cleo

partners in crime? partners in everything.

[lustcannibalism]

you have destroyed and betrayed yourself for a nuanced reason

[crazy-minded-girl]

[blorbo-posting]

[bugshroom]

you have only experienced one singular lame as fuck blunt rotation in your life or what… “safety tips” is killing me Who does that. ykw actually everyone in this blunt rotation is my nightmare blunt rotation.

[skopostheorie]

[hungwy]

people born in 2000 should be like 12-14 now. but they’re not. that’s how fucked up our world is now

[how-not-to-human]

The older this post gets the funnier it becomes

[duchesspeggy]

My cousin born in 2000 is a licensed psychologist.

[shepardoftheearth]

that’s how fucked up our world is now

[valentinetheeviljester]

Maybe lean out

[valentinetheeviljester]

[dct239394cvvd098dffgggp]

the BEST THING about America is that one of their timezones is called mountain time. i cannot tell you how funny that is to me. it sure is always time for mountains in one fourth of america

[dct239394cvvd098dffgggp]

1/4 of you guys live like this

[im-mender]

It's important to note that Chekhov's Gun was not originally about foreshadowing, but a piece of advice to playwrights about how every element in a play should have narrative relevance. The corollary to Chekhov's Gun is that if a gun mounted on the wall in act 1 is never used at all in the entirety of the play, then it should be omitted from the play entirely.

[im-mender]

also very true

[elbiotipo]

we don't hate J.J. Abrams enough

[elbiotipo]

Branson Reese, whoever you are, I keep your words in my heart all the time.

[kaijuerotica]

"branson reese, whoever you are" put some respect on the smooth sharks one fear man's name

[doubleca5t]

Hollywood truly does always take the wrong lesson from its success stories

[fairycosmos]

yessssss shame your past self for surviving the only way you knew how to at the time 😍😍😍

[radgepaquet]

obsessed with this interaction where someone has apparently been living with the sincere belief that misha collins threw the shoe at bush

[lethalwizard]

george bush was in office at the same time as john howard and i was like, in primary school, slightly too young to conceptualise Global Politics and all the adults around me spoke about them with the same type of distain so this convinced me for like, seven years, that george bush was an australian prime minister

[lethalwizard]

my reality at age 7:

[arekayic]

there’s something really important to me about how mumbo uses a bit of his own base in his picture of grian’s base… like, it’s just impossible to separate these two. they’re a package deal.

[draculagerard]

the one negative impact of Project Hail Mary is that gay people on tumblr don’t think of Ryan Gosling as the guy from “hey girl I mean they” anymore

[mercyseb]

Next Year's group project

[fairycosmos]

you couldnt imagine what it was like to be 10 years old and listen to radioactive by imagine dragons

[fairycosmos]

its … it’s almost like it was enough to make your systems blow