gashina

marci, she/her look at you, kids, with your vintage music comin' through satellites while cruisin' you're part of the past, but now you're the future signals crossing can get confusing

[sercnitys]

bellefolies:

give me a “we’re best friends with benefits but my pals always give me shit for not dating anyone, will you pretend to be my bf/gf for a while?? and then we can have a v intense break up // argument in front of everyone one day to make it seem somewhat real, ok cool thanks you’re a true pal, let’s bang it out && now it’s been a couple of months but we still haven’t ended things but here we are, dancing in my kitchen and you look really fucking perfect, holy shit — i don’t love you, i don’t love you, i don’t love you && you end up taking me out to a v fancy restaurant and basically, we do all the things couples do and is it bad that i actually consider you home instead of my own fucking apartment?? && oh, you’re cuddling me in your sleep, that’s new and i think i heard you tell me you love me in your sleep?? no, i’m just dreaming, aren’t i?? && holy shit, we still haven’t broken up but you’re watching a movie and i’m watching you and all i can think about is how pretty your face looks and how much of a wonderful person you are, it’s not even about the sex anymore — fuck, i’m in love with you, aren’t i??” plot yes ok

[mozartinsesi]

[qoa]

amazing

[fircproof]

PLOTS BASED ON JONAS BROTHER SONGS

S.O.S - muse a is a hopeless romantic, goes great lengths to impress and swoon their significant other. muse b is a carefree soul, the idea of being tied down causes them great discomfort and often finds themselves unintentionally sabotaging their relationship. muse a is at their wits end, and calls it quit between the two of them, but it’s not until after their relationship is over that muse b realizes how much they need muse a in their life and how poorly they acted in the relationship. not sure what to do, muse b acts out, hoping to catch the attention of muse a again and hopefully get back together. 

HOLD ON - muse a just went through a bad break up, feeling completely distraught and hopeless they find themselves looking for a way to fill the void in their heart. that’s when they meet muse b, it’s by random, an accident some may say, but they meet and it’s the person that muse a needs in that moment. they start out as friends, muse b reassures them that they deserve the best in life, to have faith to restart and move on from their past relationship. before muse b knows it, they’re starting to fall for muse a who is still afraid of having their heart broken – will they be able to work it out?

VIDEO GIRL - muse b is a famous celebrity, is always seen in the spot light and often finds themselves on dates and in relationships with people who only want them for just that – their fame. but they still find themselves on dating apps and being set up by their friends, which is where they meet muse a. at first muse a can’t believe that muse b is who they say they are asking questions about their life, and how they enjoy doing what they do, which muse b interprets as just another person after their fame – which couldn’t be further from the truth about muse a. muse b gets drunk one night, calling muse a and says some hateful words about how they trusted them and how hurt they were that they ended up being like everyone else. muse a is shocked the next morning when they listen to the message and the tries to show muse b that they’re not the person they think they are.

SHELF - muse a and muse b have been friends for quite some time, they seem to always gravitate towards each other in social settings and just in general. muse a starts to develop feelings after quite some time and decides to make some moves. at first, muse b was enjoying the attention, but didn’t think anything of the sudden attention and affection they were receiving, so they went about their business, finally settling into the arms into someone else. muse a is hurt and confused, not sure what could have happened to have led to this, so the two stop talking. months, maybe even years pass before they meet once again and this time muse b is the one who is heartbroken and looking for muse a for comfort – only to realize that muse a had already moved on to someone else.

TONIGHT - muse a and muse b are on the brink of a divorce, they had gotten married right out of high school and decided to stop listening to people who were telling them that they weren’t going to make it. but a few years later they found themselves constantly fighting, barely able to pay rent for their apartment and they both realized that they want different things. muse a wants children, a family. muse b wants to travel the world, to be free. things just aren’t adding up anymore. can they take the love they once held and keep it together? or were the people in their lives right all along

[plotbunnys]

GIF SET BASED PLOT BUNNIES 

plot bunny #1: ( based off this ayto gif set ) muse a & muse b are the absolute WORST. muse a is finally in a relationship, but being wild & restless, they’re continuously tempted to cheat. muse b is notoriously sleeping around, despite their own taken status. one night, they sit and talk & the chemistry is very apparent. muse b suggests they hook up, muse a is a little hesitant but ultimately can’t resist.

plot bunny #2: ( based off this skam gif set ) muse a & muse b are strictly friends with benefits. the two have a track record of failed relationships, including cheating on their significant others... with each other. their chemistry is red hot, but because neither are comfortable with commitment, they remain friends with benefits. muse b never settles down, but the more time they spend with muse a, the more they can see themselves with their fuck buddy.

