low quality jjk fake texts with a focus on toxic themes and 'reverse angst' (where reader is the one hurting the other person)
all texts set in modern/ non-jujutsu au and fem!reader.
Minors- i can't stop you from reading, just please don't directly interact with me. thanks!
fiction is not reality. these are made for entertainment solely.
please do not steal or copy. my shit isnt even that good lol
masterlist + faq + about below.
*New texts queued for every Monday and Thursday up until: April 3, 2025. Read FAQ for request info.*
fem!jjk stuck in the friendzone
they're your blind date
best friend fem!jjk finding out you like girls
they lead you on and then turn you down
they lead you on and then turn you down pt 2
they lead you on and then turn you down pt 3
they're your brother's friend (pre relationship)
you talk bad about them (pre relationship)
you call them clingy
they accidentally reveal their feelings (pre relationship)
you cheated on them
you're too close to a coworker
you call them a friend
they share a first with you but you've already done it with someone else
you're in a failing marriage with someone else, part 1
youre in a failing marriage with someone else (and they're your affair partner), pt 2
you accidentally ask them out but they say yes
asking their favorite thing about you
FAQ (will update accordingly)
-app? I use an app called "Fake Chat" to make text images.
-queue? I try to post texts on Monday and Thursday.
-requests? you can send requests BUT i only do them if i have inspo for it. no guarantees. be kind when you request pls dont treat me like a robot
-taglist? nope, sorry. ill try to keep my masterlist updated tho!
-themes i wont write? i dont wont write reader of a certain appearance or quality unless those things personally resonate with me and i feel i can portray them well enough. (example, im not short or skinny so i wont write a reader like that etc...). im not too hot about angst that fcks the reader over without her getting her resolution or smth. everything else just ask, worst i can say is no
-i dont write male!reader or gn!reader. i overthink the wording and then everything sounds all fucked and it stresses me out, sorry.
-no i dont condone the shit i write, its entertainment using fictional characters.
-i wont answer questions in my inbox that can be answered w the above to save time and avoid clog
-why modern!au? easier to focus on writing the romance+drama without situational obstacles in canon. otherwise sukuna would just kill us and choso needs sex ed etc etc
-i understand a lot of shitty themes come up. though it's fiction, a lot is based on reality. it will make you feel things. bad things probably. me too. if you trauma dump, i will not post/respond to it, because i cant give u that healing or help, baby. we're stangers, idk you or the full story, so i cant speak on it. i will, however, witness you with compassion and send you my best wishes mentally.
-hate will likewise be responded to mentally with compassion and love, and promptly deleted.
About
in my 20s, caribbean living in the us. dont know what im doing. idk how to talk to ppl. if i ever answer an ask and i sound off, i promish you its just the tone baby, not me
This blog massively flopped and that's okay because there are a trillion jjk blogs lol.
There isn't enough engagement for it to feel like a worthwhile pay off imo. For example, it took me about 15 hours from start to finish to make+upload 18 posts and I only got ten asks and ZERO requests in like 3 months hahahha, i knew my style was niche but holy shit LOL. Again this is okay, I'd never force anyone to comment or reblog etc especially on something they didnt like!!
During a massive hyperfixation i kinda speedrun making about 50 smaus and thats how this blog came to be. I honestly dont think ill be posting the rest of those any time soon,.. but eventually i guess idk idk lmao. I took a chance with the reverse angst and it didnt work out but im glad i did it anyways!! I had a lot of fun 😌 you guys can unfollow, if i do post later eventually, you can find it in the tags!!
Closing the ask box too incase anyone misses this post! Take care everyone 💖💖💖
a/n: i think choso's love is a bit more immature and self serving, and for sukuna, you need to read between the lines. he's not saying his favorite thing is that you put up with him, but that you continue to stay with him despite him being the way he is. he doesn't acknowledge that he was wrong, but doesn't deny it either, it's just something both him and reader understand. in short, your loyalty. he's a bad man but you stay with him and he's like damn i'm never letting you go. he also thinks a little bit of physicality is hot, so, go ahead and throw that lamp at him
The failing marriage smau is soooo good omg. I love it so much esp the variety in how the men and y/n react to the whole thing.
