Bucks-A-Billion

MAKE YERSELF AT HOME!!

[bucksabillion]

What turns you on more, people winning or people going broke?

HEY now, nobody said I get turned on from my job!! I’m a very clean and professional man!Ignorin’ yer oh-so-crude, way ‘a puttin’ this askhmmDepends!If a fella walks in and goes broke after spendin $5, I ain’t JUDGIN’, but I mean, I gotta run a business here!!If a fella walks in and wins a bunch, and ends up spendin’ a good deal a cash ta get those wins, I mean, even if he walks out with a profit, I’m happy fer him!! Cuz my customers’ happiness means the world ta me!!!But again, gotta run a business!! Guess the more money that’s fed through me, better it is fer me!!

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How's your dad

The ol’ boss is fine!! I thinkHaven’t seen ‘im in a while!Prolly super proud ‘a me by now!I should visit him fer father’s day!!I’ll take a pic, don’t worry you’ll get ta see it

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What's in the back room? (I mean, what do you tell other people is in the back room because I already know)

HOW DO YOU KNOW WHAT’S IN THE BACK ROOM

Yer just yankin’ my chain, nobody gets past MY security!It’s all just a buncha janitorial stuff anyway, mops, rags, spare trash cans, carpet cleaners, etc etc, just things ta keep my casino nice and spiffy!!Reason it’s locked up is cuz that kinda stuff is visual pollution!! I ain’t lettin supplies ruin MY aesthetic!!

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is your tongue legal tender

My tongue can be illegally tender

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Do ever like actually playing any of your games or are you purely the host. What's your favourite card game. What's your favourite card game besides baccarat

OF COURSE I like playin’ my own games!! I mean, if ya see a chef who doesn’t eat his own food, whatcha gonna think about his food?? Prolly ain’t that good!!My games are all top notch, so of COURSE I’m gonna play ‘em too!!AND WHO SAID BACCARAT’S MY FAVORITEI’m a fan ‘a black jack and cheat!! But I mean, baccarat’s fun tooAin’t gonna lie, go fish is a nice chill game!

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What is your favourite thing in the world that isn't money or yourself

MON-- oh.MYSE- wh.

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Makin this difficult fer me....

THE HAPPINESS ‘A MY CUSTOMERS OF COURSE!!!!!!!!!!!!Lad’s up there too!! He’s a swell guy!!

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I just wanted to let you know that you are the love of my life and I would play your games til I went broke and died

YER THE IDEAL CUSTOMER!! Couldn’t dream up a better guest if I tried!! Feel free ta do these things you mentioned!! Hugs and kisses!!! xoxo