plot bunny #3: ( based off this gilmore girls gif set ) muse a has always loved muse b for all their flaws and imperfections. they know muse b more than muse b knows themselves. for years, the pair has been on and off. it’s complicated, and perhaps they’ll never fully be over each other. somehow muse a and muse b always find their way back to each other, and somehow, it’s like they always pick up where they left off.

plot bunny #4: ( based off this london spy gif set ) muse a and muse b are proudly in their honeymoon state. everything is domestic and loving, the blossoming of a beneficial & healthy relationship. lots of cooking & tender kisses. they’ve just moved in together so bickering will ensue, but also shared showers to save money on water. 

plot bunny #5: ( based off this lindsey morgan & ricky whittle gif set ) muse a and muse b are BROs. complete with a secret handshake and a rolodex of inside jokes. they spend every waking moment together, and most of it is goofing off.. flirtatiously. everyone can see it... except muse a and muse b.

plot bunny #6: ( based off this baby driver gif set ) muse a and muse a are the last couple you want to mess with. muse a is in a leadership position in a drug cartel, muse b is the right hand. they’re ruthless towards anyone who messes with their money, but complete softies towards each other. the PDA never ends. 

plot bunny #7: ( based off this sense 8 gif set ) muse a & muse b have always had a flirty rapport. it was always back and forth until they finally gave in and got together. along comes muse c, a clueless individual who some how gets wrapped up with muse a & b. muse a and muse b are completely infatuated with muse c. can the three make a relationship work ? 

[damagedhearts-indie-blog]

plot: you accidentally set fire to something in your apartment but it’s okay i ran across the hall in my pjs cos i’m actually a firefighter and i helped you get out and now we’re outside and it’s freezing so lets just hold each other as we introduce ourselves - hey, i’m your new neighbour - do you often set things on fire?? cos if so we should hang out more for safety purposes not cos you’re hella cute or anything

[niplay]

i’m supposed to be marrying your sister but then whoops i met you au your friend paid me to go on a date with you but i actually kind of like you but whoops you find out about the bribe au i’m that one celebrity that you hate that you win a date with au you were on vacation and your house was empty so i decided to live there for a little while au we hate each other but had to do this dumb project together au our parents are dating and want to introduce the kids to each other but whoops aren’t you the girl i hooked up with that one time au

[moon-drugs-blog]

Secretly Dating/Fucking Plots

We’re coworkers and usually that wouldn’t be a problem but I’m your boss, so stop looking at me like that

We’re roommates and I swear if anyone else we live with found out we’d be tormented until the lease was up

You used to be my teacher/professor and it’s totally cool that we’re seeing each other now, not weird at all- not even when we run into people- maybe this should be kept quiet

You’re my RA and you signed a contract saying you wouldn’t hook up with your residents but can we overlook that for just tonight? and next week? and for the rest of the semester, maybe?

We hooked up after the office party even though there’s a strict no dating rule and honestly? we shouldn’t keep doing this but it was really fun

I’m your ex’s new roommate and you were only coming by to pick up your stuff and you walked in on me dancing around in my underwear

We’re in group therapy together

We’re competing against one another for valedictorian/that promotion

Your sibling is my significant other

We’re part of a trio of friends but we don’t want our friend to feel like the third wheel

You’re my best friend’s ex

We’re both camp counselors at a sleep-away camp

Our kids are dating

I’m your boss’s child

You’re a really close friend of my sibling/parent/cousin/roommate but we also really hit it off?

We were high school sweethearts that grew apart and into our own lives, but now we live in the same town/we work at the same place/our kids go to the same school/your significant other is my work bestie

[plotbunnys]

plot based off the handmaiden, where muse a is a pickpocket in the victorian era who is hired by a con artist to become the handmaid of muse b, a wealthy heiress. the con artist wishes to marry muse b for her money & then commit her to an asylum & muse a must convince muse b to marry the con artist. however, as muse a and muse b spend time together, they begin to fall in love. muse a begins to regret agreeing to this deal. 

[scftlcves]

ANNNND WE’RE DONE. i’ve officially posted all the themes i was planning to post before the new year. i think it was meant to be a countdown?? idek anymore. anyway, both of these are super simple! they include: sidebar images that will automatically resize. however, i suggest at least 200px in width because that is the size it’ll automatically go to. navigation (5 total/3 customizeable) for both themes uses font awesome icons. you can find the cheatsheat for those here. i’ve included basic icons when the theme is uploaded so please use that as a guide to customize it if you so desire! if you need help, feel free to message me and i can do my best.

other than that, all i’m asking is that you don’t redistribute my themes in any way. don’t remove the credit or claim the theme as your own. editing is definitely okay as long as you don’t remove or move the credit. pretty much all the general rules still apply. got a question? try googling it first, please! there’s a 90% chance you’ll find the answer within the first 10 minutes, and you won’t have to wait 3 days for me to answer you. i learned most of what i know from google, and it saves you a lot of time.

theme 13: xxx ( preview & code ) theme 14: love ( preview & code )

[intimvtes]

give me a m/m plot where they’re both teammates on some sports team and they’re both so ‘haHA NO HOMO BRO!!!’ and 'juST BROS BEING BROS!!!’ every time they blow each other in the locker room after practice when everyone’s gone bc they swear they’re not into the other every time and rooming with each other on away tournaments and secretly playing footsy underneath the table where one of their legs goes a little too high up on the thigh and going to celebratory parties and working to make the other jealous af and try to get under their skin and just!!!

