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"I'm Dorothy Gale from Kansas"
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E-mail to Hopkins.
[Video clip attached to blank e-mail] ‘OPPY! Bonjour. I ‘ave an important Geography question.. Is Funkytown a real place? And if so, where is it located on a map. Also, won’t you take me too Funkytown~
‘ope you’re not dead or z’is entire e-mail is just awkward. I look so good in z’is light.
Dear Liam,
Leave me alone and no, Funkytown is NOT a real place.
K.Hopkins.
I might as well change my name to ‘opkins.
I do understand. Quite well, in fact. It’s much harder to observe things in the manner you want if they identify you as a tourist. You’ll get forced into all of the traps and see none of the actual world, yes?
Perfect, you're much better with putting words together than I am.
Smiling hurts my jaw.
That sounds…wonderful, actually. And just what about India drew you there. It’s not a place one hears much of anymore it seems.
Uhm, it has to be the pictures I used to see of the landmarks when I was younger, it had been the one place I really wanted to visit, I had my heart set on it in fact.
The culture is just... mind blowing. I never go to these places as a tourist, I try to... you know, be there as if I had for years. It's hard to put into words, but you get what I mean right?
Ah, Kevin, hello! I love it so far, everyone’s so interesting. I sat in on one of your classes, you’re quite an intellectual.
Mr Hopkins. Good, that's nice to know, some of the students are less... favourable though. Ah yes, I remember seeing you sat in one, I like driving my students towards success.
And where did your travels take you?
Where do I even start? All over, I took a shining to India and parts of Asia though. Very beautiful.
The girl has a brother? I think I shall steer clear of the brood outside of detention, thank you.
It was entertaining enough. I far prefer the nuances of Latin to the language I was born to. As for Mythology, the gods cause the most brilliant problems in human’s lives.
Good idea, god knows I do.
Huh, interesting choices. I wanted to see the world beyond four walls, packed up one day and did it, now here I am teaching all about it.
Huh, well aren’t you all just colorful characters.
Sara, how are you enjoying the college so far then?
Huh, well aren’t you all just colorful characters.
Sara, how are you enjoying the college so far then?
I’ll gladly truss her up and toss her in for him. There is no excuse to be so horrid, particularly to those who can cause such hell in her young life. Perhaps she needs to be sent back to learn proper manners, as she doesn’t seem to possess many.
I don't think she knows the first thing about manners, even her brother is more well behaved than her.
Anyway! Welcome to the school, too bad you got that sort of welcome. What drew you to Latin and Mythology?
That would be the one, yes. Perhaps the girl needs a good session with the school counselor. Obvious issues with that one if she’s been in that much trouble.
Ah, Zack. Perhaps he needs to take her into his office kicking and screaming, she obviously has some deep rooted issues, yes. My bet is something to do with her parents, or therefore lack of but it's still no excuse to be a bratty little witch. This is higher education, not primary school.
Thank you. Well, seeing as I already have one young lady in detention with me for a month, I quite believe you.
Don't tell me... Jessica Jeffreys? Yes, her and her friends decided to trash my office so I gave them a weeks worth.
It’s why I require all of my coursework to be done with certain books. Then they have no choice because I know the matter inside and out. I do love when they try to pull…what’s the phrase…the wool over my eyes?
That's it, I had one student put their hand up once and went: but can't we just use google maps? Nearly threw my chair at her. The cheek of some of these.. I'm afraid it doesn't get any better.
The bane of all professors. It astounds me that they believe using the translation page from Google will give them proper Latin.
Nothing wrong picking up a book once in a while to find these things out, huh?
And why the dead lands, Kevin?
Google Maps.
Fucking Google.
