Madara’s Thicc

Madara’s Thicc Dick Thicc Thighs Thicc Skull

[madarasthicc]

Welcome!!!

Welcome to my blog, Madarasthicc, I go by Aison or Sane or Sanemadness. I post a lot of Naruto shit here. Plus sprinkles of other random shit. My main is twhiddlestonmuses.

I do also roleplay as Madara on here so feel free to drop an ask or a message if you’re interested in plotting something. My Madara is definitely not as evil, but he’s definitely a lil spicy.

I’m 30+ yrs old, I have 10+ years of role playing experience on tumblr, I do long and short replies depending on what we plan and previous response. I roleplay and post nsfw stuff so MDNI.

I also have headcanons of Madara’s family that is technically from my fic Map to Hope: a Madara x Fem reader. If you’re interested in reading it search Masterlist or the tag Map to Hope on my blog. I’ve got fics about Madara’s family on here and my AO3 under Sanemadness.

[madarasthicc]

“I mean … Myo wouldn’t necessarily forbid Toga from speaking to you … Myo doesn’t tell me what to do.” Madara shrugged. “Just be aware, if you become friends with Toga he’s going to follow you around and never shut up.” He pointed out.

“Boyish charm? Is that what you’re calling it now?” Madara snorted. “Calling someone beautiful depending on how you said it could be seen as flirting. I’ll keep an eye out and try to let you know.”

[senjuhashirama]

Hashirama nodded as he rushed to Madara's home.

"I don't mind people following me. I'm used to that. I once had a peck of budgies following me," he said with a confidence of someone who actually believed it.

"I tell everyone they are beautiful, Madara," he admitted as they finally reached the house. "Wait, are you sure they're not home? Is this a trap?" he raised his eyebrow, full of doubt.

[madarasthicc]

Madara stared at Hashirama, “between the two of us, who is the sensor here?” He asked as he moved past Hashirama to open the door.

“I promise you, no one is home. If I had to guess- Kuro is with his girlfriend, Izuna is out with friends, Toga is in the library, and Myo is out on a mission. It’s fine.” He added. “Come on in, I’ll get snacks and sake.”

[anomalianmultifandom]

*"Do you think we could be together in another life?"*

*"Why not in this one?"*

......

*"I'm sorry, Madara..."*

[madarasthicc]

“Are you scared of my brothers?” Madara snorted. “Izuna is the only who bites.” He teased. “Kuro doesn’t hate you, nor does Hikaku, distrust maybe but you won me over. You’ll get those two eventually.”

“I’ve got some sake, but I’m limiting your intake. Can’t have you running amok in the Uchiha compound and causing a stir with all the aunties and grandmas.” Madara teased. “Though I think some wouldn’t mind.”

[senjuhashirama]

"Who wouldn't be scared of your brothers, Madara? There's four of them. Four, that's like a whole pack of dogs. And they look at me like I wandered into the compounds by accident and started touching their heirlooms," Hashirama laughed, when Madara said he's limiting his intake. "I stopped doing that. I decided I will not be a menace anymore," he exclaimed aloud. "But you have very cute grandmas and aunties. They're not like your brothers. They like me… I think," he leaned in and followed Madara home.

[madarasthicc]

“But Togakushi is literally mochi, he’s too soft and sweet to be any real threat to anyone much less you.” Madara pointed. “Now the real one you have to worry about is Myo, yeah he’ll rip your head off and parade it around on a stick.” He only slightly joked.

“Don’t even think about hitting on any grannies or aunties, they may look sweet but they are vicious. I know it.” Madara added, shaking his head. “Oh you’re not going to be a menace? I’ll believe it when I see it.”

[senjuhashirama]

"I would love to be their friend, but I feel like even if I befriended Togakushi, Myo would forbid him from speaking to me," he explained.

"How can I get Myo to like me?" he asked, a little nervous. The Uchihas were like a pack. A pack he couldn't get into.

"I... I wasn't trying to hit on them. I was just using my boyish charm, Madara. Why do you think I was flirting? Is that flirting? I don't think so... I told them they are beautiful only because I'm kind!" he tried to defend his honor with all his might.