[plotbunnys]

US AGAINST THE WORLD: plot bunny masterlist #001

ZOMBIES !!: muse a & muse b met during the worst circumstances, in an abandoned building, fighting over a stash of supplies. here they are, after a war ravaged country left a plethora of zombies in its wake, they lock eyes of a box of spam. who woulda thought? they tag team and take on zombies together and find a way to survive and perhaps fall in love at the same time. lots of blood & near death experience !!

look who’s coming to dinner..: muse a’s sibling is engaged and their parents couldn’t be more thrilled. muse a, who has always lived in their sibling’s shadow, is less impressed. however, when muse a’s sibling shows up to the engagement party with muse b on their arm, muse a’s super hot TA from the lecture they attended last semester. oh yes, it was mutual, and you bet there’s still sexual tension.

diamonds are forever: muse a is a thief, mastering in art theft and jewel theft. muse b is the special agent assigned to quietly apprehend muse a. however, muse b does not intend on falling head over heels for the elusive criminal. the two meet in a series of settings over time ( perhaps a train in europe’s countryside, or a karaoke bar in downtown tokyo ) & eventually plot to run away together.

who said i was an angel?: muse a is a demon, trapped on earth in the body of an unsuspecting human. enter muse b, an almost angelic human being who could be seen as corruptible. however, the more time they spend together, the more muse a’s demonic side breaks down. all this faking of good actions may be making muse a a good person !

rightful heir: muse a’s step mother’s side of the family is desperate to take over the throne. so desperate that they send her cousin, muse b, to be their eyes and ears. muse a, next in line for the crown, is appalled and despises muse b with everything in them. muse b, could care less about the crown, but boy oh boy is it fun to watch muse a squirm. all this bickering leads to passionate kisses and secret meet ups. (although muse a will still tell muse b that they still hate them) things take a turn for the worst when muse a’s father dies under “mysterious causes”. was it the work of muse b?

[skyesmemes]

how do we fix this now? list of angsty relationship starter.

“i’ve messed this up, haven’t i?” “i get it. s/he’s smarter, more attractive.” “all these other women are making me nervous.” “don’t worry, the only one i ever see is you.” “please don’t let go of me. please, never let go.” “do you ever wonder what would have happened if we hadn’t met?” “i’m scared of loving you. i’m scared of hurting you.” “i’m ending this now. i’m ending this before it goes too far.” “this was a mistake. i’m sorry.” “do you really think that?” “i gave you everything.” “i don’t have any feelings left for you.” “just walk away.” “i need you. more than anything.” “you understand me.” “you can’t just leave.” “so this is what it comes down to huh? wasted time & a half empty bottle of vodka — don’t touch the bottle, i’ll say when i’ve had enough.” “don’t touch me!” “she was always first in your eyes.” “i’m sorry for trying.” “in the end, i should have known that you would break me.”

[plotbunnys]

what’s up !! i’ll be around all day, scouring the pb tags. hit me up if you see a genre of plot bunny missing in my directory !! or just keep me company.

[overdueasteroid-archive-blog]

1x1 plot where muse a is on their way to a huge job interview and stops to get coffee but muse b is in front of them in line and wow muse b is being a HUGE FUCKING DICK to the barista so muse a calls them out in front of everyone (possibly dumping their drink on them while they’re at it) and it’s awesome and muse a goes on their merry way to their interview

and muse b is behind the interviewer’s desk

[stcrgrl-archived-blog]

CAN I GET A BEST FRIENDS TO LOVERS PLOT ?? like not even an instant one, but like one with the gradual build up. like MUSE A comes to them after a fight with their significant. MUSE B knocks on their window after a horrible date. no one gets me like you. inside jokes no one understand. maybe even a secret handshake ?? just chemistry so strong it melts your heart. so innocent & pure. bonus points if people used to say they’d get married one day and they both laughed at the idea. but here they are. laughing about what their lives have become. how at the end of the day they’ve always had each other. and now they can’t help but wonder.

[whateverrps-blog]

I really, REALLY want a plot where a son of a dangerous and feared mobster is put in charge of managing his father’s strip club and falls for one of the dancers. I so want to play the son, so bad. Pls!!!