buddyblanc.txt

alleged 'tattoo'd sweetheart' & owner of 'dress sense'; rumours of 'dancing ability' remain unconfirmed

[longseasons]

[gwydionmisha]

Bonus: If I buy a book I get to keep it! The publisher can't turn up at my house at random and confiscate all the books I bought.

[buddyblanc]

I. WRONG:

II. WRONG:

[buddyblanc]

III. WRONG:

[longseasons]

[gwydionmisha]

Bonus: If I buy a book I get to keep it! The publisher can't turn up at my house at random and confiscate all the books I bought.

[buddyblanc]

I. WRONG:

II. WRONG:

[disterbia]

[unification]

i want a coca cola that calls me to action and makes me forget who i am

[buddyblanc]

[thebestcomicbookpanels]

"The Imitation Man" from Journey Into Mystery #13 by Jack Kirby

[sarkos]

While Stan Lee tried to take the credit, Fidel Castro was originally created by Jack Kirby

[buddyblanc]

feel like im finally making some progress in my ongoing battle with the burnout

i miss the old internet, and all of you

[buddyblanc]

... anybody have any experience with Glasya-Labolas?

had ghost hunters at work last night, and somebody showed up...

[buddyblanc]

tagged by @friend-crow & @l-u-c-i-i-e to post 6 non-selfie photos from my phone

[abz-j-harding]

Divine Bovine. aka ….the Holy Cow

 aka aka The Bull’s Bollocks 

X

[buddyblanc]

@graveyarddirt

[maidthings]

every time i say velociraptor is very important to imagine a turkey-sized predatory bird and not the weird lizard thing from jurassic park

[maidthings]

you have to love her. you have to

[secret-hero-1010]

Fun fact: the velociraptors in Jurassic Park are actually Utahraptors (named after the state it was found in), but at the time Utahraptor had not been discovered. The animatronics team for Jurassic Park wanted to make them big enough to puppet and their bigger size would make them more menacing so they made them a meter tall and two meters long. They made them in 1991, and in 1992, palaeontologists uncovered the Utahraptor. The animatronics and special effects team joke “we made it and then they found it”.

What makes this all the more better is that at the start of Jurassic Park there’s a scene set in a fictional town in Utah where Alan Grant and his team dig up a fossil that the kid calls a “six-foot-turkey” and they call it a “velociraptor”, but velociraptors have only ever been found in Mongolia, so they actually discover the Utahraptor in the movie.

[buddyblanc]

[buddyblanc]

tagged by @dvoeverie-stitches & @thegodwhocums

Where I live, February (or at least the end of it)...

...Looks like snow. oh so much snow. last time we had this much snow it was two weeks worth... this time 3-4 days.

...Sounds like generators kicking into gear as the power goes off for a whole week... like trees falling and limbs cracking.

...Tastes like well-timed leftovers, and anything that can be cooked on the stovetop (the oven is gas too, but requires electricity to operate), in the order of perishability.... ALSO like gasoline because of that one time i had to siphon out the last of the jerrycan and had petrol burps for 48 hours

...Smells like COLD. And sometimes spilled gasoline.

...Feels like WORK... keeping the fireplace burning, digging out the car, shoveling the bern that the county snowplow left, and when the snow stopped, clearing snow off of the overhang, snowblowing the driveway (until the snowblower broke), hooking the car up to my FIL's winch and reversing down our long drive... but also NOT work, because I literally had to call out for a week 💸💸💸💸

SHIT WAS ROUGH, on top of other rough shit

(at least its pretty)

BUT HEY i am still here, i will be more responsive soon i promise (he says again yada yada yada) love and miss y'all

[ratfuck]

[buddyblanc]

SUBSCRIBE TO MY BI-QUARTERLY PHYSICAL COLLAGE/CUT-UP/BLACKOUT POETRY/etc. GRIMOIRE-ZINE HERE

[buddyblanc]

I'm bad at self-promotion, but i promise i make cool looking stuff

[thegodwhocums]

when you say physical collage, you mean digital scans of physical works, or something else? I thought maybe you were mailing people zines but it's email right?

[buddyblanc]

i mean printed (b/w photocopied w/some hand embellishment) physical zines zoomed to your mailing address - its just the payment is via my email newsletter :) see? bad at self-promotion 🙃🙃🙃

[buddyblanc]

Grant Wood's Parson Weems' Fable is an underutilised meme format

[buddyblanc]

tagged by @l-u-c-i-i-e & @gigi-orosco to share a bunch of songs on high rotation at the moment

ive been a bit asociale of late (workworkworkworkwork), currently slowly catching up on my backlog of missed connections

tagging everybody as always :):):)

[buddyblanc]

SUBSCRIBE TO MY BI-QUARTERLY PHYSICAL COLLAGE/CUT-UP/BLACKOUT POETRY/etc. GRIMOIRE-ZINE HERE

[ishowdespair-deactivated2026012]

you’re in their dms im nothing

[buddyblanc]