Also yuuji calling y/n aunty instead of mom at the end was such a nice touch
Thank youuuu!! It was very fun and interesting to write :) and yeahh i have my own (unpopular) characterization of the jjk characters and i lean heavily onto those in order to write my smaus. I was actually going to make a post on it lol
And yes!! I have some smaus where it's established relationship reader x sukuna and yuuji calls her aunty in those too so it was nice to write the switch up :')
Loved the new post 💗 I think Geto may have gotten left out bc he's mentioned in the blurb?
TYSM! <3333 Yeahhh i wrote those a while ago and already deleted the screenshots and since it's been over a month, it permanently deleted 🥲 I'll have to have back into the app and try to find it again when I get the chance to retake the screenshots! I have about 50 smaus done so it might take a while to find anyways lol. If I get the chance, I'll post it separately some other time! Ty for letting me know 🥰
they share a first with you but you've already done it with someone else
modern!au, fem!reader / angst+fluff
cw: virgin!gojo, virgin!choso and virgin!sukuna implied, choso slutshaming(?)
a/n: tbf choso was supposed to be his first time smoking but im not a fan so lol. also goddamn the way i had to think of something that hoe toji has NOT done
cw: angst, cheating, toxic relationships, sexual mentions, geto matching reader's toxicity, manipulation, blackmail mentions, excessive cursing in sukuna's
a/n: took the excuses reader uses directly from men irl do not blame me if they sound shitty lmfao only he told me it was his sister not his cousin!! ew!!. ngl i didnt like how this came out but oh well lol. i really feel like toji would be too tired and settled for this shit, and at this point sukuna cant leave you so he'll prob just make ur life hell and call it love <3
The 'You Talk Bad About Them' was SO good!! It's nice to see reader being a bitch sometimes and I also loved how Gojo just dumped her then and there. Gojo, Choso and Sukuna's ones definitely don't deserve redemption. Not sure about Nanami and Geto. Toji's one was the only redeemable one in my opinion.
I specialize in bitchy reader bc i dont think we see enough of her so im glad to hear thatttt!!!! I have A LOT of smaus coming up where reader is an.... awful person, forget being a bitch. Yall gonna hate her fr
Gojo's and Choso's reader are irredeemable imo, because reader is directly talking about a big aspect of them disrespectfully, that she can't accept. Should they get in a relationship, it would be really toxic because they would always have those words in the back of their mind and be second guessing. Also reader's true thoughts.... not good.
Nanami's was harsh but I do think it can be possibly mended if they spoke about it. Something like Kento kind of admits he's work minded (AFTER she apologizes) so reader shows him how to loosen up a bit. In the end they're holding hands and walking into a flowery sunset like "thank you for giving me a second chance, ken" "thank you for showing me life is worth living, darling" kinda beat 💓
Sukuna ...... tbh..... he's just playing with her. Thinks she's interesting. Gonna piss her off behind closed doors and make her play the good girl in public. Lowkey gonna blackmail her to go along with his b.s or her family is kicked off the gala list. Yes, it's a threat, but that's how he flirts. When he got the message from reader, I like to think instead of getting mad, he just smirked (HOTTTT)
The “You Talk bad about them” smau is killing me! 😭😭😭😭😭
Nooooooooo Gojo, Nanami and Choso’s were so mean!!! 😭😭😭😭😭
Do we have a redemption arc???? 😭😭😭
You know I was really going to do a pt2 but I thought about it and tbh, i dont think reader quite deserves it in this case for those 3 lol. Especially because if the situation was reversed and they said that about US, I wouldn't wanna redeem them either lol
Buttttt, Thursday is a mix of light angst+fluff and next Monday is fluff smau 🥰 pls look forward to it 🤗
