Bueno Mac's Freestyles

These are just raps that I think of throughout the day, they're not in anyway correlated to actual events or people. There is very strong profanity in many of them.

[buenomac]

Surpirse muddah fuckurrrrr

You a bitch ass trucker

Yo yo, lick lick like a sucker

I need a doctor

My helicopter

heart

has stopped beating

So I have to begin seating

Myself, the shelf of words unheard is getting too full; I'm becoming, so dull. Only drugs can null, the pain, that I feel stings like pouring rain.  Razor blades, corrade against me, see, BM MC is the greatest rapper to ever live, but he got shiv'd. Now I gotta take over, red rover, I'mma knock this wall over.

Dark and dreary, looks make ya feary, afraid that the raid will not go down well, well, 'twas swell, meetin ya.  You gotta go now, and plow, it just falls down. 17ft thick wall, fall, like butter.  Here comes an inappropriate stutter. Sl-l-l-l-luttier than me, impossibilities make me, a really sad guy. But I gotta try, harder and stronger, my will power will devour the darkness that is inside my soul, it's so cold. Smells like mold, mildew, will you, shoot me in the head if I ask to you make sure I'm dead? 

Surprise mother fucker.

You a bitch ass trucker

Yo yo, lick lick like a sucker

I need a doctor

My helicopter

hear

has stopped beating

So I have to begin seating

All the dumbass hoes who think that know, what he fuck is up. Pour the cup, of cyanide and gracelessness upon them.  They can suck a nut, stupid slut. Skizzoid, raging like steroid.  Abuse, misuse, and Ms. Undivided-attention, this one, is gonna be the song, to bring the energy back into me, so I can finally be free. Make peace please.

I'm deep thought, often lost in Austin. The dark sun will rise soon, and make you feel like you fell from the moon. Without a parachute, you just, misshapenly  gracefully, and almost deliberately fall. Onto the round horizontal wall.  But you gotta get up and crawl.  You know you want to, but you gotta believe in you.  Gotta want to give it your all.  So stand up straight, and negate all negative feelings toward yourself.  You deserve to have your name on a new shelf.  That you just bought, it's red oak, don't choke.  Don't stroke, yourself with that violent life.  Your strife, will be over soon.  

In the worst of times

You just gotta realize

How amazing you are

Don't run yourself over

With a car

Marvel at yourself of your reflection

You are not an infection

In the worst of times

You just gotta realize

How amazing you are

Don't run yourself over

With a car

Marvel at yourself of your reflection

You are not an infection..

[buenomac]

Fuck, I hate myself. I'm literally on the verge of suicide.

Good night, it's the phrase used to say bye in the evening/night.  For me, it's the phrase that'll only get used when I nut up and die. 

Die, D-i-e.  Why, why why why, my fingers stroke the keys, with poetic pleas, for help.  I'd even strangle myself with kelp.  At this point, I just want it to end.  The suffering, the self-loathing, everything.  I'm just ready to fucking die.

[yugiohslavic]

im eating a sandwich rn a bread sandwich

[buenomac]

It's A Fucking Poem.

Your mind is an icecream cake, that I wish to intake.

And when I am freed, it is because of thee.

Your lips against mine, the brightest dove.

A dove, representing love.  Fore what is love, but the willingness to do, whatever it takes.  To free the other from their calamities of life.

Your mind, is one that I cannot wish to own. But must go after, and go faster.

Time is running thin, and I say it again. 

What is love, but the willingness to free the other from their own calamities of life, and you have begun to free me of mine.

-Bueno Mac

[buenomac]

I'M BAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAACK.

Guess who the fuck it is, damn straight best in the buis.

It's Bueno Mac, or John (: Here to stay

Here to say.

Fuck all haters, fuck everyone, everything. 

This mother fucker decided he needed me, so here I am.

God damn, it feels good to be here, instead of this queer.

I am, the true Bueno Mac.  Ahead of the stack, is where I plan to stay.

