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@aftersextacos
THIS IS HALLOWEEN! THIS IS HALLOWEEN!
THE GREAT PUMPKIN IS HERE!!!
@aftersextacos I would LOVE to hear an earrape version of that blasting as the pumpkin is making itās way downtown!
Even if it takes me twenty years, I will give you your wish
You're amazingly cute, and I'm Michael Cera level of awkward. I saw you on Okcupid, but I'm afraid to send you a message, and sadly I'm almost ten years older than you. :(
I don't know when I received this but omg hi lmao
IT IS VERY REAL!! ALWAYS BE AWARE.
Donāt take them off when you immediately see it. Wait until you get to a different destination bc theyāre trying to distract you by getting it off then abducting you. Same thing goes if you find something on your windshield, itās a distraction so they have time to get you.Ā Ā Ā
WTF? Is this real?
Boost
Holy crap signal boost now!
WHAT THE ACTUAL FUCK?!
Idc Iām reblogging his on all of my blogs
Be careful out there !!!
Please please please PLEASE be careful!
Signal boosting this because omfg O.O
If you find it on your mail box, go on the phone with somebody and move to the nearest public place with a lot of witnesses. Stay there for a while and make sure you arenāt being followed. Arrange that you either can sleep somewhere else or that somebody you trust comes to your place. They are searching for easy targets, make yourself a hard target.
Otherwhise:
Stay aware, keep things you can use to defend yourself on your person (Keys between your fingers, peper spray, taser, etc)
Keep in mind what areas to aim for in a struggel
Always use your palm, elbow or tug your tumb in while striking to prevent injuring yourself.
Be carefull and try to go places in larger groups, preferably with several male friends.
Keep in contact with people and let them know about your where abouts so that not hearing from you in a while raises suspicion.
They like to aim for college students both because of the age group and because itās more likely that you missing will be noticed late.
If you go out a lot or are searching for a new partner, stay aware. Donāt give your number out to strangers, go clubbing with bigger groups of friends and arrange that some of you stay sober that night, do not leave if you arenāt all together, watch your drinks, you can not trust a cute person you met at a club who brought you a drink, yes that also goes for other women. Do not leave with strangers, potential one night stands are not worth the risk. Do research on the clubs security beforehand, maybe go to the more expensive one with the better reputation, sure you might not be able to go as often but you will be going more save.
Same goes for bars.
All things considered you really want a new relationship try dating within your actual social circle. People your friends have known for a while or maybe long time friends themself. People who are registered at your university and you know have been leaving a social foot print are also more likely to trust. Always aim to go out with people you know others recognize and tell people when you plan to go on a date.
You do not play around when there is human traficing going on in your town guys. Stay save guys.
Reblogging this again for all this additional self defence/safety advice here for if you live somewhere where stuff like this is going onā¦
REBLOG THIS U BAFOON!!!!
feminism never taught me to hate men but it did help me realize that i shouldnāt prioritize them over women & it turns out that alot of men consider that to be hatred lmao.
So if you were in a room with two prisoners; a man and a woman, youād never met, and the gender neutral soldier with the big gun told you to kill one of them, youād automatically shoot the man?
tag yourselves Iām the gender neutral soldier
i cannot tell you how many times this EXACT situation has happened to me
hdjdjsjkk my mum works in retail and one of her coworkers is autistic & mostly doesnt talk unless he has to but yesterday he went out of his way to cross through the crowds of xmas shoppers and dodge a train of trolleys to go up to my mum, gesture to the crowds and say āmichelle. i am losing the will to liveā
Big ass mood
just turned 20; no jokes allowed from here on out .if i see 1 post without a semicolon or the word āeconomyā i will NOT hesitate to block .
not to be a history fucker on main but the whole mystery of the lost colony of roanoke is so fucking funny
governor of the colony: hey Iām gonna go back to england to get more supplies
115 colonists: okay
governor: ends up spending 3 years in england bc of a naval war with spain or some shit
governor: gets back to the colony to find everyone gone
governer: sees the word ācroatoanā, the name of a native american tribe, carved into a post
croatoan tribe: has members and children with blonde hair/blue eyes, pale skin
everyone: what could have happened to the colonists of roanoke
hi! op here. Iām fucking hyperventilating
just started playing mario kart world tour (add me btw 975004755157) so i took a quiz to find out who i should play as and the best news? my gay ass got princess peach OMGGGGGGG
~my~ gay ass got peach too š itās true what they say about people who main peach growing up to be Homosexualsā¢
My lesbian ass got Luigi
the L in LGBTQ is for Luigi
Bowser puts the B in LGBTQ for me, evidently.
Jobs that pay minimum fucking wage shouldnāt be allowed to dictate anything about your appearance
We pay you the bare minimum we legally can but for some reason we think we can force you to change everything about yourself that we donāt like
Just learned that a Japanese term for seahorse is Tatsu no Otoshigo and it literally means ādragonās illegitimate childā
bastard
oh to be a round little bird and to say beep from time to time
