YOU ARE THE REASON
Claire Keane
#extradirty
Cosmic Funnies
shark vs the universe
sheepfilms
RMH
titsay
Origami Around
let's talk about Bridgerton tea, my ask is open
Cosimo Galluzzi
dirt enthusiast
will byers stan first human second
Jules of Nature
"I'm Dorothy Gale from Kansas"
art blog(derogatory)
we're not kids anymore.
@theartofmadeline
PUT YOUR BEARD IN MY MOUTH
blake kathryn
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@buggestofbugsandbattestofbats
How should I whump Jonathan Sims next? Hmmm
Internal guilt and shame
External guilt and shame (everyone is shaming him)
Illness
Attacked by the supernatural
Suffering from his own issues (smoking, not sleeping, dehydrated, etc)
Harmed by the mundane (car crash, falling down stairs, etc)
Animal attack
Martin is angry with him
Notes after poll - a short is incoming!
I saw this and it just seems so Jonathan Sims coded - the man would totally get himself stuck in a planter and end up all hungry, thirsty, wet, sad, and in desperate need of rescue
Jonathan Sims vs Martin Blackwood as bats
The ritual of the Bat
I think Bat is the 16th Fear
If so, I can be Avatar of the Bat 🦇
Batty bats 🥹
Safe under his wing
From this fic
AI Bat
https://archiveofourown.org/works/84228366/chapters/222126831
ArcSilverfishTheBugWriter
Summary:
“Look at this adorable bat!” Martin shoved his phone in Sasha’s face and she raised an eyebrow.
“That thing is definitely AI - look at the wing-claws.”
Martin frowned. “No… I doubt it - Jon sent the photo to me and I don’t even think he knows what AI is, let alone how to use it.”
Up to chapter 33!
Martin is a Honduran Tent Bat 🤍💛🖤
Jon is a Pipistrelle 🤎
KICK THE CAN!
Let’s play the biggest game of kick the can on the internet.
To kick the can, reblog it. I wanna see how long this can go on for.
the oldest reblogs for this post that i can find are from january 2nd of 2013. this can has been getting kicked around tumblr for almost 13½ years now
And yet somehow this is my first time kicking it!
Day 88
Cuddling
He he he
From the Nashville Zoo’s fb page! Here’s the petition, please please please take a moment to add your name (even if you’re not from Nashville!). If you are from Tennessee, contact your representatives and make it clear that the people do not want this data center. This is an AZA accredited zoo which is home to several species of critically endangered animals, we NEED to protect it. Make your voice heard!
Because people will pay attention to cute animals, here are some of the critically endangered/endangered species housed at the Nashville Zoo!
The Amur Leopard and Clouded Leopard (which recently celebrated its 50th cub born at the zoo!)
The Sumatran Tiger
The Red Ruffed Lemur and Ring-Tailed Lemur
The Cotton-Top Tamarin and White-Cheeked Gibbon
The Colobus Monkey and De Brazza’s Monkey
And the Mexican Spider Monkey!
Look at them!!!! Look at them and fight like hell to save them!!!!
Becky: I want to join glee club
Mr. Scheuster: We're a week out from Nationals [it's too late]
Um, dude. That's like a whole week more than your team usually practices ahead of competitions. I think you're fine 🤣
Later edit -
Yep. Actual competition they're literally writing the songs they're going to sing from scratch in their hotel rooms at the competition venue.
Wow.
mom's minion memes for real justice
i posted these originally like 9 or 10 years ago or something but I can't find them anywhere, so now you get retortured.
drug addicts deserve housing, food, water, and healthcare btw
Jon's progression of Marks is so deeply devastating, because the further along he goes, the more Marks he gets from trying to save people.
His first 4 Marks (Web, Eye, Corruption, and Spiral) were things that were done to him. He didn't seek them out. Mr Spider was in the pile of books his grandma gave him. he had no way of knowing The Magnus Institute was haunted. Jane Prentiss hunted him down, and so did Michael.
the next 2 were brought about by his own curiosity. he knew the risks of accosting Jude and Mike, but he went willingly. his desire to seek out knowledge got him Marked by the Desolation and the Vast.
Elias sent Daisy to Hunt Jon, so that would make it the 5th Mark that Jon had no agency in, and the 7th Mark total.
then comes the Unknowing. in an attempt to save the world, Jon's willing to give his life to destroy the ritual. Marks 8 and 9 (Stranger and End) are purely altruistic on his part.
and from there on out, he continues to only get Marked via Protecting People.
Slaughter's from saving Melanie. Flesh and Buried are from saving Daisy. Dark is from trying to stop yet another ritual, something that he still believes could potentially end the world. Lonely is from saving Martin.
[this brings the final count to an exactly even split; 7 from external forces, 7 from Jon's attempts at protecting people]
as Jon becomes less and less human, he tries to save more and more people. and he's willing to give his life to do so!! he's willing to die!
and he succeeds. he successfully managed to save all his friends. it only cost him the world.
S̶̒͊̓̐q̵̾̓͒͝u̵͇̓͐e̵͒͋͒͠a̵̠̱̩̐k!̵͛̊́̕ ̵̈́̉̾͘
Bat Of The Panopticon
ArcSilverfishTheBugWriter
Summary:
Jon went to the Panopticon but something... Happened... To him when he took over as Pupil of the Eye
Something rather... Batty
https://archiveofourown.org/works/86056836/chapters/227534171
Head canon -
In season 4, every time Jon answers the phone it's like
J̶̼̬̰͕͂ö̸̦́͒̈́̒̕͝ͅn̶̩̫͐̀̉a̸͂̑͜t̴̛̼̋̈́̃̅͠ȟ̵͉̹͔͛̂ͅȁ̶̫̙ń̵̪̺̳̞̗͛̾͛͝ ̴̨̳̻̥̗̍S̸̻͌̔̀͐̎i̴̤̜̜͎͎̱͌m̶̟̚s̷͙̭̣͕͒̔̈́,̷͙̘͈̐͆͐ ̴̱̳̗̩͖͋̏ͅs̴̢̜̻͍͒͊͋̌͝p̶͐̒̋̋͘͜ͅȇ̶͙a̶͎̰͊̅͝k̷̡̡̯͕͘i̷͈̍̐͗̕̕ṉ̵͕̱̣͕̊̾͆͊͝ġ̸̬̦͖͕̼̗̈́͐͘
The caller, understandably, freaks out and hangs up.
They try upstairs. Peter Lukas avoids answering the phone like he knows he'll die if he fails. After five missed rings they finally get Martin.
Go away.
Eventually they just stop calling the institute entirely.
What if the reason Jon was so trusting of Not!Sasha (which we all love to make fun of) isn't really because of her qualifications and past but because they were really close? He only uses her work history as an excuse because he's afraid of admitting to caring about other people too much because (from his perspective as an orphan who was raised by a grandmother who was too tired for him) that can only lead to pain.
No, Jon loved Sasha. So very much. She was the only person he actually felt close to and safe with and he was never brave enough to even tell her.
And now she's gone.