His girl cheated on him, because he can't get his limp dick up.

Some faggot got to his bitch, and now I've got an itch,

for murder. Slururrured harder than a metaphor on Oxycontin.

Drinkin Jack, matter fact, Whiskey ain't even my preferred drink.

I like Vodka, lotta lotta.  Haha. Shit, fuck this rap.

I'm done, have some fun.  - Bueno Mac

[buenomac]

Met a pretty attractive masochist chick today, god damn. So fucking nice~~

[buenomac]

I made an account on Neopet for funzies and it got frozen for being inappropriate. Lol. Apparently "isuckafatdick" is inappropriate. Who knew?

[buenomac]

[buenomac]

First drawing that I've ever posted on here.  Enjoy it, I suppose.  Also, I was listening to The District Sleeps Alone Tonight by The Postal Service while I drew this.

-Bueno_Mac

[protokol]

[buenomac]

My fucking life.

[buenomac]

Insomnia's my best friend, he stays up with me when I can't sleep. When I can't get shit out of my head. Thank you Insomnia, for always being there for me.

[buenomac]

[buenomac]

I Like Ham And Cheese Sammiches.

[buenomac]

I made a clubpenguin because it's like, 2am and I'm bored. "Dismirelenam" Server "whiteout".

[buenomac]

Why am I posting this?

I'm a faggot, a queer.  A mere, smudge on the metaphorical mirror of the world. 

Homosexual, bi, fuck it, sly.  Aye, what else can be said?  Enough, too much, until I'm dead.

Gay, straight, bi, pan, etc. I'm quite the fan.  

Doobity doo, dirty dan.  Hop into the van.  kajsndwofwoan  This is shitty. 

kthxbai.  -Bueno_Mac

[buenomac]

Hyped.

Flowing like a cardiac arrest, coming out with heart the bloody floody.  I'm hard as the bark of a tree, got more bark than a doberman pitcher. Got more swag than Kool-Aid pitcher.  I'll fix you up quickah.  I'm the one that's truly sickah.  Coming up with more random rhymes than Shakespeare, come over and hear.  My little tear in the space, and time continuum, my cum is more red than white.  More darker than night. Truly the one you should fear in the dead heat of the fight.  Loosing sight, feeling fright?  Time is right.  Let's go, with the flow, basic rhymes, basically, I'm the one you want to be.  The one you want to see, go to the top, with the messy mop hop off the band wagon swaggin with the dragon and shit.  Licking shitting on a bitch.  Doesn't matter, I'm hotter and faster than the mad hatter.  A clatter of catastrophes, see me ontop of the tree, of which be, in my lungs smoked up.  Toking and smoking and shitting on myself. I'm the one that you wish you could be.  The illest of killest more violant than O.J. Simpson.  On a good day I'm the best, on a bad one, I'm killing it.  Spitting shit.  Illing and killing more than a whore on Percaset.  More than your average shaky bitch.  Feeling an itch, gotta scratch.  Feeling brash, getting rash.  Rainbow Dash, hear the smash, of your material objects hitting the floor.  Knock knock, police at the door.  Wanting a little bit more. A little chew of you, who?  Could I see, or possibly be, seeing the shining light. Time is right, timing and rhyming going together like a halogen.  Higher than oxygen, feeling like an oxymoron.  Listen moron, I'm crazy and arsenic. AHhhhhhhhhhhhhh.

Fuck it, I'm done.  Y'all have fun.  -Bueno_Mac

[buenomac]

A Little Inspiration Came Today.

Alright, so, we got this whole maturity, philosophy.  But really it's just a bunch of hypocrisy. Because you see, it's all the exact opposite of what I want to be.  Which could possibly, be me.  Unfortunately, they want me to be, this whole visionary, that they had foreseen.  Which leads me to believe, they don't want me to be me?  Of course, it's simply, their own plans. 

Fuck it, I'm done.  Y'all have fun.  -Bueno_Mac