Buds Ballads

[beholdingslut]

this guy is systematically undoing the world

[budballads-blog]

Person: "YOU SPEAK ANOTHER LANGUAGE?!"

Me: "Yeah..."

Person: "SAY SOMETHING IN IT!"

Me: -Forgets entire language-

[hedonist--poet-deactivated20240]

I either eat too much or starve myself. Sleep for 14 hours or have insomniac nights. Fall in love very hard or hate passionately. I don’t know what grey is. I never did.

(via sarab34r)

[slugzone]

theres a giant burning orb in the sky and it can burn your flesh, it can give you diseases, it can kill you, looking directly at it causes physical pain, and we all think this is okay. we like this orb.  we like to go outside and lie around on our backs when this orb is in the sky. children draw cute pictures of this levitating death orb with a smiley face on it. what is wrong with us

[slugzone]

theres a giant burning orb in the sky and it can burn your flesh, it can give you diseases, it can kill you, looking directly at it causes physical pain, and we all think this is okay. we like this orb.  we like to go outside and lie around on our backs when this orb is in the sky. children draw cute pictures of this levitating death orb with a smiley face on it. what is wrong with us

[flawfreeblog-deactivated2023032]

[dutchster]

do twins ever realize one of them was unplanned

[castiel-fallsnomore]

As a twin yes we do. We also argue over who was the “buy one” and who was the “get one free”.

[budballads-blog]

Found at theCHIVE:

[budballads-blog]

[manofprose]

I looked and looked at her, and I knew, as clearly as I know that I will die, that I loved her more than anything I had ever seen or imagined on earth. She was only the dead-leaf echo of the nymphet from long ago - but I loved her, this Lolita, pale and polluted and big with another man’s child. She could fade and wither - I didn’t care. I would still go mad with tenderness at the mere sight of her face.

Vladimir Nabokov, Lolita (via man-of-prose)

[linguisticsyall]

People at work keep laughing about the Olympics in Sochi and then quickly apologizing to me because they think I’m Russian. I don’t speak Russian because I’m Russian. I can speak Russian because I’m weird.

[thebatteursssss]

once in kindergarten a girl asked me to write “super girl” on her arm since i was the only kid who could write so i wrote “shit” on her arm and i hid under the table for like 30 minutes then the teacher found me and yelled at me then called my parents and my dad laughed so hard he cried

[nearlyvintage]

Adrien Brody

[budballads-blog]

He used to look better with his mustache

[halseycon]

Bruno Mars killed it

[budballads-blog]

He totally did

[asapantho]

I still check on you.

[skipxd]

No matter what happened between us, or how long its been since we last talked, I still care, I wanna know you’re doing and feeling. I don’t stalk you but just enough to know you’re okay because you’re still that person I miss and the person who will always be in my heart.

[gowniak2]

[theeraserhead]

Fight Club Trivia: Author Chuck Palahniuk first came up with the idea for the novel after being beaten up on a camping trip when he complained to some nearby campers about the noise of their radio. When he returned to work, he was fascinated to find that nobody would mention or acknowledge his injuries, instead saying such commonplace things as “How was your weekend?” Palahniuk concluded that the reason people reacted this way was because if they asked him what had happened, a degree of personal interaction would be necessary, and his workmates simply didn’t care enough to connect with him on a personal level. It was his fascination with this societal ‘blocking’ which became the foundation for the novel.

[lisasyl-deactivated20190922]

stop being cute or come be cute in my bed