[succulentbud]

post the cockroach with the autotuned scat please. i need it

[0ci0]

[peachtimes-deactivated20160528]

[closet-keys]

Underrated form of intimacy: being silly together

[ill-gut-you-like-a-fish-casey]

Patton: Why do you spell dark with a k and not c 

Patton: Because you can’t C in the dark!

Patton: [loud wheeze]

[for-you-theworld]

Me when I tell a joke

[bug-pie]

@princelogical this is you energy ehehehayfejwodbjdns

[hawberries]

unicorns, but make it yeehaw

[image is a painting of four women wearing fantasy witch’s hats and riding unicorns, corralling a herd of multicoloured mustang-like unicorns, lassos in hand.]

[anamatics]

When Lil Nas X gets Dolly on an Old Town Road Remix.

[dark-promiseland]

[libertarirynn-deactivated202006]

Absolutely not one soul on this godforsaken planet:

KFC advertising executives:

[onemillionfurbies]

HEY SO MY MOM ATTEMPTED TO MAKE ME A FURBY CAKE FOR MY BIRTHDAY AND UHHH

it ended up looking like this. we were both losing our absolute shit at it so i proceeded to take extremely cursed photos of it

i love my mom so much

[sofdshrine]

please tell her that she’s brought joy untold into all our lives

[libertarirynn-deactivated202006]

Absolutely not one soul on this godforsaken planet:

KFC advertising executives:

[galindatopland]

fools, absolute idiots: if you say “i love you” too often it loses its meaning

me, sending my 87th “i love you” of the day to my friend: on the contrary i mean it more each time

[lizord-lord]

@patton-croc-agenda @fivebyfive-finebyfive

[lifeisfullofsimplepleasures]

My girlfriend is the most precious human being on the planet, I would die for her

[sappho-and-the-lesbos]

[melty-artz]

IT WON IT WON I’M SO HAPPY THEY DESERVED IT SO MUCH

[adventure-fantasy]

Spiderverse by krysdecker

[sonyanimation]

“You’re the best of all of us Miles, and you’re on your way.”

[drawbauchery]

or maybe it is this universe……but just like glee