totally not Tuffnut, what are you talking about?

I am Buffnut the Berzerker, Here for your entertainment. ... ... ... alright, he's gone now. okay so basically dagur still thinks im buffnut and I don't know what to do and Hiccup is angry at me about it also those beetles from the tree are still down my pants and I think I've made friends with them and I'm not entirely sure that's a bad thing.

[allyhatingcisphobe-blog]

People who think I don’t already “pick my battles” greatly underestimate the number of potential battles in my path on a daily basis.

[eggnogrph-blog]

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[buff-nut]

"Spin me!" Tuffnut said as he walked over with his arms wide open, a blindfold tied lazily around his head to cover his eyes. When he stopped walking he was noticeably not facing the other completely, indicating that he really couldnt see a thing from underneath the blindfold.

[buff-nut]

"What's a place like you doing in a girl like this?" Tuffnut asked with raised brow and a smirk.

[worthyheroes]

  « It simply isn’t an adventure worth telling if there aren’t any dragons »  - J.R.R. Tolkien

[ask-zeloyordleadventurer-deacti]

DAAAARGONS

[buff-nut]

Open Starter for all Hiccup RPers

"Hey Hiccup!" Tuffnut called to get the others attention. "Have you ever heard of the bounce effect?" He asked as he turned to the other, making sure to keep his hands behind his back.

[niomemizune]

Open Starter

“Well this is a fine mess you got us in…”

[buff-nut]

“How would you consider an ‘unfine’ mess to be like?” Tuffnut asked her. “Like, do you mean fine, as in small, in which case an unfine mess is a huge one, which im totally up for making, by the way.. Or do you mean a good mess, meaning there is in some way and some how a bad mess?” He clarified.

[niomemizune]

“Please don’t make things even worse, Tuffnut. We need to find some way out of here… It’s not like we can stay here forever, and I most definitely don’t WANT to stay here forever.”

Astrid let out a loud sigh. This never would have happened if she was with Hiccup, but Hiccup went off on a mission with Fishlegs. Thus, she was left with Tuffnut and Ruffnut, but the group got separated in the forest and now here Astrid and Tuffnut were stuck at the bottom of a hole.

[buff-nut]

“How bout rock climbing, that could work” Tuffnut suggested as he moved closer to the wall of the hole. He felt around the wall’s surface for anything to grab on to but nothing was protruding or solid enough to climb on.

Tuffnut tried grabbing on to a piece just above his head but he had barely put any weight or force on it before it crumbled beneath his hand. “Alright then, maybe not.” He concluded as he pulled his hand away from the wall.

[niomemizune]

Astrid shook her head, sighing slightly as she thought about what a predicament she was in. She looked around the hole, trying to think of some way she could get out. There seemed to be a rock jutting out from the dirt about 7 feet above the two of them, perhaps if…

“I think I have an idea, Tuffnut. One of us will hoist the other one up until they can grab onto that rock up there… From there one of us should be able to get a solid footing to get up out of the hole. Then that person finds something they can lower down here to get the other person out!”

Astrid stretched her arms above her head, bending her knees as if she was about to get into a sparring match.

“Now… who wants to do what?”

[buff-nut]

“Well, that depends… How much do you weigh? Are you lighter than me?” He asked.

[niomemizune]

She turned to him and glared, a rising feeling of wanting to punch him in the gut. But she knew that, if they wanted to get out of this they had to work together. She sighed, “I’m guessing you weigh less than me… You’re pretty scrawny.”

[buff-nut]

"Yeah, sure-Wait, Scrawny? Have you forgotten i'm not Hiccup? I'll have you know that this is pure muscle!" Tuff said as he tried to flex his muscles, but failed to visibly see any, face falling as he realised.

"Whatever! Anyway, get down and I'll climb up." He said, changing the subject.

[buff-nut]

"Hiccup is a masochist, pass it on." Tuff whispered as he watched the other interact with Astrid in a strange mix of violence and affection that he's only seen with them.

[buff-nut]

([ oh yeah guys, all the rp threads on my blog are open unless stated otherwise, so you guys are free to start rping with me at anytime, if you want. Although if you rp an oc you'll have to give me a bit to get to know who and what your character is before i reply.])

