aliens totally exist, moron.

❄️female- she/her pronouns❄️ I don’t really like a lot of people. 🍟I live for french fries🍟 ☕️fueled by caffeine and sarcasm☕️

[horrorandhalloween]

[aftersextacos]

THIS IS HALLOWEEN! THIS IS HALLOWEEN!

[beautifulandscary]

I wanna know what people assume about me because of my tumblr.

[telvi1]

Put an assumption in my ask. I’ll confirm or dispute it. I’m not gonna be mean or anything, I’m just very interested. You can go anon if you want.

[thyuji-deactivated20161031]

someone: quit bouncing your leg me: hesitates but continues to lowkey bounce my leg

[totallycorrectstarwarsquotes]

Hux: *screams*

Kylo: *screams louder to establish dominance*

Mitaka: should we do something ?

Phasma,observing: no, I want to see who wins this.

[totallycorrectstarwarsquotes]

Leia: Han, apparently Ben said a bad word in class today

Han: Where the fuck did he learn that ?

[totallycorrectstarwarsquotes]

“I have no idea what I’m doing, but I know that I’m doing it really, really well.”

- Poe Dameron at some point, probably

[totallycorrectstarwarsquotes]

Kylo: At my age, do you know how I’m statistically most likely to die ?

Hux: At the hands of your co-commander ?

Kylo: An accident.

Hux: Oh, that’s how I’m gonna make it look.

[totallycorrectstarwarsquotes]

Kylo: Am i dramatic ? Yes.

Kylo: Is it justified ? Also yes.

[totallycorrectstarwarsquotes]

Han: I wasn’t injured. I was lightly stabbed.

Leia: I’m sorry, you were stabbed ???

Han: Lightly stabbed

[totallycorrectstarwarsquotes]

Anakin: Look, lets just agree to say sorry on the count of three. One, two, three…

Anakin:

Obi-Wan:

Anakin: See, now I’m just disappointed in both of us.

[totallycorrectstarwarsquotes]

Kylo, drugged in the Medbay: What if ‘it’s raining men’ and ‘let the bodies hit the floor’ are both about the same event from different perspectives ?

Hux: I am begging you to stop.

[totallycorrectstarwarsquotes]

Anakin: Trust me, I know what I’m doing.

Obi-Wan: That’s the biggest lie I’ve ever heard.

[dork-adios]

I make grave mistakes all the time. Everything seems to work out. 

[cartiercocaine-blog]

wнαт тнe ғυcĸ ιѕ тнιѕ?

[dont-touch-my-fandoms]

Elmo’s voice saying “I’ll fuck u up” is the best and worst thing ever

[blocboybucciarati]

YO I SWEAR THIS SHIT IS TOO FUNNY😭🤣

[murfelk-deactivated20191105]

Reblog if it’s okay for your mutuals to tag you in random stuff they think you’ll like

[hearthstoneblitz]

if my tumblr gets deleted you can also follow me on my other forms of social media:

- digging a grave and whispering my name to the worms

- finding a bear in the forest and challenging it to a game of chess

- launching yourself into the stratosphere and vividly hallucinating my content

- the helpless feeling in your chest when you think of death

[rainbow-six-siege-page]