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Ain't no candle in the wind 💋🤠🐎

#tightest shorts in all of the slavic south #me not beinh able to bend over is worth the slay #purp core

bestie it’s so funny to read the gingham post today because just this morning while getting dressed I was wondering if people see me and think I’m a tradwife in making. I have a red gingham dress and it’s so stinking cute but I don’t want people to see me and think “oh she’s far right” NO!!!! I just like my dresses long and a little whimsical 😭😭😭

YESSSSS RED GINGHAM LEFTIST BADDIES UNITE

Sister we're taking this from tradwives and kicking men into submission while slaying 😛😛😛😛

#pls tell me more about YOUR dress PLEASE #askussy

Hey Purp!

I'm not sure how to explain this but...(and whether I should tell you through ask or DMs)

I had a dream about you! 😅 (my brain conjured the pieces of your face lol)

We were shopping together...there was this other girl but she looked unrecognizable to me...we were picking out what dresses to wear and whatnot...I do not recognize the store though...

Usually when I dream of someone, a friend...that means I like them and trust them...that would be you! ❤️❤️

Sorry if you would think this is weird idk how else to explain this...

HELLOOOOOOOO

OMG WE'RE SPIRITUALLY CONNECTED???? U SEE ME IN UR DREAMS???????? soul sisters fr!!!!!!

#pls tell me did we pick anything cuntworthy???????#askussy

I love red gingham sm but EVERY fucking tradwife video i see they're wearing something red gingham in it.....

#dogwhistle or whatever #its just cute i dont support the movement lmao #genuinely praying these ladies have a good life though

Another day another beach trip 🏖

#being off work is so cool #as if humans arent meant to be labouring most of their lives and enjoy it instead #gym in the morning beach in the evening #catch me living my best life #purp core

The entire gym is empty and not one but TWO men come all the way UP to the section where I usually workout to lift weights (for which there's an entire 100 square metres section in the main hall) and airbox while grunting obnoxiously loud in front of a mirror

#its a section for cardio w ellipticals and mats #theres also a similar one downstairs which was EMPTY #i wanted to finish off w a jog and one of the mfs took my favourite treadmill too #and didnt put his inventory back #men are pests

Looking at the sushi delivery app cart app where I've already picked out my favs but not being able to order until I get paid

#broke bitch chronicles #i need a better job istg

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new Silco artwork and little wip

#YEEEEEESSS YEEEEEEEESSSSS YEEEEEEEEEEEESSSSSSS #PERFECT SILCO BODY #love that pregentry frail limbs + a little belly + body hair combo

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I like kitties more than puppies #Sorrynotsorry #Controversialtake #Problematic

At that stage of feminism where im considering getting a diva cup to use my blood as fertiliser for my house plants

#its full of stem cells bc my uterus literally regenerates itself every month #this could cure cancer but then the industry would collapse so the research is nonexistent #my body could grow a whole ass new organ that can act as a multipltle vital organs at once for my baby #women are divine women are the god

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So used to protecting my peace and being picky that when a man fucks up even once I go

#RELEVANTTTTT #you do one thing that annoys or offputs me and im already drier than a desert

Grossed out comments of westerners under videos about slavic food piss me tf off bc the videos mostly show staple dishes made out of veggies (fermented, pickled or fresh) and various "unusual" proteins (tongue, intestines, limbs etc) but most of the times its cooked in a way to be preserved or to fill you up for a long time bc it was invented in a time of struggle or/and hunger and it tastes GOOD and its NOSTALGIC for us slavs. Go eat cheese from a can and wash it down with milk (containing 80 grams of added sugar)

#and its unsurprisingly healthy #meat jelly is full of collagen #fermented stuff is trending now bc people are poopmaxing but our grandmas have been makinh it for centuries #buckwheat is a literal superfood #but yeah sure just bc it looks unappealing and has no red fourty and at least a stick of butter in it its gross #our grandparents and parents used to add mayonnaise to the dishes and eat everything w bread bc of the famine #and wanted to fill up on as many calories as possible

Cardio bunny 🐰

#the elliptical almost killed me #purp core

Wanted to book an appointment w a doctor but shes no longer in the city so when the receptionist asked if I wanted to see another doctor I said yes as long as that doctor is also a woman which for some reason surprised her

#girl I'm not trusting a man w my health #nuh uh id rather die #also when i deal w clients and theres a couple i always speak to the woman and not the man #hes only there to pay for the service lmao

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Ppl be romanticising fucking older men bc they've never had to realise that he actually wants to fuck his daughter but cant for moral reasons so he resorts to you (her peer and an almost identical twin looks wise)

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Tea

#and theh smell of gentry #you can literally smell it #brrrr

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Ppl be romanticising fucking older men bc they've never had to realise that he actually wants to fuck his daughter but cant for moral reasons so he resorts to you (her peer and an almost identical twin looks wise)

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Tea

#and theh smell of gentry #you can literally smell it #brrrr

Ppl be romanticising fucking older men bc they've never had to realise that he actually wants to fuck his daughter but cant for moral reasons so he resorts to you (her peer and an almost identical twin looks wise)

#its not always salt and pepper joeltlou lookalike fucking you in the cabin and calling you babygirl vibes #pls be careful girls plsss #trust me i know ball #dont go there #UNLESS #theres a lot of money and hes willing to share

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