Insectoid Beast

see/seer she/her. 20. I'm because I am better than you and you aren't. :)

[hazardousyuri-deactivated202510]

me when i get one (1) note on tumblr dot com from my beloved mutuals: they lovme❤️❤️❤️❤️❤️🙏🙏🙏😭😭❤️❤️😁😁😁😁😁✨️✨️☝️☝️☝️☝️😁😁👅👅👅👅👅👅👅💜💜💜💗❤️‍🩹❤️‍🔥❤️‍🔥❤️‍🔥🫂🫂🫂🫂i love them 😁😁😁❤️❤️❤️❤️💜💜💜 f ried n

[wedontneedfeatherstofly]

Club-horned Wasp - Sapygidae

[thefuuuucomics]

[onefleshhalfend-deactivated2025]

scientists will soon isolate the “Awesome! Thanks!” gene

[cognitivejustice]

Download this easy DIY clothing repair guide (only 10 pages) from Uni of Kentucky

link to PDF

[ramshacklefey]

Excellent resource if you're new to sewing and want to start doing some clothing repair!

[queenofzan]

Professional seamstress here, who has taught intro to sewing many times, saying: this guide is excellent!

[regexkind]

I had an extended conversation with a swallowtail butterfly the other day and it told me—in not so many words—that it had a number of intensely violent sexual fantasies as a caterpillar, and that it no longer could relate to having had them, and that this discontinuity was like the itch of molting without anything to molt. Having never molted before, I couldn't relate

[mynowherenothing]

When carrie bradshaw said your worst sin is that you have destroyed and betrayed yourself for nothing

[lyrebirb-deactivated20260429]

When dostoevsky said maybe our girlfriends are our soulmates and guys are just people to have fun with

[tonysopranoproskater69420]

lying in front of the street cleaner

[nic0las-uncaged]

did the street cleaner believe you?

[tonysopranoproskater69420]

it is like talking to a fucking genie with you people

[goatmost]

ten dollars is really the new one dollar

[machinatingnincompoop]

[hungwy]

lock tf in bro you got creatures and shit in your home

[devilishdescent]

A bread is one of the most vulnerable animals on earth of all time. It can die in a number of different ways, which include being smashed, being old, being rottened, being crumpled up, getting too hot, having water put on it, and having water not on it but being in the air a lot (the water (mist)). The bread’s favorite way to die is being eaten, but the world is a complicated place, and it does not care for what the bread wants, and so it dies in a variety of ways which are not the preference of the bread.

Humans are considered the bread’s natural predator, and also, are the bread’s mommy (make/give birth to the bread). Humans are a large species of ant or plant or ele phant with two grasping appendages which they use to give birth to the bread. They also have one hole which eats the bread, and some other holes, which the bread is not allowed near, generally.

Some bread can go in the fridge. Some bread has fruit in it. Scientists don’t know why, as putting fruit in the bread is considered yucky, and scientists have difficulty imagining an organism that likes yucky things.

There is the anteater, which is an organism that likes yucky things, but scientists do not need to imagine it, because it is real.

[mrsterlingeverything]

I dueled a wasp with my katana for 45 minutes and i lost

[soulren]

Saying “yeah bro I move exactly like a jumping spider when I get drunk” and then watching everyone flinch every time I tense my legs after taking a sip of my vermouth

[evilvillain123456789]

apparently my aggressive and poorly trained dog that is too large for me to physically control is now making fake as fuck stories for reddit gold

[cherryfleischer-deactivated2026]

you are short because you're evil

[devoid-of-love]

downside of building a loft bed is that bong cant get up here for sleepytime. so she screams and she screams and she screams until i carry her up