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[sophsun1]

Arrested Development – 1.01: Pilot

[milk5-deactivated20260704]

Spent the day with regirock. He's a fantastic guy. Great sense of humor and also 200 physical defense

[treecitysessions]

[birdsimulator]

[parasitoidism]

You have to play portal if you haven’t played it yet thats NOT okay portal 1 is like 4 hours and portal 2 is like 7. How much time do you spend every week scrolling social media. Ok now replace that with thinking with portals. Guess what you just played two 10/10 games and it’s not even Sunday

[bruzum]

[glowingclitmagnetraccoongirl]

Whenever people say “Horny on main” I hear it like someone in German saying “Horny am Main” and imagine it as some kind of city outside of Frankfurt.

[contourkit-deactivated20160224]

What if everything gets better in 2016

[cheese-sample-official]

[segamascott]

[cachyos-official]

All my doubters become routers when I admin the network of success

[so-much-for-subtlety]

some kind of amphibious two-stroke engine

[the-unflappablewolf]

[neverniko101]

who up perceiving and reacting to stimulus

[tall]

[outsidewolves]

[carrotssss]

[jewish-joy]

Last year, I befriended a Catholic seminarian. We've gotten to be pretty decent friends. Seeing as he was staying in town for the summer and I wasn't, I entrusted him with caring for my plant.

He did a wonderful job, but as he was returning my plant to my custody, he explained "I watered her every other day, I gave her new dirt, moved her into the sunshine, prayed the rosary-"

"What?"

He looked at me, confused. "Isn't she a plant you pray with?"

"No," I said slowly. "She's a prayer plant. That's the... colloquial name of the plant."

Upon seeing his stricken face, I realized something went wrong. Turns out, this entire time, he's been including my plant in on his prayers and leaving her near icons.

Listen, totally cool. My plant becoming Catholic is a great deal for her not dying over the summer. But now I must navigate this interfaith household. Keep me in your thoughts.

[valentinetheeviljester]

Maybe lean out

[valentinetheeviljester]