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Every day I wake up and I’m not a vampire in the Volturi castle in Volterra, Italy-
officially lost my mind
The way i started to stroke my shit as soon as I saw him
Edward trying to play baseball with his family after breaking up with Bella in New Moon
the idealized version of my tomorrow self will fix this
not again
Today, I saw a comment on tiktok saying that tall Dream (Jojo Rabbit's Version) is more attractive than Gaz under a Gaz edit, and that to my ears sounds like you have Aaron T. Johnson in all his glory and you decide to pick his wife. Ew.
Anyway, if you're part of the Gaz nation, know that your taste is immaculate in every single way and you deserve a big fat kiss on the lips 💋
Also, not that anybody asked, but I HATE when people write Konig as some uww :3 boy because he has social anxiety. Like stop infantilising people with mental illness. He is a COLONEL. He didn’t get that rank by being like “uwu I’m sworry, I’m jwst so nwervous🥺” mans breaks peoples spines with his knee he’s not going to be ur lil pookie bear. It makes me want to rip out an optic nerve seeing that bs
König's a sick fuck with anger issues (dats hot), and it really irks me when folks paint him as this timid, little bunny who'd stutter up a storm while ordering a Big Mac at McDonalds. Here's a kicker: having anxiety doesn't slap a one-size-fits-all label on anyone. Trust me, I'm living proof with my own anxiety rollercoaster.
König is a cocky sonavabitch who'd crush your skull into the ground if you were that unfortunate to be on the opposite team.
If you reckon he's scary from the get-go, brace yourself for what lurks beneath that DIY, t-shirt mask. His inner workings will make you wish you'd never dared venture past the surface.
König is scary and has demons that rank high.
simon who’s on the phone w price but he’s guiding you up and down his cock. his voice is steady and even as they talk about the next mission they’re going to go on.
frowning up at you when you moan, a little too loud. like control yourself, can you not see he’s on the phone??
and when you can’t keep quiet he’s quickly pulling out of you, pushing your face into the couch cushion as he fucks you from behind.
all the while price is still on the phone, none the wiser :((((
RAHHHHH IM SCREAMIGNNGGN
(but imagine if price knows :((
trained ears pick up the hitch in simon’s breaths and the stutter in his words, or the sudden static accompanied by a muffled yelp.
he takes a drag of a cigar, letting it pool in his lungs, before exhaling with a quiet, “make ‘em moan louder, ghost.”)
SUNNNN RAHHHH!!!!
no but okay!!
simon’s breath hitching as the words tumble out of price’s mouth, his hips halting and he’s about to apologize. but your whine of protest cuts him off.
followed by price laughing quietly, “doesn’t seem too satisfied, lieutenant. maybe you should lend ‘em to me.”
queue to simon’s body tensing at price’s teasing words, putting the phone on speaker as he fucks you harder than ever before. coaxing moans and cries out of you. he has you babbling by the end of it, all stupid on his cock :(((
he picks the phone back up, price sounding so smug as he tells simon he’ll see him tomorrow.
Me if I was in the courtroom with Graves and saw him looking like snack in his suit:
Yall really had to add her to the game to remind me that I'm bisexual, didn't you?
I'm not breathing okay.
Kyle Gaz Garrick fell off a damn helicopter, hang onto a fucking rope, shooting enemies upside down while the helicopter was moving like the coolest fucking character that he is and mfs still decide not to include him in 141 content. I'm convinced that none of them played the games cause I genuinely cannot understand if you played both MW1/MW2 and still decide not include Gaz. And before you cry that people don't have to include him if they don't want to, I know? That doesn't mean I can't express my thoughts on it.
"I don't know him that well" what?! You play BOTH games with Gaz, he's literally the character you know the MOST along with Price. But you know König who's part of the KorTac faction? And include him in 141 TF content but leave out THE 141 member?
The reason why I keep talking about this is because it's kinda concerning on a different level/weird undertones that go further than fiction/game when it comes to Gaz.
P.s: fucking hell, he's so fine it hurts my soul. Till the walls turn white and all oxygen leaves my brain.
why did they make price so unintentionally slutty?? the voice?? the military-issue gear that makes him look bigger even though he’s already huge without it?? every time he threatens his superiors?? when he walks out of the humvee with his arms out like he knows he’s hot??
cannot get over this comment on a chess tournament video