[james blunt voice] goodbye my lovers

(i'm truly listening to james blunt as i type this. its v emotional.) but yes um. i think i'm turning into a zombie so i'm gonna remove myself from tumblr. maybe learn how to make wind-chimes and like feed some birds and try to be a human being. i don't know. i've learned a lot of cool stuff from you guys and i've loved crying about beautiful babes with you all! please realize that the next cat to lick your hand will be possessed by my heart and soul's love for you. i will act through that cat's tongue. that will be my loving sandpaper farewell. xoxo (sorry this is super dramatic and i have terrible willpower so i'll probably be back like.. in an hour haha)

[samswarek]

[donniedarkosarchive]

[freaksandgeek]

top 6 freaks and geeks characters [as voted by my followers]   #4: NICK ANDOPOLIS

[orcses]

[bucktoothfairy1]

Good luck, cowboy.

[dsdsfdgd-deactivated20150704]

[bucktoothfairy1]

This guy… he does NOT get women, and women do NOT get him. You know? They just had a— you know, they butt heads like crazy. And…and he does not get sex, you know? Sex is the thing that’s really weird. You know? ‘Cause the last time he made sex with a girl it was, like, gross, dude. It was just super-gross. And she found him to be gross and the whole thing was just gross. And then she, you know, later on… she said, “Oh, I have a kid now and it’s your kid.” And  he was, like, ready to raise this kid. And he was like, “I don’t even know if… I don’t even know if I had sex right to have a kid.” You know? ‘Cause it was so gross. And just cold and wet and just gross. And, like, every time he thinks about sex he gets a little sick, you know what I mean? 

[its-arrested-development]

[bufflehanearchive]

favourite characters > gina linetti, brooklyn nine nine

[huffpost]

[lawyerupasshole]

[christianslater]

[bucktoothfairy1]

So what, you want me to hear your confession and absolve you of all your sins?

[childishsgambino]

[psych-facts]

I long so much to make beautiful things. But beautiful things require effort and disappointment and perseverance.

Vincent van Gogh  (via mirroir)

[bucktoothfairy1]

EMERGENCY BROADCAST: JONAH HILL HAS A SISTER AND HER NAME IS BEANIE AND SHE IS AS CUTE IF NOT CUTER THAN HIM THIS IS AN EMERGENCY SHUT THE WORLD DOWN I AM SCREAMING OH MY GOD LOOK AT HER LITTLE HANDS THEY BOTH HAVE TINY HANDS IM CRYING THEY ARE SO CUTE I WISH I WAS HER PURSE JUST CHILLIN ON HER BOOTY NESTLED IN BETWEEN THEM OH MY GOD IM OVERWHELMED

THE HILLS

[controlyourface-deactivated2018]

Matthew McConaughey reads Mean Tweets (X)

[cozy-sweaters-and-shiny-things]

What if spiderman didn't live in new york city and he lived in the country instead. He'd have nothing to swing from. He'd just be a man crawling in a field.

[amanitacaplan]