[buff-nut]

"Hello, yes, i need the police and the fireman." Tim said as he leaned forward on the counter. "Not the fire department though. Just the fireman." He clarified with a smirk as he looked over to the person sitting at the desk in front of him. "I'm a bit too hot, you see? So i need someone to help me cool down."

[blurryfaace-blog]

*jumps over my problems* parkour

[niomemizune]

Open Starter

“Well this is a fine mess you got us in…”

[buff-nut]

“How would you consider an ‘unfine’ mess to be like?” Tuffnut asked her. “Like, do you mean fine, as in small, in which case an unfine mess is a huge one, which im totally up for making, by the way.. Or do you mean a good mess, meaning there is in some way and some how a bad mess?” He clarified.

[niomemizune]

“Please don’t make things even worse, Tuffnut. We need to find some way out of here… It’s not like we can stay here forever, and I most definitely don’t WANT to stay here forever.”

Astrid let out a loud sigh. This never would have happened if she was with Hiccup, but Hiccup went off on a mission with Fishlegs. Thus, she was left with Tuffnut and Ruffnut, but the group got separated in the forest and now here Astrid and Tuffnut were stuck at the bottom of a hole.

[buff-nut]

“How bout rock climbing, that could work” Tuffnut suggested as he moved closer to the wall of the hole. He felt around the wall’s surface for anything to grab on to but nothing was protruding or solid enough to climb on.

Tuffnut tried grabbing on to a piece just above his head but he had barely put any weight or force on it before it crumbled beneath his hand. “Alright then, maybe not.” He concluded as he pulled his hand away from the wall.

[niomemizune]

Astrid shook her head, sighing slightly as she thought about what a predicament she was in. She looked around the hole, trying to think of some way she could get out. There seemed to be a rock jutting out from the dirt about 7 feet above the two of them, perhaps if…

“I think I have an idea, Tuffnut. One of us will hoist the other one up until they can grab onto that rock up there… From there one of us should be able to get a solid footing to get up out of the hole. Then that person finds something they can lower down here to get the other person out!”

Astrid stretched her arms above her head, bending her knees as if she was about to get into a sparring match.

“Now… who wants to do what?”

[buff-nut]

“Well, that depends… How much do you weigh? Are you lighter than me?” He asked.

[buff-nut]

[( okay so um... I've been stuck in bali since saturday cause of an ash cloud from a volcano close by and haven't been able to secure a way home since then as multiple flights my mother has tried to get us on have been canceled, so i'm not likely to reply to threads any time in the next week or so. Sorry guys)]

[buff-nut]

"I just learned something new today" Tuffnut started. "if you ever wanna know if somebody put copper sulfate in a pool just wait for me to push in Ruff and see what colour her hair turns." Tuffnut continued with an air that implied he had already tried out his 'handy' little trick. "For example, that one there,"he said as he gestured to a pool a bit behind his left. " Has most definitely got copper sulfate in it." He finished as he snickered, confirming that he had indeed done what he had said.

[buff-nut]

[(So i'm at the airport rn cuz i have a plane to bali to catch in less than an hour and i wont be back for 3 weeks and i cant garantee how good the internet at each place im staying at is, so i'll be on a mini hiatus till i get back. I'll try and get all my replies done while im away but i cant garantee that i'll be able to post them properly until i come back. So see ya then!)]

[niomemizune]

Current Status Update

I’m going to be a little bit busy this afternoon, so if I don’t update my threads, that’s why. However, here’s my status right now.

RPs: {Relatively Open? Might be slow to answer}

Asks: {Open}

I owe: a-little-more-of-all-of-me, landofmytholica 

Owes Me: legionsniper, buff-nut, niv-ryo, hasikon, demondania, @theruffesttwin, viking-in-training

If you are not on here and I owe you or you owe me, please shoot me an ask.

[buff-nut]

[(Yeah, sorry man, i was doing a thing for school this week and then i got really sick on the last day and couldnt do much of anything due to pain. I'll get right onto all of my replies asap.)]

[buff-nut]

[(Sorry guys im a bit behind on replies right now because im on work experience this week and it's pretty tiring so i'll get on to all of the replies by the end of the week.)]