"Gay rights," says the lizard in your sock drawer

Break, he/they, 22 Yes all I do IS spam reblog posts from a constantly rotating wheel of fandoms, tease the idea of actually creating content and then disappear into the void. What of it? Ur pet lizard is my loyal knight now sorry i don’t make the rules

[lizord-lord]

i love you fandom i love you self indulgent joy. i love you a million variants of a million ideas made by a million different fans. i love you varied interpretations. i love you canon-divergent aus. i love you entirely-different-settings aus. i love you roleswap aus. i love you crackfic. i love you crossovers. i love you hyperspecific headcanons. i love you vehement self-projection. i love you OCs. i love you sonas. i love you shippers of people who have never met. i love you shippers who twist canon into pretzels to make it work. i love you theorists. i love you cosplayers. i love you space for people to bond over something that at one point, made all of them happy, and inspired them to create.

and to every person who ever made a take i disagree with, a story i don’t like, or who enjoys engaging with fandom in a way i don’t understand- i love you. i love you BECAUSE i don’t get it. i love that you’re having fun, and being yourself, and being self-indulgent no matter what I think. keep at it. enjoy yourself. create.

[mark-gently]

"baby names" is a real misnomer because they're often permanent

[aheartofdawn]

there's three rules of naming babies:

what do the initials spell? (I was *this close* to being DMV)

what are the the different abbreviations/contractions/etc? (Michael Hunt, William Stroker, Richard Small, etc)

the name that sounds cute on your little gurgling bundle of joy will still be the one they have when they are an adult filling out a job application. Remember that.

[retirededgelord]

Optional Bonus: if your baby will ever have a job one day, ensure that their email address (if in the standard First Initial, Last Name format) will not be something embarrassing.

Sincerely, someone who had to email an S. Lutz (slutz).

[the-davest-of-uncles]

[twofingerswhiskey]

[teathattast]

[glavilio]

i hate when people defend those horrible monoculture lawns because they don't want bugs outside. like we don't live on planet bug

[ttaibhse]

love this can’t believe it only has 1 like

[redstonedust]

died and lost all my items in a cave: but don't worry. if i simply run back into the cave with zero (0) items. i will surely do better this time. this has never gone wrong for anybody.

[ndnbutch]

if you see criticism of racism within your community as criticism of the community as a whole then you have a racist community. sorry.

[mickanism]

[hyunonaut]

Make a wish

[hometoursandotherstuff]

[insecuregodcomplex]

[fission-mailure]

A lot of people are ragging on the 'cable diverted to avoid Dobby's grave after Harry Potter fans raise a stink' thing and while I also love ragging on Harry Potter fans being weird, in this case it looks like the story was completely made up.

tl;dr: There's no evidence the interview that this was mentioned in even exists, no evidence the route of the cable has ever changed, and the whole story seems to originate from one dude's podcast.

The story also broke into mainstream via the Daily Mail, who are ... rarely if ever honest or accurate.

[silima]

it's always funny to me when ppl act like it's somehow incestuous for characters who consider each other found family/chosen family/whatever u wanna call the trope to date each other, and it's funny for many reasons, but most specifically it's funny because irl when you meet a person and get really attached and decide that you want to be family with them, there's a very popular legally recognized way of doing that & it's called marriage

[derinthescarletpescatarian]

Marriage promotes incest because then you end up having sex with a family member

[wiisagi-maiingan]

Why do so many people make tiktoks while they're clearly driving. What the fuck. Stop that shit, you're gonna kill someone.

[wiisagi-maiingan]

I think people online treat driving too casually tbh, like there was a poll about people's bad habits while driving and they weren't bad habits or problematic or whatever, they were all things that literally kill people every single day. You are driving a massive vehicle that can very easily turn into a murder weapon with your carelessness, take this shit seriously.

[wiisagi-maiingan]

"Haha I never use my turn signals" you are going to kill someone.

"I don't do full stops at stop signs lol" you are going to kill someone.

"Sometimes I text while I'm driving 🤭" YOU ARE GOING TO KILL SOMEONE.

[wizardshark]

I love being a popular Tumblr user so I can give my failmutuals 10-20 more notes on their posts

[wizardshark]

lets go team hey wait what was that last one

[sandersstudies]

I think a fun way to have he/she pronouns would be by helping other avoid the ambiguous antecedent problem and taking on the pronouns that are less represented in the current group.

[sandersstudies]

Neopronouns? More like Nemopronouns am I right

[official-linguistics-post]

official linguistics post

[genderkoolaid]

as a lover of historical fiction and art about women and horny art and silly art i am so so into this premise. everyone can't stop being like "ohh his is dick made of wood too" it's magic dumbass. i am obsessed with how this sounds like an obscure medieval european folk tale. peter dinklage plays a basketmaker with the power to bring life to inanimate objects for an spinste's sexual pleasure. suspend your disbelief about his cock and have a little fun

[genderkoolaid]

and the leading lady is played by a woman whose gay man. perfect movie perhaps

[genderkoolaid]

for those who haven't seen the trailer.

[genderkoolaid]

#I assume his dick is ribbed for her pleasure and well-lacquered#like yes I assume the wicker guy who is ostentatiously 100% wicker everywhere we can see also has a wicker dick#I also assume a basket-making wizard who can make a whole-ass articulated dude out of wicker in one month#while *also* keeping up with his bill-paying day-job baskets#knows how to make a dick where none of the pokery is anywhere near the jiggery#sorry to everyone who's only seen shitty big-box store baskets that are made out of spite and neoliberalism#his dong is wicker and also perfectly fit for purpose#wicker? I hardly knew her! etc.

beautiful + true tags from @tyrannosaurus-trainwreck