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Linked Universe Handwriting/Script Analysis
Hi. Had to know for my own fanfic. Decided to share my findings. Sorry if it's been done before, I just couldn't find it. All script information is taken from the Zelda wiki. Let's dive right in.
This is what we're given. Good to know: Time, Sky and Twilight all have their own scripts. Four and Wind both use the script from the "Era without a Hero." The remaining four also all use the same script.
At the very top is Time's script and thus also his handwriting. (This also makes sense as he's the first to arrive at the inn, with Twilight.)
Up next, Hyrule and Four arrived at the inn.
Hyrule wrote his name first.
Then Four.
Then Warriors and Wind arrived at the inn. (Wind is talking to Four upstairs, and Warriors is downstairs when the innkeeper asks him how many of his friends are staying, right before Legend and Sky enter.)
First Warriors. (Of course his handwriting is the fanciest.)
Then Wind.
After the innkeeper talks to Warriors, we see Legend and Sky enter.
Legend writes his name first.
Then Sky.
Finally, after calming down, Wild arrives at the inn, too.
And after Twilight recovers, he also writes down his name.
So, all together, we get this:
Alright. That's it. That's the post! Thank you for reading! Hope this is of use to some of you.
Good news: He woke up! That's his bracelet!
Bad news: "You better come after me!" Means they probably won't...
The way it just keeps going... just silent horror and grief... Aoi holding back Nene...
Where does Demise come into all this?
So, earlier this year I made this post regarding Demise having been on the earth before the Golden Goddesses descended. And while I still believe this to be true (because I can't imagine the Goddesses making malevolent beings themselves—and these beings also aren't even made of Light Force, afaik, therefore they are not their creation), I really need to know how Demise and Null were both trapped underneath the earth. Since, you know, Demise broke through and all.
It feels like they partially retconned things for the lore of this game, which seems to be the Zelda devs' specialty. I know they make things up as they go, but like, at least make an effort to not completely discard the lore you previously established?
There's no way that I'm supposed to imagine something like this:
Where did Demise even come from? Did he just kinda come from outer space or another dimension, saw all the beautiful green earth and said, "Yeah, this one will do." I doubt that Null made him?
If anyone has any idea let me know, I'd love to hear just about anything.
What if we're picking Lil Judd's motivation for being evil.
For anyone out of the loop, it's genuinely no secret that he is the one that has taken over Grizzco after Mr Grizz bit the dust, and that he's probably going to be Splat4's villain. He's gotten fuzzier in 3 (which has a plot about making everyone fuzzy), he represents the "bad guys" when judging turf and anarchy matches, his deck in tableturf consists of salmonid cards (including the Mr. Grizz card), he has concept art with a Grizzco eyepatch on, etc etc.
I am writing this without a draft and I'm very chaotic so bear with me please.
There's all these pieces that I'm trying to connect and some good theorist might have to help me out here.
In one of the earliest chapters of the story, we learn that Amane was supposed to be a teacher. It was written in his book in the 5pm bookstacks.
Tsuchigomori says that he is supposedly the only person to change his future, but I am now getting the feeling that that's not the case. He is not the person changing his future, but it is our trio (Teru, Akane and Nene) that change his future, because they are not from this timeline. It makes sense that the bookstacks can't predict something irregular like that.
I can't tell which "future" for Amane was the original one, or which timeline came first. Sort of chicken-or-the-egg-timeloop type deal.
There's also some other things that I'm trying to make sense of.
Obviously Amane is involved in Tsukasa's new myth somehow, but I have no idea in what way or why. At first, Amane smiling all creepy like that made me think that he was actually Tsukasa, and the child we see running around is Amane, and that he died from his illness as a child. But that doesn't make any sense, because...
They are together here, while Amane is fixing up the clock, so he can freely control time, presumably to change the outcome of something.
I wonder if maybe past him meets Nene & squad and they tell him to fix up the clock and go to the past, to undo whatever the Clock Keepers did?
Not to mention what will happen when do finally go back to the timeline we are familiar with. Surely the Clock Keepers' yorishiro will be destroyed then, and then Hanako's/Tsukasa as well, and then someone can make a wish to "God" (likely Hanako trying to wish for Nene to be spared) or everything will be destroyed like Sakura said.
