Jealous Lovers Sentence Starters
as requested by anon. Feel free to change pronouns or anything else !
âI donât like the way he/she/they look/s at you.â
âHow could I make you jealous? I melt whenever you say my name.â
âHi! Iâm ___âs girlfriend/boyfriend/partner/etc. Ever heard of me?â
âSo what if Iâm jealous?â
âYou are spending WAY too much time with that guy/girl/person.â
âHow come you never do that with me?â
âHey. Youâre mine.â /Â âDonât worry. Iâm yours.â
âIâm going to kick his/her/their ass! No one can touch you like that except for me.â
âI heard you and ___ had lunch.â
âCan I just give you another hickey?â /Â âDid you really have to give me so many hickeys?â
âI canât have these people all over you.â
âOh, come on. Donât worry about him/her/them, weâre just friends.â
âDonât you trust me?â / âYouâre not the one I donât trustâŠâ
âI know that you love me, but your jealousy is getting out of hand.â
âYou donât own meâŠexcept when you make that face.â
âI donât remember our hello kiss being a hello makeout. Are you threatened by my friend?â
âWho are you texting? I thought I just saw a heart emoji.â
âWhy is your ass so amazing? Everyone is staring at it and I hate it.â
âHey, pal. His/her/their eyes are up there.â
âI donât know what that was about, but I love seeing you all riled up.â
âThis is outrageous. I demand more attention.â
âOh you and ___ went there? Thatâs where we went on our first date.â
âYouâre with ME now.â
âWhat is/are he/she/they doing here?â