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[weatherbane3]

[buddy-sentry]

Starter call initiating.

Boop like for a brotocol. 

[buddy-sentry]

Mun, after she found out this blog already has 30+ followers.

Thank you. I’ll be posting a starter call for tomorrow.

[buddy-sentry]

Resemblance confirmed. Conclusion: buddy-bro. >> @commander-holt

Halt. Your characteristics match the file "hahahaShotsFiredBro.jpg" supplied by Pidgeon-1-Matt-0. Activating pre-programmed response: "You hold the information, you hold the cards. Your life is mine now. Remember how you blackmailed me with our fishing trip photos? Remember how I did your housework for a week? Of course you do. Please serve cake and soda to my room at 20:00." That is all. Do you want to fist-bump, bro?

[buddy-sentry]

>> Protocol: bromance. Brotocol. >> @leaderchosen

Accessing bromance database. Scanning ideal candidate. Processing. Diagnosis: broad shoulders, arm guns, bulging abs - ideal silhouette confirmed. Bro, we should totally hang out.

[buddy-sentry]

Scan complete. Attempting to assess relationship as: homie. >>@bladechosen

Sick blade, bro. Looks sharp enough to pierce a metastable alltrope of carbon. Beep.

[buddy-sentry]

Initiating promotion: ██████]99%

My range of competency covers the following criteria:

Being a lit mofo lawn mower-flying coolbuster homie bro buddy best-man. Yeea. Woop-de-doop.

RP blog for everyone's favorite sentry. Crack-heavy, non-selective. Come in to have a crazy (good) time. Like and reblog to interact and spread the love.

[buddy-sentry]

I found some sick beats. Beep.

[artemis-the-sinister]

Lance in season 5