The Name's Than, Jonathan

I am but a humble dude.

[filthburger]

[filthburger]

my name isn't even david

[viralfrog]

[gaymerkittycat]

[hometoursandotherstuff]

[scenetorrents]

dog im not reading that *collapses unconscious onto the floor* *gets back up but i look more sinister this time and red eyes* *more sinisterer voice* Dog... Let me read that..

[bobacupcake]

cities are awesome because you'll like see one from far away and it's like. wow thats a City (object) . but then another time youll like be actually in the city and it will be like. wow this is a City (place). and im standing next to the building i saw from when i saw before this is building from City (object) but now its building from City (place). you understand

[dandelionmoss]

it must feel so good to put a relevant xkcd on your lecture slides

[shrine-of-the-exoletus]

Maybe I should go to therapy

[penisdickcockpenis]

[blignick]

[estrogenesis-eeveeangelion]

some kind of worm from the ground i think

[magicratfingers]

[charl0ttan]

horses cant scratch themselves but humans cant go fast. we support this legandary partnership

[druggonaut]

Wrong! Humans irrelevant and obsolete now

[charl0ttan]

agnostic horse: we just dont know where scratch posts come from

[yamada-ryo]

it implies a "postcum"

[trans-ralsei]

the postcum movement encompasses a variety of artistic, cultural and philosophical movements. it emerged in the mid 20th century as a skeptical response to cum,

[postcum]

I have never felt more seen

[drslouch]

if you ever forget the difference between a monkey and an ape, just remember: it's an ape when it's inside the volcano, and a monkey when it's hanging from the ceiling

[dogpuppy]

[catsandwich-deactivated20240213]

This is a literal sexual harassment training video we had to complete

[quendergeer]

i assumed this was porn

[carolsturka]

you have to be in a certain specific mood to listen to classic rock because sometimes a guy is playing his guitar and you're just like shut the fuck up man

[tarantula-hawk-wasp]

Shout out to the phrase “I’m going to become the joker” for capturing a very specific and real emotion

[ashes2caches]

one time a guy friend told me he was quitting league of legends and literally two weeks later she was on estrogen. these events are intrinsically connected in my mind.

[eightyonekilograms]

There is still time [to stop playing league of legends]

[griffonatrix]

[thysilus]

man im high af thought house was talkin to a mini wilson