[micro-usb-deactivated20230625]

[screenshotsofdespair]

[davinky-deactivated20210909]

me after my 15 min break at work

[optimisticbananaharmony-deactiv]

me after sleeping a healthy 8 hours

[frottinq]

me at the end of a two day weekend

[penny-anna]

having a job is very weird bcos by and large your coworkers will be a variety of ages and you will not all be at the same stage of life. your coworker will be like, well I’m off home to spend time with my husband & child, what are you going to do with your evening? and you’re like, well, I plan on playing Rollercoaster Tycoon for as much as it as possible

[superinframan]

[thekanucklehead-deactivated2025]

[memewhore]

[tonictheseshhog]

[huffylemon]

[freshpickle]

fuck i completely forgot i need to curl up on my couch and scroll my phone for six hours. can we reschedule

[heavenslittlemachine-deactivate]

people in high school used to call me "succulent tendril" due to my habit of sprouting rather succulent tendrils from my body that classmates could pick and consume, to their endless delight

[eleooooooo]

midwife? I dare you to call her that again

[skinlessbanana-deactivated20160]

[zapruderfilms]

going to work and coming back wrong

[mtndewbajablast]

imagine being at a talking heads show in 1983 and not knowing that suit was coming

[marcsalmonds]

[fadingpeacedogg]

[bigstupiduglyogre]

[babypears]

the girls

[nuppu-nuppu]

I love you

[saltmalkin]

no way home