"You will see. I will be just quietly playing cards with you," he promised.

[madarasthicc]

“I mean … Myo wouldn’t necessarily forbid Toga from speaking to you … Myo doesn’t tell me what to do.” Madara shrugged. “Just be aware, if you become friends with Toga he’s going to follow you around and never shut up.” He pointed out.

“Boyish charm? Is that what you’re calling it now?” Madara snorted. “Calling someone beautiful depending on how you said it could be seen as flirting. I’ll keep an eye out and try to let you know.”

[powerful-owl]

pick one

your ship goes canon

your favorite ao3 writer drops 100k of your ship + your favorite trope

Voting ended onJun 10

[scifigrl47]

I mean, canon hasn't gotten anything right yet, why would I possibly think canonizing my ship would be their first win?

[morellore]

I was very funny at the moment of drawing

[titsay]

dear friend

[memehq2099]

[fashionredalert]

@highend-fade @inwiste

[lesly-oh]

Granita 🏴‍☠️

[gentlier]

What is your eye color?

A 10, 17, 40, or 50

A 20, 30, or 60

C 20, 30, or 40

D 10, 30, 37, or 50

D 20, 34, 40, or 60

T 7, 10, 15, or 17

T 20, 30, 40, or 50

BOTH of my eyes are two different colors.

ONE of my eyes is two different colors.

I don’t have eyes.

Voting ended onJun 10

[madarasthicc]

Madara, you talk big. But results? Tiny.

@sincerelytajima

“Excuse me?” Madara blinked a few times. “Did you hit your head?” He had no idea where this came from.

@sincerelytajima

[imapuppetqueer]

Gotta catch em all

[floating-goblin-deactivated2021]

the unholy trinity of piss-poor caretakers, tag yourself:

tomboy, meaning "this child is clearly queer but let's hope it goes away"

sensitive, meaning "clearly neurodivergent and often distressed but let's keep going until they grow numb"

mature, meaning "traumatized but let's ignore that"

[sepiascissors]

quiet, meaning "has been yelled at or ignored a few too many times and now considers all attempts at communicating with others to be pointless"

self-sufficient, meaning "next to zero trust in parental figures' ability in various aspects of parenting"

lazy, meaning "depressed, but expected to preform tasks or actions without positive support or knowledge of how to do things"

[interestingmistakes]

Reblogging this manually. Op doesn't want credit for fear of being terminated.

[berysse]

Someone asked me on twitter to draw Naruto in Maggie Simpson's star snowsuit ⭐

[madarasthicc]

“Are you scared of my brothers?” Madara snorted. “Izuna is the only who bites.” He teased. “Kuro doesn’t hate you, nor does Hikaku, distrust maybe but you won me over. You’ll get those two eventually.”

“I’ve got some sake, but I’m limiting your intake. Can’t have you running amok in the Uchiha compound and causing a stir with all the aunties and grandmas.” Madara teased. “Though I think some wouldn’t mind.”

[senjuhashirama]

"Who wouldn't be scared of your brothers, Madara? There's four of them. Four, that's like a whole pack of dogs. And they look at me like I wandered into the compounds by accident and started touching their heirlooms," Hashirama laughed, when Madara said he's limiting his intake. "I stopped doing that. I decided I will not be a menace anymore," he exclaimed aloud. "But you have very cute grandmas and aunties. They're not like your brothers. They like me… I think," he leaned in and followed Madara home.

[madarasthicc]

“But Togakushi is literally mochi, he’s too soft and sweet to be any real threat to anyone much less you.” Madara pointed. “Now the real one you have to worry about is Myo, yeah he’ll rip your head off and parade it around on a stick.” He only slightly joked.

“Don’t even think about hitting on any grannies or aunties, they may look sweet but they are vicious. I know it.” Madara added, shaking his head. “Oh you’re not going to be a menace? I’ll believe it when I see it.”

[nvimsley]

couldn't sleep so painted some bugs real quick