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I love and miss her so much
Do you think that the villagers didn't tell the emperor that his "new clothes" weren't real because they wanted to stare at his big imperial dick. do you think that they were soooo mad when the kid informed him. Fists clenched eyes bulging throwing rocks "You stupid smug little fucker of course we done knew. We just wanted to see a FAT FUCKING HOG for one day, was that too much to ask???"
Penis... is okay
commission for @herziquerzi !!
does everyone know that i like rachel a lot. its important to me that you know that.
Thinking about the mundane realities of the S9 and Crawler maintenance, and how I have that one post about what a bitch it would be to have to drive him around in box trucks because he can't fit in a car.
And that thought became "you know Crawler smells like shit." Because he's a giant monster who can't bathe and regularly gets covered in gore and guts and constantly secretes acid and goo. Like I don't care that he can just go submerge himself in the nearest lake like a dinosaur, because then he just smells like acid reacting to stagnant water. And like, everyone in the s9 is a murderhobo who doesn't bathe a ton, but they bathe some.
So I'm proposing that they would put Crawler through the car wash.
He'll probably get smashed up in the gears and enjoy it, and he'll smell like a new car afterward, and that's miles better than goreshitlakemonster smell. Bonesaw pretends he's a big truck, and having him put his feet in the conveyor and go through the car wash while she plays with all the brush buttons and sprayers and makes truck noises is so fucking funny she nearly threw up her acid spleen laughing.
Gay Bad Canary
"gay Bad Canary be like: I don't care what they all think, I just wanna lick some pink"?
... What the fuuuuuck? Nahhhh 😂 you can't say that, man. "You said it"?
No, dude, I just read it. I was just quoting chat, I've got messenger's immunity.
"What's wrong with being gay?"
Okay, you're trying to bait me, you're trying to lure me into a brick wall painted like it's a tunnel, but I'm sorry to tell you that I've got better pattern recognition than most so I'll sidestep your trap and say this: Bad Canary is not gay, man. She famously had a boyfriend, even if she, y'know, allegedly did that stuff to his penis. Which might have been deserved, I don't know, I'm not really up to date with all that stuff.
But like half her songs are about dating men! Now, she could be bi, and if she is I completely support her in her journey of dating women and/or men. Or neither! I don't know! "Bi Bad Canary be like: I'm in the Birdcage with brute 12 locks, I love to suck on puss and cocks"? Okay, okay, hold on 😂 you might be onto something here
The best running joke in Ward is Victoria insisting that she's resistant to emotion powers. She gets an emotion power used on her at least once an arc, and not once has she ever successfully resisted them.
ballistic its me coil. listen closely i need you to turn on your leader. i need you to kill krouse. and ive prepared the perfect weapon for the job: a perfectly krouse-sized and -shaped stone statue,
gets a master power that lets me summon and control a perfect copy of myself except the copy has the exact same powerset so we both just stand there in a perfect stalemate until one of us gets so horny she dies
speculeetive uberlution
imagine an uber with bright red sails to attract leets
imagine a cold-dwelling leet that invents wooly fur
imagine an arid-adapted uber with complex nasal passages to collect condensation... or, conversely, an aquatic leet with webbed appendages and a powerful tail fluke. a colonial uber species living symbiotically - and skillfully - within a leet plant (there is only one)
the best ever gamercore band out of brockton
was a couple of guys who'd been friends since grade school
one was named uber
the other was leet
and they smash broed every day in leet's basement
first year in fandom: omg i love these characters.... and the story's so well written.... so much cool fanart and fic, i think i'm going to write some of my own
eleventh year in fandom: au where the character is a little jingle bell for sale on ebay for 8.99
Ellen DeGeneres: so I heard you needed worthy opponents Eidolon: yeah maybe a little *high-pitched screaming from an unseen source, studio audience clamping their hands over their ears and going insane* Eidolon: omg ellen you didn't
how it feels to stab nobles in the balls