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LA

[bugqueen]

and also if anyone wants to ~reconnect~

insta: heyslynn

twitter: spicyais

ok love you bye

[bugqueen]

logged in to find an old poem i wrote about a customer and wow... lots of ads in this bitch. i have a date coming up with poem customer tho so it’s funny how life surprises you???? anyway hope all 3 of you left are doing well

[carnetimaginaire]

Sophie Woodrow, Quartet

[bruwho]

@haarkon_

[retrogamingblog]

Japanese Linocut Pokemon Artwork made by TheBeardedGoldfish

[balancedbirb]

So I managed to 1.) find safety town clip in decent quality and 2.) somehow get it to upload here

[goodscreencaps]

[hungwy]

“I love you alive girl” why did we allow him to say that. the revolution shouldve started as soon as that was leaked

[paxamericana]

[denisvilleneuve]

a movie: *has one scene with neon lights*

me:

[yesterdaysprint]

The Press Democrat, Santa Rosa, California, March 20, 1951

[prettypinkpansy]

[nyctosaurid]

i dont know how people handle the world without looking at pictures of little tiny mice sitting on wheat

[nyctosaurid]

powerful…

[felderwin]

my favorite thing i’ve learned in college is that way back in ancient china there was this poet/philosopher guy who wrote this whole pretentious poem about how enlightened he was that was like “the eight winds cannot move me” blahblahblah and he was really proud of it so he sent it to his friend who lived across the lake and then his friend sends it back and just writes “FART” (or the ancient Chinese equivalent) on it and he was SO MAD he travels across the lake to chew his friend out and when he gets there his friend says “wow. the eight winds cannot move you, but one fart sends you across the lake”

[agnesmontague]

i googled this bc i desperately wanted this to be real, and guess what…it is.

the dude’s name was su dongpo (also known as su shi). his original poem went like this:

稽首天中天，

毫光照大千，

八風吹不動，

端坐紫金蓮

(Humbly bowed my head below all skies Minutest lights shine through my deepest bounds Immovable by strong winds from eight sides Upon purplish gold lotus I seated straightly by the low mound) (x)

on which his friend wrote “放屁” (fart, literally), and you know the rest.

(here’s a chinese source for the skeptics)

[aeorys-deactivated20260131]

this is even funnier because just writing “fart” out of the blue sounds really stupid and random in english, but in chinese, fart (fang pi) is used as a common reply to, well, people talking out of their ass. kind of like how we’d use “bullshit” in context.

[geekhyena]

Humans' Use Of Pain-Relief Creams Proves Fatal To Felines

[flaredownapp]

Three cats died after their owners used an anti-inflammatory cream used to treat arthritis. The Food and Drug Administration warns to keep drugs away from pets; a tiny bit can be toxic.

Important for spoonies with cats! Creams with Flurbiprofen are fatal to cats. Brands that use this chemical (Not a complete list): Myoflex Traumeel Capzasin If you have cats, check your pain relieving cream for this, and keep them from ingesting it, please!

[strixus]

http://www.medicinenet.com/script/main/mobileart.asp?articlekey=694

[ksuew]

Oh no! Boosting for all cat owners.

[powerfulwizard]

british people: none of you know how huge england is! it takes so long to get anywhere. it takes me 5 minutes to get to work everyday! i haven’t seen my wife and children in 30 years because it takes 10 whole minutes to drive to them.

the rest of the world:

[brandistrickland]

Brandi Strickland Cave Garden II Collage, gouache, acrylic, and colored pencil on board, 2013, 14" x 11" print