I'm really trying to make sense of everything all together, everything we've learned in all the arcs in this manga. This is some masterful writing to do this much setup through the entirety of the story, and then it's all going to come together near the end.
after some googling i found out that link does move his mouth in twilight princess cutscenes, so he does talk, but if you hc that link is mute it makes this scene 20x funnier because midna's like "say nothing if you think i'm hot 😏 why, thank you!"
I do this sexy thing called “emotional regulation” which is where i have big feelings and i make cards about it and stick them in my emotion cards collection and do fuckall about the emotions themselves and anyways update still in the loverboy arena over here
"It would take a war" is supposed to hint at this being Asa/Yoru.
But I mean, how would they know the location of (what I'm assuming is) a top secret facility, where Denji is being kept...
Reze's shoes/socks also kind of fit.
And I'd bet a Russian spy would know a lot more about facilities such as these...
the tension between them this chapter… lwk thought they were gonna kiss
OP you left out the best panel
The Golden Goddesses are Colonizers
I've had this theory in my mind for a while, and finally decided to write it down.
Hyrule was, before the Golden Goddesses came down, "chaos." "Time" did not exist yet (even though the Golden Goddesses are said to have existed "forever" so there must be a starting point somewhere. Anyway. Time shenanigans). Neither life nor spirits existed yet either.
Din, with her strong arms, cultivated (interesting choice of words, by the way) the land. Nayru, with her wisdom, gave the land the spirit of law. And Farore, with her rich soul, produced all lifeforms who would uphold the law.
I do believe Hylia was created to uphold the law of "time," and so she became the Goddess of Time. She was also tasked with protecting the Triforce that the Goddesses left behind.
Time passes, until:
One dark, fateful day, the earth cracked wide and malevolent forces rushed forth from the fissure, in pursuit of the Triforce.
Now, I don't know what the Golden Goddesses were thinking, but I do believe they had no reason to create malevolent forces underneath the earth, or any kind of forces at all that should uphold "laws" down there.
No, what I believe is that these lifeforms existed before the Golden Goddesses came down, and the "chaos" that was described above, was just these monsters living the only way they know how.
The Goddesses basically barged in, put some land on top of these creatures' heads, and started decorating in a way they thought was nice.
It is no wonder, then, that Demise dug his way out to the surface, saw the Triforce, and said: "I would LOVE to take this place back with that power."
To him, it is likely the Golden Goddesses and Hylia who are the villains.
His hate for the Goddesses never perishes. "It is born anew in a cycle with no end."
His most popular incarnation (Ganondorf) seeks to always rule Hyrule. Demise's hate, envy, and will are ingrained into his very soul.
I also think that for many people, Totk Ganondorf was "disappointing" due to a lack of characterization. But I also think that, at the end of the day, Ganondorf's character is always the same: he is the personification of Demise's need for revenge, and to rule what was stolen from him.
does anyone have that out-of-bounds gif of the cutscene in skyview. Please I need it to buy food for my family
The Adventure of the Ancient Hero: The Merging of all Timelines
For all those that have played mainline Zelda games (namely Ocarina of Time, Twilight Princess and Wind Waker) know that the Rito and Gerudo existing both in past-Totk and modern-Totk with direct descendants is… strange. The Rito don’t exist in most timelines (and when they do, they look nothing like how they do in Botw and Totk), and the Gerudo are implied to go extinct in TP (or there are very, very little of them left, and they fled Hyrule, because the desert is barren and abandoned.)
The Rito, Zora, Gerudo and Gorons all coexisting for thousands of years and having direct descendants far into the future (and those descendants having the same appearance) made me think: what if it all takes place on its own timeline? But if it’s all on its own timeline… then why are many, many of the previous games referenced in Botw/Totk?
I’ve never written such a long theory before (and such a complicated one), so I hope I explained everything well enough for other people to follow. (Also, a note before we begin: this entire theory is based on the assumption that Totk’s past takes place sometime after Skyward Sword.)
Let’s get into it!
MY WIFE ITS MY WIFE
SHE'S BACK AND SHE HAS A SOMEWHAT UPGRADED DESIGN!! NEW EYEPATCH!! LACE TURTLENECK OR CHOKER!!!
THAT FIGHT WAS LITERALLY OVER BEFORE IT EVEN BEGAN SHE FUCKED THEM UP
Favourite Post-Totk Zelda Design?
Normal/Canon Zelda
With some dragon-ish features (sharp teeth, horns, claws) but normal overall
More "beastly" or Zonai-like
Just a whole ass dragon with a consciousness
Other (feel free to answer in tags)