear of scott, and a desire to be in control of his own life, refused to take any help small note, my imagination for what going back to the capital would look like would be as follows: 1. selectively target and kill those who wronged him in a brutal, perhaps even sadistic way, ensuring to end their lives with a hint of how they wronged him (perhaps mutilating ears, as he believed he was never listened to, eyes for how they weren't seen) 2. as his list dwindles, he expands his horizons, and is perhaps caught in the act. as the city begins to hunt him down, he is forced to then kill humans on sight, unless he is stopped by some external body such as another vampire or specialised vampire hunters. 3. if he succeeds, he depopulates the entire city, either through directly killing the population or through forcing people to evacuate, as they have no other choice i am so tired writing this so please enjoy deciphering!

[rozugold]

Hi rozu :D can you draw Shelby and avid? I love them so much in your style <3

AU where Avid escapes the murder attempt at the crypt

[grim-leafer]

So about those research setbacks Pyro mentioned...

I drafted the first page of this back in November of last year... Needless to say it's been a bit since then. But we've finally gotten around to finishing it!

[Art Date: January 24-31 2026 / November 2 2025]

[cometkins]

feeling like a freak on a leash

[redstonebug]

the lion does not concern himself with little kitty kitty

[umcytblrsexyman]

ROUND 4 POLL 8: APOKUNA VS PYROSCYTHE

Round 4 Poll 8

Apokuna

Pyroscythe

Voting ended onJan 25

Apokuna: (She/They)

Featured In:

Rats SMP, Cowboys SMP, Vampires SMP, Pirates SMP, Outsiders SMP

Pyroscythe: (he/they)

Featured In:

vampires smp, cowboys smp, kaboodle smp

[bubblisoda]

PYROSCYTHE PYROSCYTHE PYROSCYTHE

VOTE PYRO PLLLEEEEAAASSSEEEE

[bagelsketches]

[mi3-14]

a gift to exug

[onebizarrekai]

I've been playing too many types 2

[bodylanda]

bruh this baptism is going bad 😭😭😭😭😭

100%

i wanted to make a timelapse but i forgot WAAAAH 😭😭😭😭

also i know pyro doesnt get his black sclera red eyes combo until stage 3 + white hair buuuuutttttt.......... this is my indulgience okay

[shelbygraces]

if v!shelby (early episodes at least) had known the effect that scott was having on pyro, like his 'sire is always listening' spiral, would she have tried to reach out and help? would she have considered confronting scott or would she hold her tongue ?

this is such a good question to answer while i'm avoiding confronting the fact that i lost to pyro in the sexy man poll.. anyway, it's something i wish i picked up on at the time, that pyro was trying to confide in me his genuine fear of scott and the consequences of crossing him. but i did not have a worry in the world about scott hurting *me* and didn't take seriously any worries pyro had about scott. but pyro had a very different relationship to scott than anybody else and i simply wasn't listening. and if i had noticed, i probably would have been dismissive because it didn't fit in my fantasy family narrative :/

[hemlock-grows-in-oakhurst]

Unexpected Visitor

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A Careful Reminder: Vampires still have access to the homes they owned as humans.

[bubblisoda]

🎶Why do I reach from the other side

For all I've left for good?

Because I yearn for a way out🎶

[mcyt-prisoner]

Here to spread propaganda I think jack pyroscythe should win the umcytblr sexyman poll. His characters would do crazy numbers on here in 2012 especially v!pyro like COME ON hes evil hes pathetic what more do you need in a man. The onceler would be proud