[buckoffpotter-blog]

Oh, for fucks sake.

[peterfuckinpettigrew-alesi]

You transfigured yourself into a woman? What were you even trying to do?

[buckoffpotter-blog]

I didn't. I accidentally took a potion.

[buckoffpotter-blog]

Oh, for fucks sake.

[peterfuckinpettigrew-alesi]

What the fuck happened to you?

[buckoffpotter-blog]

I have no idea. That's why I need your help. You were better at transfiguration than I was.

[buckoffpotter-blog]

Oh, for fucks sake.

[peterfuckinpettigrew-alesi]

I’m sorry, but I’ve got a boyfriend.

[buckoffpotter-blog]

And I'm married with a kid. -sighs a little and looks down like oh ya i'm a woman- Oh. Right. It's me. James. Y'know. One of your best friends since you were 11. Now come with me.

[buckoffpotter-blog]

Oh, for fucks sake.

[peterfuckinpettigrew-alesi]

-bumps into- Oh. Sorry, ma’am.

[buckoffpotter-blog]

Peter? Perfect. -grabs his arm- You're coming with me. 

[buckoffpotter-blog]

Oh, for fucks sake.

[lily-notevans-blog]

Good. -is taking food up idek roll with me here- How was your day?

[buckoffpotter-blog]

Good, yea. Some kid got hit in the bits by a bludger, but other than that it was rather uneventful. 

[lily-notevans-blog]

-comes back with Harry b/c cute sleepy youngin- Love you too. 

[buckoffpotter-blog]

-takes whatever food it was off the stove top i guess so it don't over cook before turning back to lily and grinning- Love you more. -takes harry bc he's been at work all day or st and has missed his lil man :')-

[lily-notevans-blog]

I know your history. -goes off to check on harry- 

[buckoffpotter-blog]

I hate you. -cooks and stuff and dOESN'T BURN ANYTHING ha suck on that-

[lily-notevans-blog]

Love you. Don’t burn anything as I go check on Harry.

[buckoffpotter-blog]

You have so little faith.

[buckoffpotter-blog]

Smartass.

It's what I do best.

[lily-notevans-blog]

Now come help me with this. -dinner-

[buckoffpotter-blog]

If I must. -pushes off the counter and idk starts chopping potatos or st-

[buckoffpotter-blog]

I have to do something.

Buy him a massive block of chocolate?

[buckoffpotter-blog]

He's lied to me about James. Why will no one listen?! I'm not mad.

I know you're not mad, mate. You're just trying to look after your friend. We all are. I offered to pay for the potions for him, but he said he'd rather go to the ministry. You have to trust 'im. It's not gonna be any good if you go in there all angry. It'll make it worse for him, if anything.

[lily-notevans-blog]

Thank you. -this is a kiss- 

[buckoffpotter-blog]

Oh, er, you're welcome? 

[buckoffpotter-blog]

My friends wouldn't leave him to find his way with a broken arm.

-sighs in a really huffy way- Exactly. You can't just blame the entire ministry. It's not like it's the aurors, or the women who work at the front desks, or even the bloody department of magical creatures. Normal every day workers have no control over this. You need to actually talk to him.

[lily-notevans-blog]

Yes. He calmed down a bit after that. I’m worried about him. D’you think he’s okay?

[buckoffpotter-blog]

'M sure he's fine. Kids have bad dreams all the time. But if you're really worried we can take him to see the Healer tomorrow.

[themarauder--moony]

James… Of course I remember but it remains the same, I’m not letting you or anyone else pay for those potions. And that’s to be expected, the whole coming out more beaten up than when I went in. Sort of goes hand in hand with turning into a werewolf every month.

[buckoffpotter-blog]

But at least you used to never be cooped up with a bunch of other werewolves. -sighs again- There's no changing your mind on this? Because if there isn't, you really need to talk to Sirius, seeing as he's convinced they're torturing you and he's pretty much read to run in there and kill everyone he sees.