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haunted-dot

Just a joke based on the implication made about the dark urge's hobbies and this scene in brooklyn99.

ir0n-moon

(𝅓_𝅓 ) -> (𝅓`_´𝅓ꐦ)

auggusst

these two are sending me

lily-orchard

Wrathion: "Well, I helped end a war between two factions."

Smash cut to the Champion beating Garrosh's head in with his own pauldron.

Wrathion: "I helped put an end to the Legion."

Smash cut to the Champion running through two Titans, absolutely fizzing on an adrenaline high equivalent to three buckets of uncut coke.

Wrathion: "And I led the charge against N'Zoth!"

Smash cut to the Champion dodging tentacles, fire, arcane, black arrows, and her own grief stricken hallucinations before being turned into an Azerite Battery while Wrathion stands on the sidelines offering encouragement.

Wrathion: "Clearly I should be the one to lead the Black Dragonflight!"

The Champion, clinging to Sabellian for dear life: "BY THE LIGHT, VOID, TITANS, OLD GODS, BWONSAMDI, TIDEMOTHER AND DARK LADY, DON'T LET HIM CONTROL ANYTHING!"

little-shiny-sharpies

Wrathion doesn’t even like humus

prokopetz

Tabletop RPG about a band of epic heroes with full sentences for names on a quest to murder God and shatter His throne, as one does, except the epic heroes in question are a mob of foot-tall gremlinny critters who are not 100% sure what "God" actually is, and they're not about to let that stop them. The game features an elaborately statted-out bestiary of "divine beasts" to fight which the human reader will recognise as things that are neither divine nor beasts; the climactic battle of the example scenario involves the player characters going Shadow of the Colossus on what is clearly a windmill.

prokopetz

somethingusefulfromflorida

Is God bigger than a breadbox?

probablybadrpgideas

Hot take but "See Invisibilty" should always reveal something

Like, we only really deal with the dangerous naturally invisible creatures, but there's also species of birds and insects and plants and so forth that are invisible. There's invisible rock formations (ever trip over nothing?). Invisible clouds. Invisible works of art. You cast See Invisibility and suddenly there's an entire invisible ecosystem that you can never really interact with normally.

Also you finally find out there's actually been a gnome sitting on the barbarian's head and livetweeting your adventures this whole time

-Pencil

thispreciousthing

So a free tool called GLAZE has been developed that allows artists to cloak their artwork so it can't be mimicked by AI art tools.

AI art bros are big mad about it.

huyh172

Like to Charge, Reblog to Cast

only-tiktoks

tonysopranobignaturals-deactiva

didn't know mean girl y/n books existed. truly fascinated by the genre

cryptobranchid

girlboss honestly for taking over the male-dominated “bully whose victims for some reason love them” genre. usually that’s bad boys’ territory.

tonysopranobignaturals-deactiva

omg you're right...a win is a win #feminism

tonysopranobignaturals-deactiva

joining the war on coyotes on the side of coyotes. if you're hungry they're hungry. let them eat your outdoor cat

luxlightly

Thinking of Astarion just trying everything that he shouldn't be able to do as a vampire spawn just to see if he can do it and/or as a way to prove to himself he's in control. Just imagining like

"Astarion are you crying?"

"No. My eyes are just watering from this."

"Is that garlic? Are you just eating an entire bulb of garlic like it's an apple?? That can't possibly be good."

"Oh, goodness no. It's really quite wretched, actually. My mouth is on fire. Not in a vampire way, just in a 'taking bites out of a bulb of garlic' way. It's very painful."

"Why are you doing it then???!!"

"BECAUSE NO ONE CAN TELL ME NOT TO!"

luxlightly

"You hear that Cazador?! No one has power over me! Not you and not this damned vegetable!"

"Wow. You really got him. I'm sure, somewhere, your former master is weeping at his own lack of ability to take bites out of raw garlic we found in some guy's bag in a putrid swamp."

"If he's not, he should be. Now if you'll excuse me I'm going to go be violently ill. But not because of vampire weaknesses."

luxlightly

I love the character of Astarion from Baldur's Gate 3. He's truly the character ever because he's every single vampire trope at once but they all cancel each other out.

Like, he only drinks animal blood but not because he doesn't want to hurt people, he's just never been allowed before. He hurts people all the time, it's one of his favorite things to do. He acts drunk after drinking a bear's blood because it kicked the shit out of him first. He's 200+ years old and still lvl 1. He's foppish and high class but has been eating rats and bugs in a crypt for 200 years. He can go out in sunlight and gets sad if he's underground because he misses the sun. He lies all the time but he's a terrible liar so it's always super obvious. He's brooding but also whiny. He has no reflection but mostly is just sad about it because he misses petty vanity. He's suave but his sense of humor is essentially "man slips on banana peel" and he'd lose his mind laughing at basically any Money Python Sketch. He's so extremely, powerfully bisexual.

I'm deeply in love with him.