i dont self depreciate anymore. i am hot and sexy and my meat is huge and i dont care about anyone elses opinion on the matter except my own because i am the smartest person on earth
needless to say , she was in a mood : her dress clutched onto her skin , thanks to the sweat dripping from her back . normally , she wouldn’t bother , but the club was hot , crowded and she didn’t get any v.i.p. tickets . which meant she was stuck with the peasants for now . she had probably turned down a fair share of desperate d*ckheads by now .
suddenly , spotting a familiar face , she makes a pleading eye contact , in hopes they’ll save her . stupid girl . “ please , pretend to be my date or dance with me . there’s a creep following me everywhere & i’m weirded the fuck out . ”
interests were directed to drinks upon entrance , yogi practically vibrating with the strain of keeping quiet for the entire car ride . personally , pride and drinks were his own well deserved reward as he opts to leave his friends alone long enough to get out some of his current , pent up energy . tragedy strikes in the form of both boredom and neediness , dragging his feet on until eyes fall upon a face he knows too well . well enough to spot when he should feel concerned , and that emotion runs to the pits of his stomach as his feet lead closer to her without second thought .
“ pretend to be your date ? i thought i was already ? who’s pretending ? “ head tilts as he tries to search for the suspect , and it doesn’t take long for his eyes to match with the stranger’s before the weirdo is frantically looking anywhere else . yogi , not by any means , looks naturally intimidating , but there’s a scowl that takes over his expression harsh enough to either create a fight or scare the creep away . yogi’s eyes never leave him , even as he clears his throat and starts to speak once again . “ i love playing pretend . do we need to make out now ? to , you know , make it super realistic ? “
( jeon jungkook ♡ twenty-two ♡ male ♡ he/him ) i just heard YOGI BAE blasting to SUGAR by BROCKHAMPTON ! i mean , it's not surprising . the squad knows them as THE CLOWN , since they're IMAGINATIVE & CHAOTIC … maybe that's because they're a huge ARIES . on a good day , you'll find them at THE COMIC BOOK STORE . let's hope to see more of them !
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background stuff.
his parents were 16 and 17 when the accident pleasantly known as yogi was created.
his mother despised the idea of being a teen mom, but she was also way too scared to do anything BUT give birth to him.
not at all good parents. they attempted for about a year, but his father turned eighteen and kinda... just bailed. his mom was overwhelmed by responsibilities and eventually gave up custody to none other than yogi’s father’s parents.
honestly, after that, he was raised in a... relatively normal home. his grandfather did not get along with him, but yogi got older and realized it had to do with looking so much like his ‘disappointment of a son’.
yogi tried to satisfy his grandparents as a well behaved child, but a lot of the time he felt like everything he did was somehow wrong. fun!
he got along rly well with his grandma, at the very least. she was very intense about putting him in different activities , trying to find his ‘thing’, but he deadass just wanted to... hang out in his bedroom and make sum online friends and doodle. n read comic books.
was a very quiet in elementary school. not shy just didn’t rly wanna get in trouble for talking KDSJFKSJD
as he got older he got more and more talkative. now he honest to god never shuts the fuck up he’s always talking like...... he starts one place and ends up somewhere completely different. his mind moves SOOOO fast
( DEATH TW ) his senior year of high school his grandfather passed away. that’s when his relationship with his grandma rly changed. she was completely devastated and yogi took care of her, not going off to college like he had originally planned and instead kinda... jus hung out with her and tried to give her enough company to kinda distract her from his absence.
she HOWEVER slowly started getting more n more... mean. she’d demand he stay and live with her forever but at the same time she’d shame him for not being ‘successful’. there was a lot of back and forth begging him to stay while also calling him a disappointment like his father. it was rly fun times for yogi aha (:
he finally got brave enough to bail and got into an apartment. he still visits her... a LOT like basically once a day but she’s just a very grumpy old lady now. yogi still loves her very much tho.
yogi’s primary income is from commissions of his artwork and the occasional cartoon job that keeps him living well enough to like... survive.
PERSONALITY.
safe to assume........ wasn’t good at school. not super bright. like at all. but it’s okay
GODDD HES SO IMPULSIVE ITS ACTUALLY HUMILIATING like when i say impulsive... he deadass does not b thinking at ALL. he just MOVES.
can be very ANGRY he like snaps he has an issue kinda he just,,,sdfjsdg YELLS and says VERY mean things. he can get so so so mean. he rly hits u exactly where he knows it’ll hurt
he loves the idea of being in love but also he’s in love with 4234 people at a time.
will tell someone they’re his everything and then ghost.
hes just an idiot.
dumb.
but it can kinda pass as sorta endearing sometimes.
just love him... he’s just a stupid boy full of love to give.
kinda a mom friend? will jump up and run if one of the ppl he cares abt needs something no matter how late. u need sum plan b? kk he’s going rn no babies allowed
very obsessive. very dramatic. very jealous.
also rly bad abt being a tease cuz he be changing his mind and rly just likes the excitement and build up of a relationship and runs from the actual dating long term thing KJDFJD
FUN FACTS.
loves goin on bike rides. he has a cute light blue bike with pink flowers that he rides around a lot.
has a dog walking side job for extra cash.
comes off as Babie Boy but he is NOT babie boy. do not trust it. he can be the biggest horny WHORE sometimes.
loves video games too. mostly plays stardew valley.
not always flirty but he’ll flirt if he’s interested in someone and wants to impress them.
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