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tyreen the fat-queen

"Rude as hell, superfan. Doodoo head."

"You're fans always say hoe great you are, so doesn't surprise me they'd lie to you about this to!"

" --No where near that size anymore yet. Let's not get too ahead of ourselves, Lil. I'm sure after awhile we'll getcha back to a more... ideal size. Just gotta have faith!"

"You're fans always say hoe great you are, so doesn't surprise me they'd lie to you about this to!"

"Calling me a hoe, that's just diabolical."

"I did not! Where are you getting this information from? Is your information network that shit?"

"Just say you hate me, I can't take it any longer! My heart... It's aching so, so much. I think it might just kill me!"

"I literally haven't even... oh i feel a headache coming. Why is that what usually happens when i talk to you?"

"No clue. Can't be a good thing, though. If you want, I can kill you! Should make it go away, nice and easy."

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"Nahhhh, totes kidding! That'd tooootally be a buzzkill. You're waaaayyyy too much fun to just kill."

"....I'm going to set you on fire now."

"Rude as hell, Fireblob."

"You're fans always say hoe great you are, so doesn't surprise me they'd lie to you about this to!"

"Calling me a hoe, that's just diabolical."

"I did not! Where are you getting this information from? Is your information network that shit?"

"Just say you hate me, I can't take it any longer! My heart... It's aching so, so much. I think it might just kill me!"

"I literally haven't even... oh i feel a headache coming. Why is that what usually happens when i talk to you?"

"No clue. Can't be a good thing, though. If you want, I can kill you! Should make it go away, nice and easy."

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"Nahhhh, totes kidding! That'd tooootally be a buzzkill. You're waaaayyyy too much fun to just kill."

"You're fans always say hoe great you are, so doesn't surprise me they'd lie to you about this to!"

"Calling me a hoe, that's just diabolical."

"I did not! Where are you getting this information from? Is your information network that shit?"

"Just say you hate me, I can't take it any longer! My heart... It's aching so, so much. I think it might just kill me!"

"You're fans always say hoe great you are, so doesn't surprise me they'd lie to you about this to!"

#muse: tyreen #dashwatching

"Calling me a hoe, that's just diabolical."

"Riiiight. 'Cause my super fans would totally lie to me. This sucks, Lil— I really thought we were making some progress there."

Tyreen, Lilliths talking shit again!

"She is? Awe, man. That just breaks my poor God-Queen heart!"

Idk Tyreen I've been watching you two during this little episode ya got going on, you really haven't done anything to claim her

"It's a race, not a marathon superfan. Mind games are at play here! Gotta trust the system— and your God-Queen."

"Oh god it's back. I can already feel my pants shrinking. And what you forced me to eat barely counted as food!"

More than pleased with Lilith's defiance, Tyreen gives her knuckles a good crack.

"Hah! Ohhhh, that's the Fireblob I've missed! So you DO want to be bigger? Ohhh man... you really should have just said so, Lil."

Lilith suddenly felt a deep sense of dread and regret run down her spine and settle down into her fat-filled gut and she truly only had one thing to say about the situation since she knew Tyreen wouldn't let her take it back. "Ah hell."

"Still not hearing a "no", soooo.... Sorta tells me everything I need to know."

Pinching her cheek, she'd drag her other hand further down the Siren's body, squeezing at her gut. "Fatass."

I meant denial on her part Tyreen

"I knew that! I mean OBVIOUSLY she's in denial — Lil's stubborn like that. But! I'll get her to fully embrace being mine, mark my words."

Is that what modesty looks like? Looks more like denial

"Wellll that's the thing about opinions, super fan... Everyone's got one! Either way, talk to me when YOU have your very own Siren bestie."

Though i think one person wouldn't mind less God Queen, or maybe she would? Hard to tell

"Hey superfan, I'M not doing anything. My Fireblob wants this just as much as I do— she's just too modest. It's a work in progress kinda thing."

"Oh god it's back. I can already feel my pants shrinking. And what you forced me to eat barely counted as food!"

More than pleased with Lilith's defiance, Tyreen gives her knuckles a good crack.

"Hah! Ohhhh, that's the Fireblob I've missed! So you DO want to be bigger? Ohhh man... you really should have just said so, Lil."

I think we'd all love to see more of the God Queen!

"Awee, that's the spirit superfan! Thankfully, I'm not going anywhere."