ive come to make an announcement. shadow the hedge hog is a bitch ass motherfucker. he pissed on my fucking wife. that's right. he took his hedgehog quilly dick out and pissed on my fucking wife, and he said his dick was "this big~" and i said that's disgusting. so im making a call out post on my tumblr.com. shadow the hedgehog, you have a small dick, it's the size of this walnut except way smaller, and guess what? here's what my dong looks like. BHSHSHSSHSHHHH. that's right baby. all points. no quills. no pillows. look at that, it looks like two balls and a bong. he fucked my wife so im gonna fuck the earth. that's right, this is what you get. my super. lazer. piss. except im not going to piss on the earth. im going to go higher. im pissing on the moon. how do you like that obama? i pissed on the moon you idiot. you have exactly 23 hours before the piss droplets hit the earth. now fuck off.